TSM's Holiday Whoring Thread 2005

[JHawk]

"No no no, you're not a worm feast. You're a hallucination brought upon by alcohol. Bad vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!"

[Carnival]

I don't know if my kelly love would run deep enough to endure THAT movie.

[k thx]

If I had a hammer, I probably wouldn't hammer in the morning. That'd be antisocial.

[Carnival]

I heard that, if it wasn't for the West, rap niggas wouldn't need a vest around their chest. Any truth in this?

[Zack Malibu]

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it.

[Ed Wood Caulfield]

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

[Zack Malibu]

::dances::

[Carnival]

::hangs you over a hotel balcony by your ankles::

[Zack Malibu]

::pees on you::

[Carnival]

::gets off::

[Youth N Asia]

*scratches head and walks away*

[Zack Malibu]

Well, now it's officially a whoring thread~!

 

::canned laughter, followed by canned tuna.::

[JHawk]

Sorry, Charlie.

[King Cucaracha]

So, Zack, how's Jenna?

 

 

 

...oh, wait, wrong board. I'm sorry.

[Star Ocean 3]

[Art Sandusky]

Oh man, I didn't think men at gay weddings would actually wear dresses.

[Mole]

Providence College for sure, and possibly Brown as well, due to the storyline with Seth and Summer coming here for college. Josh Schwartz (the creator) is from RI, so that's most likely how those schools were picked for the characters.

When you know more details, let me know. I'd love to go.

[Zack Malibu]

So, Zack, how's Jenna?

 

 

 

...oh, wait, wrong board. I'm sorry.

 

Hung out with her last week, actually.

 

Mole, I'll keep you posted.

[Youth N Asia]

New Jenna? Certainly not old Jenna...

[Matt Young]

Hoff and Black Lushus will also vouch for Kelly Clarkson. The numbers are growing. I'm no longer the only one.

 

I've enjoyedall her singles, at least. And I've masturbated while imagining I was having sex with her.