19 yr old fucks mom's corpse

[AntiLeaf33]

Who knows, maybe his mother last words were..."you mother fucker......"

[Sideburnious]

Who knows, maybe his mother last words were..."you mother fucker......"

 

*throws tomatoes*

[Toshiaki Koala]

Or I guess pedophilial necrophilia, if you really want to get specific.

 

Not sure if I spelled pedophilial correctly. Or if it's even a real word.

 

I think it's pedophilic, but pedophilial sounds like "filial," which would imply that you are corpsefucking your son. Which is rather vile.

[The Czech Republic]

On Mitch:

 

my little AIM news window reports that Mitch Hedberg died of an OD. A report from the scientific journal Duh, indeed.

[Ted the Poster]

Accidental though, apparently. That blows.

[Guest Haiku]

fucking your mom's corpse

is really, really, really

really, really gross

[Nighthawk]

Now, aside from Haiku the individual, I find haiku to be a pointless and overestimated artform.

[k thx]

Damn, I wanted to make a Haiku gimmick but never got round to it.

 

That annoys me more than any thought of someone fucking their moms corpse.

[Slayer]

Fucking your mom while she's alive, however...

[nl5xsk1]

Now, aside from Haiku the individual, I find haiku to be a pointless and overestimated artform.

See, I dig writing in haiku, since it's a challenge to follow the 5-7-5 format and still have it all make sense and look/sound good.

 

The gimmick poster did a piss-poor job of having it look/sound good.

 

A for effort - D for execution.

[MrRant]

Like I said in the other thread, a limerick gimmick would own.

[nl5xsk1]

I think that I'm on the bubble,

Writing limericks can really be trouble.

It'd be fun for a while,

And might make me smile,

something something some stubble.