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First RAW of 2006 Thread

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It's his mom. They've been planning that angle for a while now.

 

Hopefully his momma will be Martin Lawrence in his "Big Momma's House" gear. Isn't Kiebler in the second movie? That would be some good cross-promotion there.

 

Then they could have a typical WWE-style reveal late in the angle - OH MY GOD SHELTON'S MOM IS A MAN!

 

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Eh...ignore me, I'm crazy. But anyway, it's his mom.

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I bet RAW will end with everyone who's in the Elimination Chamber in the ring brawling

 

Holy shit, man! You are really going out on a limb there! Are you insane!? You have to be at least six to eight inches off the ground! Don't you have things to live for? Don't put yourself in such jeopardy! Come down and drink some Nestea....

 

 

 

...NESTEA...THE OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT, RAW, AND SMACKDOWN PRESENTATION OF SWEET SEVENTEEN, ONLY ON PPV COMING THIS SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!

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The whole "Mr McMahon" thing is sooooo outrageously old. I wonder if he "interviews" another diva.

 

Vince:"Wow, Victoria....your breasts are......HUUUUUUUGE....

 

snl_tinyelvis1.jpg

 

:huh:

Sonny Siaki as Flying Elvis.......whoa mama~

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Former TNA star Trinity is sitting in the front row at Raw, along with a hot blonde woman. Fans have recognized them and have been taking pictures with them during the pre-Raw time period. They are dressed provocatively and appear to be a part of tonight's show.

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That bit about Trinity is really funny. Somehow I don't think WWE was expecting too many of their fans to recognize a star previously from TNA like that.

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No, clearly Shelton's mama is going to be....Goldust!

 

::raises a beer in honor of Dusty Rhodes and his wonderful booking::

 

Hey don't laugh. We all saw how well teaming Goldust with a black guy works. :D

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Trinity is Shelton's Mama?

 

I can't think of a reply to this that doesn't make me sound like I have an Oedipus complex.

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Judging by WWE Unlimited...

 

Looks like the Raw Announcers are at ringside once again!

 

You didn't hear? Styles pissed himself everytime Kane's fireworks went off :P lol so they had to move them

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Gee, I wonder if Edge will be playing Flair in the "footage".

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:lol: Good one, Edward.

 

Didn't the casting call for Shelton's mama imply 5-6 months of work? Let's hope she turns out to be tolerable.

 

*Thinks back to the irritating McNabb's mom Chunky Soup commercials*

 

Don't count on it.

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From now on???

 

Vince has booking for his own personal amusement for quite awhile now.

Shootin', shootin', shootin'....

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