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MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

~Damn, now this a great main event. I'm going to go with WC but either one of these guys can easily win it.

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

~Delicious. Blank to take the first one.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. Manson

~I'll go with Johnson but never doubt MANSONOSITY~!

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

~Zyke.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

~TORU Takahara but never count Maddix out.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

~Does not compute. (See, that's a shitty little reference to his character 'cause I'm still not sure how to think of Ghost Machine 2.0.)

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

~The -70s- Dude.

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MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

-Wildchild to win on the writing front, giving the title to Stryke because Stryke owns.

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

-We'll see how many lighttubes they have left after MY match, but I'm gonna say Akira.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. Manson

-Gore.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

-Coyote. This smells of angle.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

-TORU~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

-Ghost Machine 2.1, with special humor upgrade.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

-The 70's Dude, which is grammatically correct because he is, indeed, a dude of the 70s.

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Fury's "Maybe I Should Read More Matches Before Predicting Instead Of Just Picking Semi-Random Names" Predilections~!

 

MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

 

- So... You're asking me to choose between another Cleveland-based wrestler, and another serviceman... Oh, and someone else. (Snicker) Gotta give love to someone thats stats change on a bleed...

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

 

- Light blub tubes... Mmmmm... Anyway, can't go wrong with a guy that has a nickname that's also another name for a real nasty fart.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. Manson

 

- The winners are the fans and the phlebotomists. Free blood-letting!

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

 

- Skipe and his friend Zion... 2 against 1 is usually bad odds.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

 

- Takatahadara for teh weeen!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

 

- Not sold on Ghost Machine Version Whateverthefook.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

 

- Just win, dude. (Marks)

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MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

I'll go with Jay Hawke since I only know him

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

Obviously the real winner will be the company raking in the cash from selling the SWF all these lightbulbs/light-tubes. I'll go with Bruce for the first match because his name is easier to spell

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. Manson

How can you ever go against somebody named Manson?

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

Kevin Coyote due to a DQ Dusty Finish

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

TORU with mass CLUBBERIN'!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

Max King because I don't like the looks of this Ghost Machine thing

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

You, the readers.

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Let's shake the Magic 8 ball shall we?

 

MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

Hot action and 2 awesome writers (and Stryke)

 

hmmm JJJ fell, will Jay's record fall too? I think it just might against Dub-Cee

 

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

I predict that this won't be the last we see of these two ;)

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. Manson

3J for sure - he's got sumthin to prove against ELM

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

hmmm, New CW champ & Spike or the rookie.... with Justice involved... hmmm

 

I smell a Spikeon victory

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

Landon is god, TORU put over like he was god - erm... hmmm consistency and all point to TORU

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

V2.0 seemed to be a good writer, but is still an unknown comodity - let's got with GM V2 just to be different

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

Returning vet or Jumpee from the other fed? I'd go with the Dillster

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MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

~WC can win this writing-wise, but does he want the belt?

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

~Blank

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. Manson

~I have to go with the almighty asskicking J3

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

~Um... Given that Spike wasn't expecting to be booked I don't think he and Zyon are in on any angle, therefore I say that experience will win out and they'll take it from Coyote.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

~Looks like I'll have to hand Landon a beating again... ;)

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

~Ghost Machine V2. You read that match against Ced and tell me you aren't backing him. Go on, read it. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

~Dillon, but I'll be intrigued to see what the first OATTOASTer who's actually brought his character over can do.

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MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

-> No one else will predict me so i might as well do it myself.

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. MANSONOSITY

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

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MAIN EVENT

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke

 

No prediction, but easily my toughest title defense in 2-3 months.

 

BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH!

Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank

 

Blank takes the first one, but it's gonna be fun to read.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

JJ Johnson vs. Manson

 

Stable pride says Triple J, but Manson is Manson and can win it if he shows.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote

Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford

 

Zyon/Spike

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara

 

Stable pride says Landon, but TORU > your god. TORU takes it.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ghost Machine vs. Max King

 

Max King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude

 

70s Dude.

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