Mr. S£im Citrus Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Well, that depends... Blank claims to be thirty-two, but he may be lying; I assure you that I came across thirty-one the hard way.
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Well, if we're going by maturity level..
TheBostonStrangler Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 If we're going by maturity level, then Toxxic is 49. Happy birthday, WC.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Yayz Double-Sea! You are old. Do you have a big old-person beard?
Toxxic Posted May 9, 2006 Author Report Posted May 9, 2006 What are you talking about? I am forty-nine! I just claim to be 24 to fit in with you hip young things...
Smartly Pretty Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 I'd rather we don't go by maturity level. I don't know how comfortable I'd be telling strangers I'm 6 years old.
JJ Johnson Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 I'd feel terrible exaggerating in front of strangers too. Happy 31st, WC.
Ace309 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 And I'm not sure I want to be retired. Now get off my lawn and let me finish my damn crossword puzzle.
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 C'mon, Grandpa. Get with the fads. It's SUDOKU!
Smartly Pretty Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Old people don't mingle with oriental number puzzles~!
Secret Agent Posted May 10, 2006 Report Posted May 10, 2006 Happy Birthday to the World's Greatest Tag Teamer!!! Wildchild is half way to 62! Huzzah!
Toshiaki Koala Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 Well, if we're going by maturity level.. That would make me a zygote, I think.
Smartly Pretty Posted May 13, 2006 Report Posted May 13, 2006 It's Bruce's birthday. Let us celebrate with a best of 5 series, and an exploding cage?
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted May 13, 2006 Report Posted May 13, 2006 I somehow doubt that Blank is really thirty-three... but, if he is, that just means that I'm not the oldest guy in the fed anymore, so... yay!
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted May 13, 2006 Report Posted May 13, 2006 HBD, Bruce. Where the fuck are ya?
Toxxic Posted May 13, 2006 Author Report Posted May 13, 2006 I'm pretty sure Bruce actually is 33, and happy birthday anyway.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted May 16, 2006 Report Posted May 16, 2006 Ha, Outcast. Ha. lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted May 17, 2006 Report Posted May 17, 2006 I knew I could count on you!
Hank Kingsley Posted June 8, 2006 Report Posted June 8, 2006 Pandas. Happy Birthday, Edwin. p.s. I can't believe I have the small possibility of living in Watson 310 this year.
the.weej Posted June 8, 2006 Report Posted June 8, 2006 (edited) This demands a cover by the Filthy Four! Huzzah for the abortion guy being older and more successful than any of us, except for when Tom outdoes him there, too. -Z Edited June 8, 2006 by realitycheck
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted June 8, 2006 Report Posted June 8, 2006 Edwin's only twenty-three? God, I feel old... And a happy birthday to the Crown Prince.
Toxxic Posted June 8, 2006 Author Report Posted June 8, 2006 Hey, I'm older than Edwin. And in terms of titles held, more successful too. I know, I know, he's great. I'm not arguing. HAPPY BIRTHDIZZLE EDSHIZZLE!
Bruce Blank Posted June 8, 2006 Report Posted June 8, 2006 I somehow doubt that Blank is really thirty-three... but, if he is, that just means that I'm not the oldest guy in the fed anymore, so... yay!That's what I get for being in the states and totally off line for my birthday - I missed this. Yes sadly I'm 33, something I'm reminded of every day as I take my dentures out so I can eat my porridge And happy birthday! Now where did I leave my walker?
Edwin MacPhisto Posted June 8, 2006 Report Posted June 8, 2006 Pandas. Happy Birthday, Edwin. p.s. I can't believe I have the small possibility of living in Watson 310 this year. Every generation has its hero. Thanks for the kind words, guys. Status update: I'm moving to D.C., and starting a job this Monday. Real full-time job thing. I wear ties, and commute. That makes me feel older than the actual turning 23. And then I'm gonna come back to UVA football games and push Supes down the bleachers.
Hank Kingsley Posted June 9, 2006 Report Posted June 9, 2006 Preferably after a scintillating win against Eastern Michigan.
Longdogger_Pete Posted June 9, 2006 Report Posted June 9, 2006 I SAID HALLELUJAH~! TO THE SIXTEEN LOYAL FANS~!
Edwin MacPhisto Posted June 9, 2006 Report Posted June 9, 2006 Preferably after a scintillating win against Eastern Michigan. Western. I'll probably skip that one. But I'll definitely be around at least for Maryland and Miami. Maybe N.C. State too, if I'm feeling sporting.
Ace309 Posted June 15, 2006 Report Posted June 15, 2006 Happy birthday to Landon Maddix, the only cockroach I don't squash when I see him scrabbling across my floor and under my fridge! And also to Drew Kelk, the most successful Canadian to enter the fed since Mr. Galatea!
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