OAO RAW Thread - Jan/23rd/06

[razazteca 0]

This was funny when.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chris Jericho did this to Stephanie McMahon!

[naiwf 0]

Is Cena drunk? He's rambling and not even using his Will Smith voice.

 

Cena's Carlton, not the Fresh Prince.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

holy shit...a Hacksaw HOOO drop... unbelievable.

[Gary Floyd 0]

That, sucked, until he mentioned Jim Duggan. That got a chuckle out of me.

[Guest InuYasha]

Okay Cena, you're starting to drag the segment.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan reference. Yay!

[Cartman 0]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Gary Floyd 0]

That, sucked, until he mentioned Jim Duggan. That got a chuckle out of me.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

This segment won't fucking end. Everyone is off their mark and it sounds like about 12 people in the crowd care.

[razazteca 0]

Why do they let Lita talk on the mic?

[Hawk 34 0]

He could have cut that thing down and just done the Jim Duggan line and saved about 8 minutes of our lives.

[Guest InuYasha]

Why do they let Lita talk on the mic?

So Cena can bitch-slap her back.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

John, Street Thugs don't say "as well"

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Why do they let Lita talk on the mic?

 

The WWE is a big fan of taking rithks.

[Boon 0]

Man- that was actually entertaining.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

What in the fucking Christ WAS that?

[Guest OKCoyote]

Because she's got so much to.... COUGH, COUGH, COUGH.

 

 

...say.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know what I would find funny with the Kane/Carlito match?

 

If Carlito stood too close to the turnbuckles when Kane's pyro goes off, and his hair catches on fire.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Date Movie looks like complete shit. It looks worse than Kane's upcoming movie.

[Matt Young 0]

That was the best opening Raw's had in a while. Awesome "movie" trailer, and a killer promo by Edge, Lita, and Cena.

[Hawk 34 0]

Man- that was actually entertaining.

 

Aside from the Duggan name drop, what was entertaining about Cena performing a 3rd rate rock n jericho routine with a quiet crowd who already knew the punchline before he even started?

 

However, Edge is really milking this title run right now.

[Boon 0]

You know what I would find funny with the Kane/Carlito match?

 

If Carlito stood too close to the turnbuckles when Kane's pyro goes off, and his hair catches on fire.

I've always wanted someone to get set on fire by the pryo. Like someone doing a turnbuckle pose, then Kane's pyro hits. Awesome.

[AmazingRen 0]

Well, that was no Rock and HHH. I can believe WWE is banking on these two.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Why even try? Just leave When a Stranger Calls alone.

[Guest OKCoyote]

You know what I would find funny with the Kane/Carlito match?

 

If Carlito stood too close to the turnbuckles when Kane's pyro goes off, and his hair catches on fire.

 

I think Lawler suggested that a week or two ago.

[Guest InuYasha]

Cena needed to bring his A-Game to that segment. Edge needed to bring his Game, period.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

*deep breath*

 

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

Holy shit they actually remembered he's still half of the world tag team champs! When are he and Show actually going to defend the belts again?

[Guest InuYasha]

Well, time for me to leave for school, all. Have fun.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Kane: I shoot pyro in the face of people who think they are cool...

 

Carlito: ......???

 

*FWOOOSH*

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

That was the best opening Raw's had in a while. Awesome "movie" trailer, and a killer promo by Edge, Lita, and Cena.

Killer as in "killed the audience" It was like watching poor man's Rock and HHH. Cena was just RAMBLING and dragging forever, and Edge's timing on the interuptions was off and it was all just a mess.