OAO RAW Thread - Jan/23rd/06

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Did she just yell give me a kegger?

 

NO MICKIE ACCEPT THE OFFER! GET ASSLEY OFF OUR TV!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I hope Trish doesn't have a pet rabbit cause Mickie's about ready to go Glenn Close on her ass.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Show: I would love to be your partner tonight, but they just got nachos up at concessions!

Funny, I thought he was more of a corn pops fan.

[razazteca 0]

Note to WWE employees: Nobody in the company can do the fake cry.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Note to WWE employees: Nobody in the company can do the fake cry.

 

 

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Well, attempt 1 fails.

 

Next possible choice?

My God, who cares? Do you realize that that last segment was less than five minutes? It felt like ten. I hate when this company tries to be cute. GET TO THE FUCKING POINT. Now we're going to have to sit through three more of these things to get to the punchline of HHH pinning Cena with a sledgehammer.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Don't get me wrong, I like Steve Martin and all, but does the world NEED another Pink Panther movie? At least I'll get to see Jean Reno do comedy.

[slimm44 0]

How funny would it be if the table fell out from under Coach

[Hawk 34 0]

Kudos to Coach for keeping continunity intact with the Big Ben jersey.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

I thought only 22 people were confirmed.

[slimm44 0]

just now realized King was wearing an overcoat lol

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

I need a drink.

[razazteca 0]

Ugh why are they standing on the announcer booth?

 

Poor Joey.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

This is pointless!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Aww crap we're not in Tennessee we shouldn't have to see King wrestle!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Actually...add Joey and make it a Triple Threat... put Vince on the headset.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

From bad to worse.

[slimm44 0]

Here's to a screwjob during King/Coach...perhaps within 3 Minutes??

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Actually...add Joey and make it a Triple Threat... put Vince on the headset.

 

I kinda miss "One, two, THREEHEGOTHIMNOHEDIDN'T!"

[AntiLeaf33 0]

So King and Coach stand on top of the table and cu a promo while Victoria and Candice stand in the ring? Priceless

[razazteca 0]

That has to be the SLOWEST La Majistra Cradle I have ever scene.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

La Magistral? Slingshot double axe-handle? What parallel dimension did I suddenly transport to?

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Allowing Ashley to get this much ringtime on national TV has to be some kind of rib. Was that a drop toe hold?

[naiwf 0]

Actually...add Joey and make it a Triple Threat... put Vince on the headset.

 

I kinda miss "One, two, THREEHEGOTHIMNOHEDIDN'T!"

 

Nothing's better than "OHWHATTAMANEUVER" for every hold he didn't know the name to.

[AntiLeaf33 0]

Ashley looks like she's learnt a few new moves and is taking her dead ass time trying to do them

[Guest OKCoyote]

Allowing Ashley to get this much ringtime on national TV has to be some kind of rib. Was that a drop toe hold?

 

 

Her real last name is Kutcher.

[Dr. Zaius 0]

Vince McMahon doesn't respect wrestling.

[Hawk 34 0]

It's sad that the women have better workrate then 95% of the roster.

[razazteca 0]

Why are they wrestling? These women should be in stripper bikini foxy boxy matches.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

La Magistral? Slingshot double axe-handle? What parallel dimension did I suddenly transport to?

The one where the worst wrestler in North America gets to fuck up a drop toe hold, la magistral and axe handle.