OAO RAW Thread - Jan/23rd/06

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

WHO FUCKING CARES?

 

Wow, NOT ONE SOUL made a noise when HHH showed up. Give him the belt at Mania~!

 

You see, we DON'T KNOW what we want. Daddy Vince needs to spoon feed us what we're supposed to like. That's how it works.

 

Hey, Maria's made an appearance!

[SuperJerk 0]

Too bad they cut to commercial at the holy shit moment.....stupid WWE/USA/Kevin Dunn/etc...

...Triple H/Gerwertz/Stephanie/George Bush/Stock Market...

...Santa Claus/Dr. Doom/the Easter Bunny/Benito Mussolini...

...Bill Clinton/Josef Stalin/Tom Sawyer/Larry "Bud" Melman...

The Tooth Fairy/Pol Pot/Hurricane Katrina/Al Franken...

...Johnny Cochrane/Yoko Ono/Billy Martin/Muhhamed Hussan...

[Boon 0]

I want Randy to win.

 

ARMS

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

WHO FUCKING CARES?

 

Wow, NOT ONE SOUL made a noise when HHH showed up. Give him the belt at Mania~!

 

Hey, they're gonna do it with Orton, so why not go big and give the fans nothing they want at WM.

My God that event is going to suck.

[SuperJerk 0]

HEY LOOK! ITS A MOVIE THAT PARODIES OTHER MOVIES! OMG HOW FUNNY!!!!!

[BorneAgain 0]

Dammit Alyson Hannigan, after Buffy and the Pie trilogy, "Date Movie" is your best option?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

So.....does it go without saying that Flair will be Cena's partner? Or will Billy Graham pull out the walker and make a surprise return to the ring?

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Assley is getting a PPV pay day? FIRE THIS WOMAN and hire Christy back. I'm not sure what point they're trying to make.

 

Vince and Shawn. Good Lord, Shawn doesn't know why they're feuding either.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

So.....does it go without saying that Flair will be Cena's partner? Or will Billy Graham pull out the walker and make a surprise return to the ring?

 

 

...and that walker is.... KAAAAAA...oooooh, nachos!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

HE'S GOT MORE MONEY THAN GOD, BAH GAWD!!

[BorneAgain 0]

Vince is bringing back Rock 'N Wrestling.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Someone needs to make one of those ymtd (or whatever those are) with HBK's "Why are you on me?" followed up with Vince's creepy "Ohhhh, ohhhh".

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

What the hell is he talking about? Does this make sense to any one?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Vince is bringing back Rock 'N Wrestling.

 

I don't think you should be watching this, since you are borneagain.

[SuperJerk 0]

Vince and Shawn. Good Lord, Shawn doesn't know why they're feuding either.

 

I think Shawn is the audience's POV character.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Is Vince offering Shawn coke?

[BorneAgain 0]

Vince is bringing back Rock 'N Wrestling.

 

I don't think you should be watching this, since you are borneagain.

What can I say, Ring of Glory sucks.

 

edit: Speaking of which, Russo was dead on when he said McMahon just wants to be in the movie business as opposed to this one. It would certainly explain his attempts at nonsensical monologues like that one.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Vince is like Kevin Bacon's character in Footloose! HE JUST WANTS TO DANCE!!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

So...... Vince is going to play Devil's Advocate to Born Again HBK? Well, that's one way to go.

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Vince and Shawn. Good Lord, Shawn doesn't know why they're feuding either.

 

I think Shawn is the audience's POV character.

 

Then he should have "changed the channel" by leaving the room.

[SuperJerk 0]

Is Vince offering Shawn coke?

And a smile.

[slimm44 0]

Shawn's going to be Number One...again!

[Guest OKCoyote]

What the hell was that?

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

With two matches and a half our left, we may have escaped the weekly Masters segment.

[Guest InuYasha]

I'm on one of the PC's at school. What's happened?

[slimm44 0]

With two matches and a half our left, we may have escaped the weekly Masters segment.

 

Unless Masters is Edge's partner

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

What the hell was that?

The Devil tempting Jesus in the desert.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Vince McMahon IN... THE OMEGA CODE~!

[BorneAgain 0]

What the hell was that?

The Devil tempting Jesus in the desert.

And yet even Satan wouldn't have people kiss his bare ass on national television.

[Dr. Zaius 0]

With two matches and a half our left, we may have escaped the weekly Masters segment.

 

Unless Masters is Edge's partner

NO~!!!!!!!1111