Matt Young Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 Recently, I have gotten some flak for my choice to own and wear a shiny red polyester shirt with dragons on it. According to many, such attire is not fashionable for self-respecting individuals. Exhibits A, B, and C (thelast2 I've never shown before and just have to): Well, I am happy to say that my detractors were wrong. I had refrained from wearing the shirt for a while, but now, thanks to Samoa Joe, I can feel secure in my shirt choice once again: And if you disagree, he will choke you the fuck out. EDIT: Of note, I also own that same necklace.
Special K Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 Shirts like that look pretty good on big guys, and big guys only.
Matt Young Posted January 23, 2006 Author Report Posted January 23, 2006 Shirts like that look pretty good on big guys, and big guys only. I used to be fat... Do you wear them? Not saying you're fat, but I know you're big.
Special K Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 Occasionally. Right now I'm wearing bluejeans, a Grateful Dead T-Shirt, and a suit jacket. Aka I'm dressed like a mess, but all I did today was watch football and play Guitar Hero with friends.
Hawk 34 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 He's a big samoan wrestler with coolness alongside hot chicks which allows him to pull it off, he isn't a skinny white dork standing in line to meet a wrestler/dance show star or photo op with generic stank model.
The Czech Republic Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 Those are still unbelievably tacky shirts.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 That dude just looks like Matt Young after he gets an Associate's in marketing and spends 12 years working as a car salesman and going to the beach on Thursdays, which are the only days he'll get off. He's celebrating a promotion to assistant floor manager (that's the only round he's ever bought), and he's wearing that shirt because he got it with his first paycheck so many years ago, after selling a Taurus with the odometer rolled back under 50,000 miles from 120,000 to a 19 year-old kid who reminded him of himself, before the idealism faded. Matt pulls the trigger with his toe two years after this picture is taken.
Black Lushus Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 that shirt is really really horrible no matter who wears it, skinny white dork or fat samoan dude.
The Czech Republic Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 "...and Matt doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me."
Carnival Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 My personal choice, I wouldn't wear one of those things.
snuffbox Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 How fucking peeled is Matt Young in those photos?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 That dude just looks like Matt Young after he gets an Associate's in marketing and spends 12 years working as a car salesman and going to the beach on Thursdays, which are the only days he'll get off. He's celebrating a promotion to assistant floor manager (that's the only round he's ever bought), and he's wearing that shirt because he got it with his first paycheck so many years ago, after selling a Taurus with the odometer rolled back under 50,000 miles from 120,000 to a 19 year-old kid who reminded him of himself, before the idealism faded. Matt pulls the trigger with his toe two years after this picture is taken. Jesus christ, Edwin, that's like something I'd tell him.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 Yeah, I was up late working on my thesis and feeling grumpy. Matt got stuck in the crossfire.
Guest AndrewisyourHero Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Samoa Joe: You: See the difference?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Yeah, I was up late working on my thesis and feeling grumpy. Matt got stuck in the crossfire. What's your thesis about? I can offer real-world insight, as opposed to the convoluted stresses of academia.
2GOLD Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 These pictures are starting to make Joe look very very uncool. He went from cool badass to DJ at a pizza party.
Lord of The Curry Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Matt Youngs stiffness is nowhere near Joe's level so Joe wins.
The Czech Republic Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Curry, you're encouraging him to take this in a bad direction.
Detox Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 in each of these pictures of Matt with a girl, the girls all look like they are trying to remember the punchline of their favorite joke, in order to even crack a smile.
Slayer Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Even Spongebob didn't want to take a picture with Matt
Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Yeah, I was up late working on my thesis and feeling grumpy. Matt got stuck in the crossfire. What's your thesis about? I can offer real-world insight, as opposed to the convoluted stresses of academia. It's coming much better now. It's actually about that book I jizzed over this summer on the Super Secret Club For Jerks, Ian McEwan's Saturday, which is about a day in the life of a London brain surgeon on the day of anti-war in Iraq rally in '03. Crazy shit goes down when he gets in a car accident with a twitchy, mentally deficient thug, and his work comes home, so to speak. Chapter I: Mrs. Dalloway as an intertext for Saturday Chapter II: Saturday and the contemporary sublime So it's pretty much convoluted academia, but now convoluted academia with which I'm actually reasonably comfortable. I'll probably have to wait until mid-February to get that wrathful again. Also, on this thread, the photos of this Joe guy don't impress me terribly. 2GOLD's assessment is right on.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 24, 2006 Report Posted January 24, 2006 Work "Pons" into a pun somehow.
Vyce Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 What's Matt Young doing hanging around a pregnant chick.
The Czech Republic Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 No Vyce, she just ate tacos.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 On an unrelated note, I love the book Saturday
Carnival Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 OMG!~ Leena wants Matt. Now she's gonna start 4 threads about how hot he is.
Lord of The Curry Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 Leena fears the rear naked choke.
Vyce Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 No Vyce, she just ate tacos. Is that his fiancee? He hasn't knocked her up and I just didn't see the thread about it, has he? Matt is hotter than Joe. I'm hotter than Matt. Actually, I'm a Matt too. Which makes it Matt > Matt > Joe. I don't wear bad Hawaiin shirts, though.
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