Worst style: clothing and hair

[Matt Young 0]

If you notice the massive size of my forehead and stare at it, you'll begin to see an outline of a fetus.

 

Mine's bigger, and it resembles the New England Patriots logo when I do the People's Eyebrow:

 

[Nighthawk 0]

You guys should tattoo your faces.

[The Czech Republic 0]

You guys should tattoo your feces.

[Guest Princess Leena]

one look on chicks i'd love to see come back regularly is when they wear the little booty shorts (not jean shorts, but like athletic shorts, softball player style but shorter), tight knit shirts and tube socks pulled up close to the knees.

 

I wear stuff like that often. Except for putting the socks by the knees. I have to wear anklet socks really low so my legs look as long as possible.

[Black Lushus 0]

tube socks wouldn't do that?

[Nighthawk 0]

[Black Lushus 0]

the only video of Christina's I love seeing!

[Hoff 0]

Yay for Milky! That's just awesome. What vid is it from?

[Red Baron 0]

But it also had another little slu...I mean singer in that video as well.

[Black Lushus 0]

wasn't Lil Kim in that video as well?

 

man you can just FEEL the STDs when you watch that video!

[Nighthawk 0]

Yay for Milky! That's just awesome. What vid is it from?

 

That's "Can't Hold Us Down", which does indeed feature Lil Kim.

[Black Lushus 0]

I can't lie, I'd fuck Lil Kim six ways to Sunday, but she's gotta keep the wig on and the contacts in.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I don't even know what her natural hair looks like.

[Black Lushus 0]

I don't even know what her natural hair looks like.

 

I don't either, I'm more or less basing the image in my head on my experience with black girls that have "long, flowing hair".

[Darthtiki 0]

I hate the faux hawk. Especialy because these days it's only worn by slightly overweight gay guys or metro's.

 

What the fuck is this.

 

Secondly, Ugg boots on anyone is not hot. Though when you're a 5'2 250lbs girl wearing this and a short skirt thinking you're hot, you're just laughable and visually harrassing.

 

On a final note, I'm to the point where I say fuck Hot Topic as well, I remember I could go in there and they had an entire section of lounge wear with bowling shirts that had pinups on them and stuff like that now it's emo crap napoleon dynamite garbage and the sign of retail apocalypse a HHH shirt (which I own the "I am the Game" shirt from 2000).

 

P.S. the other day I saw some white guy at subway prolly 30 years old wearing the Chaingang medallion...the question of whether or not he was mentally retarded is still unanswered

[Art Sandusky 0]

I never see anyone else with wrestling stuff on outside of the sports bar for the monthly PPVs.

[Guest]

I haven't seen anyone with wrestling stuff on since 5th grade.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I still wear my ECW, Austin 3:16, and nWo shirts regularly.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I've worn the Captain Charisma shirt and the MNM "It's OK To Stare" shirts out before. Not like "going out" out mind you, just when I'm doing something like going to the coffee shop or running errands. And that's probably because they're two wrestling shirts that don't look like wrestling shirts.

[MrRant 0]

AC/DC logos t-shirt on a powder blue background.

[Nighthawk 0]

I only wear wrestling shirts if they're outrageous, like my bright orange Taz one. It's works two ways, because it looks like I'm trying to be ironic, but in truth I do enjoy Taz's wrestling performance.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The Captain Charisma shirt is always received well no matter where I go.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

The only wrestling shirt I'd ever rock in public is the Catcus Jack "Wanted: Dead or Alive".

[Nighthawk 0]

It's just "Wanted Dead" though, isn't it? The lack of "or Alive" seemed the cleverest part of it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I wear that one a lot too, but I've had it for a real long time and it's starting to show a lot of wear.

[Matt Young 0]

All my wrestling shirtsare old and worn out as well as too big for me, such as my Austin 3:16, NWO glow in the dark, Hollywood Hogan, Bret Hart, etc. The ones that would still fit me, my NWO Wolfpac and DX shirts, are missing.

 

I do have a Jeff Jarrett Slap Nuts shirt in good shape. It's a 2XL, the only size they had at the show, which was big on me then. Now I wear a small or medium... so yeah.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I've always maintained that many a wrestling shirt would look ok if it didn't have anything on the back, because the desperate need to put something there often results in a catchphrase that has never been over, like 'YES YOU DO REALLY SUCK' and soforth.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Sometimes, the logo/slogan on the back isn't so bad. A lot of the ECW shirts worked because what was said on the back usually didn't sound utterly retarded. "Join the Revolution." "Of course you know, this means war." "Blood, Guts, and Beer." They didn't sound amazingly clever, but they didn't make you slap your forehead for fear that you might get dumber having read it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I was hot tonight, rocking a total hipster look (complete with super-slimming dress jacket). I'm so ashamed, yet encouraged to expand on it.

[Damaramu 0]

I've always considered the sports coat over the t-shirt and jeans but always decided against it out of fear of looking like a tard.