starvenger 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 They just had to move The Amazing Race to a work day of mine, didn't they.... well, did I miss the best one yet? Not exactly. It was a pretty linear leg. They were told to drive to the other side of Sicily, where there was an equalizer that meant nothing since the Bong Squad were the only two there. The Frats pulled ahead of the Hippies, and Rolanda pulled ahead of the Nerds, so the Nerds got Philiminated. Best part was at the beginning, when the Hippies and Frat Boys talked trash about each other during the confessionals, and that the Hippies took the time to create an "entry list" at the supposed bottleneck. BTW, the Hippies were actually a good 1:40 ahead of the Frats, who in turn were 50 minutes ahead of Monica's breasts. And they're probably way ahead of the pack again this time around... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 I could have sworn the Hippies went the wrong way going to the pit stop, and I could have sworn the preview last week had them going the wrong way, and I could have sworn the episode was building to the hippies being philiminated because they kept showing the turn off sign every time a group went passed it and they never showed the hippies getting lost (which I figured was saved for last since they like to do these things semi-chronologically.) Was I totally high on that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2006 Nope. I saw it as well. It was like they were so far ahead of everyone else except the Frats that it didn't matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 "YOU NIVER HINDED IT TO ME BITCH!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 "Lift up your spirts before I get pissed off" Joe is a god. "I cry all the time" she says, while crying and then smiling. Hippies: WOW, it's so beautiful. We're in Greece! Lake: It's not as nice as Italy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 When Ray jumped off, he sounded EXACTLY like Jazz when he gets thrown out by Uncle Phil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WRONG WAY! HOUR IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! FUCKED! PLEASE BE NON-ELIMINATION! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 This Amazing Race is brought to you by: Shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 NO LAKE NO!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG IT! Whew, Hippies live to see another day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 "I cry all the time" she says, while crying and then smiling. Normally I'd make fun of her, but Tito Ortiz said basically the same thing, so I got nothing. Nice to see dumbass got Philiminated. Thankfully the Hippies are still in it. Must be tough, not being first or second... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Holy crap, how did Phil pronounce "carpet"? "Caa-pit". That & Fran just falling off the bungee platform got big laughs out of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Are they ever going to have a non-elimination leg? I don't remember them ever getting down to five teams before without someone getting a reprieve somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 I'm guessing the next leg is non-elimination and then the leg before the 2-hour finale is the other non-elim. Man, now there really isn't a team that has someone I truly dislike left (I couldn't stand Lake anymore). The frats are just cruising along right now and unless they hit a tough Roadblock/Detour or somehow get lost, this is their race to win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Ray is the fuckin man. I want to see him handle himself with his woman next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 When I found out the Hippies were going in the wrong direction, I stood up and screamed FUCK! Glad to see they're still in it. And how can you not love the Frog hat? I gotta get me one of those now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaMarka 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 The Hippies are great. The look on their faces when Phil said they were 5th was wonderful. Also, how lost did that moron Lake get? They had to have been hours ahead of the hippies. Maybe his beard gave him powers. Also, Amazing Race is the only show that makes me yell at the tv. Example: JUST FUCKING JUMP ALREADY BITCH! Fran's pathetic leap did make me laugh though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 I'd probably do the exact same thing Fran did if I had to bungee. Fuck that jive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 You and Fran both probably use the same bladder-protective undergarments so you're like peas in a pod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2006 Hey, it's perfectly natural and normal to pee. What's NOT natural, and what's NOT normal is to confine outselves in these fucking cloths and garmets and to repress our natural bodily functions into a Orwellian situation where society tells us where to pee and where not to pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2006 Hey, it's perfectly natural and normal to pee. What's NOT natural, and what's NOT normal is to confine outselves in these fucking cloths and garmets and to repress our natural bodily functions into a Orwellian situation where society tells us where to pee and where not to pee. Which reminds me - I'm disappointed that women in Ontario still won't walk around topless... ...and if you don't live in Ontario you probably didn't get that. Oh well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2006 Well I don't live in Ontario... but I'm all for it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2006 The Hippies are making this show. I hope they win it all, somehow. How could you not have lost it when he was competing in the Olympic games in a frog hat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2006 The Hippies are making this show. I hope they win it all, somehow. How could you not have lost it when he was competing in the Olympic games in a frog hat? To be honest, because from the 50 million previews of the show I knew they were gonna get whupped on by the wrestler... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keith6601 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2006 I've spent this whole season trying to figure out how they're hippies and BJ doesn't call Tyler the Bear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naiwf 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 I hate the legs that involve luck far more than skill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 You must really hate this entire season then. They've had more needle-in-a-haystack challenges this season than in the first three seasons combined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naiwf 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 You must really hate this entire season then. They've had more needle-in-a-haystack challenges this season than in the first three seasons combined. Exactly. There's almost no point in being intelligent or athletic because at some point you just need some dumb luck to shine on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaMarka 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 Yolanda's muttered "Yo momma" line killed me. Just killed me. The Hippies pretending to travel with the dead teams was also great. Heat-stroke Hippie did a pretty good impression of Lake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naiwf 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 Yolanda's muttered "Yo momma" line killed me. Just killed me. The Hippies pretending to travel with the dead teams was also great. Heat-stroke Hippie did a pretty good impression of Lake. Those were two of the best scenes of the season so far. The only thing BJ's impression was missing was a 'DANGIT!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2006 You must really hate this entire season then. They've had more needle-in-a-haystack challenges this season than in the first three seasons combined. I think that this was the first needle/haystack Roadblock though, and so far it's the only one that seems to have caused major position changes. Thank God the Hippies only got non-Philiminated though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
