The Ill One 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 I can't believe I just quoted Groove Armada. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport ~Zed used the term "moistened" and I gotta' think I'm drenched in all sorts of wrong ways. I'm pulling Johnson. SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez ~Cortez. HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 ~It's so hard to go against Ghost Machine 2.0... but it's also so hard to bet against Blank. MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! ~No clue. Some new authority figure or show announcement? SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King ~King. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury ~Well this is a purty one... I have confidence in Fury but it won't be easy. SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador ~Haha, IL's going to be beat by a girl. SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull ~Dear Lord, so much... evil. I say flip a coin. OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross ~Griffon's my man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport I'm really pulling for JJ to snag the belt this time around. JJ is where I'm aiming, though I'm skeptical. SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez Hey, HEY, AKIRA KAIBATSU! HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 I'll go ahead and say Blank - his match from the 'Fuck against Akira was pretty f'n awesome. Hard to stop a guy after a pretty awesome match. SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King I'm not really aware of either of these two yet. Max King? CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury Aye, Zyon. SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador I've heard a lot about IL (well, some), so I'm thuroughly interested to see where this goes. SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull 'Skull to win. OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross Draw. Everyone in the ring dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport ~Johnson. Come on laddie, you can do it! SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez ~The Urban Legend beats an attack of Divine Wind with the aid of some indigestion tablets. HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 ~Ghost Machine 2.0. All you poor fools who think otherwise are... fools. MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! ~No-one wins this except Peters' ego. SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King ~Hmm... I'm going to go with this odd hunch I have and say Laberinto. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury ~Oh, now THIS is going to be interesting. We all know Fury can bring it, Coyote is pretty good whether or not he's actually LDP, but I say Zyon beats them both out. SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador ~Christ, hasn't IL been beaten up enough by members of this family? SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull ~Jimmy will come down on Skull like a river, a river of DOOM! OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross ~I'm saying Cross, actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport -> Mag don't lose. Plus i've already gottn myself hyped for Magnifico/Davenport, so ELM has to win just to satisfy my future e-fed wrestling match reading needs. SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez -> Todd Cortez HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 -> Ghost Machine, why not MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! -> The long awaited return of Cutthroat. SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King -> Max King CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury -< Zyon to retain SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador -> AmyToxxTORU for the win. SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull -> DOOOOOOOOOOOM OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross -> Michael Cross Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport - Tree to retain, but JJ's going to make it uber close. And I'm putting even money on Muzzums writing something anyway. SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez - Beans, beans, the magical fruit... HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 - If anyone can beat the machine, it's Brucie. MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! - If Heff gets fired, Ghost Machine 2.0 will be Crimson Skull's new 'partner'. SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King - Max to beat Masked. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury - Fuck that noise, yo... SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador - Not that I want to see Andy get his ass kicked by a grrl, but... SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull - Doom becomes you! DOOOOOM!!! OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross - Anger is good, yes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport I'm so glad to see JJJ not just get a "one night stand" against ELM but that he's granted a rematch, that being said I'm thinking that we may just see a 3 way at "From the Fire" as JJJ defends against both the former champ and the #1 contender SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez Cortez hasn't been seen much "in character" lately while Akira has gained a lot of momentum. I think Akira could pull off the upset. HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 Prediction: One of these will not walk out with the title unless there is an accident with an Acyteline torch. MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! Joseph Peters is mad!! things have to change!! He's goes over the edge and starts to screw with Shawn Michae... erm... as long as it's not "WWE Stupid" I can dig it. SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King King has been on fire since returning - Laberinto came in nicely but hasn't been putting up much of a show since so Max takes it. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury Good booking - will the Spike/Zyon feud play a factor? I could see it enter into the picture and Kevin wins the match (but not the title) SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador Ressurected Insanity Vs "A girl" Well he beat death for the love of puddin' - short of marriage what can't he beat? I'll go with IL SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull Prediction: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross Never seen Arch and what he can do - last time he "returned" it was as Job boy to Tom Dillon, this time will be no different .... maybe ... possibly... potentially Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2006 Firstly, I have ask IL about his prediction - are you pulling your own johnson, or Johnson's johnson? Either way, no need to inform us, you silly person. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT, SUBMISSION MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© vs JJ Johnson SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Wes Davenport Hmm. JJ to win via test of strength. SINGLES MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs Todd Cortez I'll say Cortez, unless some semi-crappy movie has been on TV, in which case, Windosaurus. No, wait, it should be Windadactyl. HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Bruce Blank© vs Ghost Machine 2.0 Ghosty Machiney 2.0y MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! The announcement is that Peters is going to be doing a collaboration album with Perfect Bo. SINGLES MATCH Laberinto vs "The Icon" Max King I'll go with teh King and his giant plastic head. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT, TRIPLE THREAT Zyon© vs Kevin Coyote vs Christian Fury Fury's not bad, but I can see Zyon retaining. Coyote gets jumped by Ebony pre-match and is never heard from again. SINGLES MATCH Amy Stephens vs Insane Luchador I'm going to go with Luchador, though Ms Toxxic isn't too bad. Dude, Amy Stephens should dress exactly like Toxxic, but just put a giant red bow on top of her head. SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs The Crimson Skull The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers come down and kick our ass and sparks fly off our chest. Shit, I should totally write a match with sparks. None of you are allowed to steal that idea or I will kill you with a giraffe. OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Archie Griffon vs Michael Cross Griffon and teh Fuvolution yayz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
