Carnival Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 So I wake up...alarm is going off at 6:20. I snooze it over and over until like 7:00. FUCK. I get outta bed, all my clothes are technically dirty. They aren't filthy, but have been worn cuz I don't have a washer & dryer anymore. So I grab some dirty draws and head to the bathroom. I'm filling up the tub, cuz i take baths, ya i said it, BATHS. well the drain will not close...the water just keeps going down. And i'm flipping the fucking thing up and down so much my hand got a blister from it. So I have to take a shower. and there are 2 reasons why i don't shower in this apartment, 1. The shower is short as fuck. it hits me in the boobs, so i gotta bend down to wash my hair. 2. the shower curtain I have is like as thin as a condom. fucking flaps around all the time like it's the windy city in my bathroom. Done with the shower i get out and my boxers i grabbed are soaked(rocawear, btw, HOV), just from sitting on the fucking floor...all the way on the other side of the room. Fuck it, i grab some other undies, and get dressed. I go to grab a mountain dew and the fridge is fucking warm, it's broke. to top all this off, i'm late for work, by 1 fucking minute, but my time nazi boss will give an attendence point for it, and i'm running outta points, about 2 get the AX!!! FUCK. I feel better now.
Guest Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 I take baths too, sometimes. Like the HOV comment too, and that was just funny all around. I like you a lot more than I did in the past, sorry for hassling you.
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Poverty. America's forgotten state.
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Attendance point? Is this high school? I would have fired you on the spot. And I have to do the same thing with my shitty shower. But, it feels good.
Lord of The Curry Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Attendance point? Is this high school? I would have fired you on the spot. And I have to do the same thing with my shitty shower. But, it feels good. You'd have fired them for being sixty seconds late? I hope to God wherever you work you aren't given any kind of power.
Detox Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 what does not kill you will make you stronger my friend.
Carnival Posted February 7, 2006 Author Report Posted February 7, 2006 Actually I'm balling outta control, rent is cheap as fuck here. $400 a month and I make a couple grand a month. Which is a lot for me. Attendence point, yes. You get fired if you reach a certain level, which I'm very close to. Being late will get you points as well as calling in sick. King, I hold no grudge about anything, Czech was the biggest CarnivalizComing hater, and I love him! If was on his dick any harder I'd be his nutsack.
Carnival Posted February 7, 2006 Author Report Posted February 7, 2006 well you live in Cali, cost of living is a bitch. Nebraska is cheap as fuck, but we also get paid less as a result.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Trust me, it does make a difference, though. The difference in salaries isn't even close to nearly as much as in housing costs. Miami's getting pretty bad, too.. California type living expenses for Montana wages!
Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 I can't take a bath in the morning because I would rather sleep for the extra 20-30 minutes that it would take with a bath, but Baths are so much better than a shower.
Black Lushus Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 a lot of places do "attendance points", why is that such a hard concept to understand?
Big Ol' Smitty Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 My rent is < 300. Also, baths are just soaking in your own filth.
Black Lushus Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 yeah, I don't do baths, gotta do showers, every morning, not at night.
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 You'd have fired them for being sixty seconds late? I hope to God wherever you work you aren't given any kind of power. We're all afraid of that. Including me.
The Czech Republic Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Popick walks the line between gimmick and real
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Poverty. America's forgotten state. Well played.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Treat yourself to a $20 new shower curtain from Linens and Things. You've earned it. Speaking of rent, how 'bout those northern Virginia rates? I'm going to have to live in Popick's basement or something next year.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Let's hear it for subsidized housing!
Art Sandusky Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 On a related note, I'm off to check out an efficiency-type place soon. While I'd normally shoot for a regular apartment or whatever, it's literally right on the beach, and we've only got a couple more months until it's suitable to hit the waves. I'll return with a report, TSM faithful!
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Watch out for baseboard electric heat. It's never done anyone any good.
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 On a related note, I'm off to check out an efficiency-type place soon. While I'd normally shoot for a regular apartment or whatever, it's literally right on the beach, and we've only got a couple more months until it's suitable to hit the waves. I'll return with a report, TSM faithful! Thanks! Can't wait!
Carnival Posted February 7, 2006 Author Report Posted February 7, 2006 So I was takling to Czech and told him my cousin was on TSM, and he asked who it was. Then he said "Please tell me it's Edwin MacPhisto!" Why? I don't know.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 Watch out for baseboard electric heat. It's lame.
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