Carnival Posted February 7, 2006 Author Report Posted February 7, 2006 Watch out for baseboard electric heat. It's Hot!
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Watch out for my cousin. He's never done anyone any good.
Carnival Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Posted February 8, 2006 Here's a continuation of the apartment antics. I'm laying in bed last night, just layed down to go to sleep about 12:30. All is quiet, then from the apartment above me I hear what sounds like a middle aged woman yell "I HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU!". It was in a crying/screaming voice. Then silence....the again with the exact same phrase. Then silence again, then she switched it up, "You're a BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" by this time i'm getting pissed. It's extra strange too that it's complete silence until she screams, and the screams aren't muffled well at all by the walls/floors...I hear her pretty clear and loud. I've heard it before, but never made out the words. I usually hear it at night around 10 or 12, not every night, but i'd say 3 times a week. Anyways I'm laying in my bed pissed off, trying to ignore it, then I hear her directly above my bed scream "I'LL KILL YOU!" "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING HISPANIC BASTARD!" L O L I sat up in my bed, with quite the hearty laugh. Loud as fuck so I hope she heard me. She didn't say anything else that I heard the rest of the night. Due to the silence between yells and frequency that this occurs, I'm begining to wonder if there really is a hispanic bastard, or if she's just yelling at nothing.
Zack Malibu Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Don't worry, if they keep making that much noise I'm sure Mr. Roper will throw them out on their asses.
snuffbox Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Im moving to Baltimore tommorow. I hear cheap apartments can be found there.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I'm actually moving to lovely Ft. Wayne, IN in the upcoming months. I'm even going to go back to COLLEGE. Holy shit.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I know, although god knows why. The lady (she works where I work, albeit in a different area of the building) is just shy of a major breakdown, so she's going back, and I figure I will. I don't particularly want to be a machine operator or the cigarette dude for the midwest the rest of my life. I'm planning on fulfilling my son-of-hippies destiny by becoming either a park ranger, or teaching earth and space sciences.
Art Sandusky Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Okay, we need a ranger hat photoshopped on one of the pictures with Inc, stat.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Tell me I don't look like a woodsman, or (in 10-20 years) a teacher that smokes pot before class and talks about the Mohs hardness scale.
Carnival Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Posted February 9, 2006 Quit whining you f'n pussy. you're a dead man
Sideburnious Posted February 11, 2006 Report Posted February 11, 2006 Here's a continuation of the apartment antics. I'm laying in bed last night, just layed down to go to sleep about 12:30. All is quiet, then from the apartment above me I hear what sounds like a middle aged woman yell "I HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU!". It was in a crying/screaming voice. Then silence....the again with the exact same phrase. Then silence again, then she switched it up, "You're a BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" by this time i'm getting pissed. It's extra strange too that it's complete silence until she screams, and the screams aren't muffled well at all by the walls/floors...I hear her pretty clear and loud. I've heard it before, but never made out the words. I usually hear it at night around 10 or 12, not every night, but i'd say 3 times a week. Anyways I'm laying in my bed pissed off, trying to ignore it, then I hear her directly above my bed scream "I'LL KILL YOU!" "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING HISPANIC BASTARD!" L O L I sat up in my bed, with quite the hearty laugh. Loud as fuck so I hope she heard me. She didn't say anything else that I heard the rest of the night. Due to the silence between yells and frequency that this occurs, I'm begining to wonder if there really is a hispanic bastard, or if she's just yelling at nothing. All I've ever heard through my walls (to another room) was farting. I'm still really immature when it comes to the release of gas. If I seriously hear farting in the toilet stall next to me i'll start cracking up and laughing out loud. Someday I just know it's gonna be a big butch muscle bound motherfucker in the stall next to me who'll kick the door down and beat my ass while i'm still trying to catch my breath from laughter.
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