Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 15, 2006 Author Report Posted February 15, 2006 The only holiday thats worse than Valentines Day is National Stab Yourself with a Rusty Fork Day (August 4th). That's my birthday!
Star Ocean 3 Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 u.s.s.r! chi-na! and brazil had some weird guy's voice for some reason
Art Sandusky Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Well, I went out and had fun, what'd you guys do.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Went to see BB King. Very valentines dayish. She's watching some chick movie I am unable to tolerate, so now I'm posting.
Art Sandusky Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Agent of Oblivion's Fried Green Tomatoes.
Ced Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Didn't have any other plans, so I had my teeth drilled today for two hours. It was fun for all involved. The only holiday thats worse than Valentines Day is National Stab Yourself with a Rusty Fork Day (August 4th). Ah. August, the month of no US holidays, so we had to make shit up. I love my birth month.
Angle-plex Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 I'm drunk and I feel like shit, although not for any reason related to Valentines day reallly.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 What's interesting about Valentine's Day is how many text messaged me or called me this morning or throughout the day wishing me a Happy Valentine's... like, moreso than Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's. What the fuck? I don't get the point of this day or what's to celebrate about it. Explain to me how you can complain about this holiday? Even if that situation didn't occur today, It still wouldn't be a bad day because like you I got many txt messages and e-mails saying "Happy Valentines" and the guys at work all bring in candies that they get from the wives and dump it out on a table. Valentine's day is only miserable if you make it so. In reality, it's just any other day. Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not miserable about it in the slightest. I just found it strange that so many people who are far from being a valentine or whatever find it necessary to "celebrate" it. Like you said, and I really felt this way today aside from the strange text messaging and assorted treats given to me by interesting girls I know at school, it's really just like any other day. People can do the same sort of thing on any other day as well, which just adds to my further confusion/amusement that they all decided to do it on a scheduled date every year.
Matt Young Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Even moreso than in previous years, Valentine's Day can suck my cyanide soaked nutsack.
Sideburnious Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Yeah it really was a shitty day.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 WESTON --If any female juniors at Cypress Bay High School weren't aware of classmate Paul Kim _ they know him now. The 17-year-old junior ordered 500 red roses and had them delivered to nearly all his female classmates on Valentine's Day. A card attached to the roses said, ``To all the lovely ladies of 2007, here's wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day. Affectionately, Paul Kim.'' He said he used money he had been saving since his birthday in December to pay for the roses, which cost about $900. ``To me, Valentine's is a special day,'' Kim said. ``I realized that not many girls would get anything and it would be an ordinary day. I figured I'd take the initiative and put a smile on their face.'' Sara Farinelli, 16, got her rose during first-hour math. ``I don't know who this kid is, but he's sending everyone a rose,'' Farinelli said. ``I think it's a cute gesture.'' Kim's estimate on the class size was slightly off. There are more than 600 girls in Cypress Bay's junior class. He said he got the idea Friday, when he saw the Business Professionals of America club was having trouble selling flowers as a fundraiser. I feel bad for the kid. He pretty much wasted $1000.
Sideburnious Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 poor kid, thats like the biggest friend zone gesture ever.
2GOLD Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 How do you think the junior girls who DIDN'T get a rose felt? And how many asskickings do you think he got when one of the girls went to her boyfriend and said, "Why didn't I get flowers from you? Instead I get them from some loser???"
Stephen Joseph Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Even moreso than in previous years, Valentine's Day can suck my cyanide soaked nutsack. You mean your relationship with that myspace druggie didnt work out? I am so shocked
Matt Young Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Even moreso than in previous years, Valentine's Day can suck my cyanide soaked nutsack. You mean your relationship with that myspace druggie didnt work out? I am so shocked Um... I didn't say that, and I didn't meet her on MySpace.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 What's the problem with the day? It's an excuse to celebrate, get over your pathetic wah wah crap and do something.
The Metal Maniac Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 It's an excuse to celebrate With a significant other. Or, failing that, sit around by yourself because all your friends are celebrating with theirs.
2GOLD Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Treat it like Halloween then. Eat some candy and quit your bitchin. Mine sucked but the candy still ruled my ass and that was good enough for me. It's a sweet little holiday and if you have a girl and she bitches about what you got her, dump her and look for a new one in the new year. It's the perfect "test your ship" holiday. If your girl bitches about what you got her, NEXT! Mine got a card and a little stuffed animal from me through the mail and loved it. Results=Keeper. Had a girl once who got a dozen roses from me but bitched because her friend got a gold necklace. Result=new girl. If you don't have a girl, have some candy and chill the fuck out.
The Metal Maniac Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 I could do that on any of the other 364 days of the year.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 You could mope like a little bitch about not having a girlfriend during the other 364 days a year, too.
BUTT Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 My favorite Street Fighter music is the end credit theme. You know, the ripoff of Pachelbel's Canon. I also like the music they play when Cammy wins. But as an addendum to my previous post in this thread, I actually did see a place renting 16-bit games about three years ago. It was a gas station in northeastern PA. They had many dinosaur-themed games, including Yoshi's Safari and Jurassic Park, among others. I remember this place was also selling WCW Macho Man candy bars of some sort. Considering this was 2003, these things must have been at least three years old. I feel sorry for any poor sucker who bought one of those.
Hawk 34 Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 Notice there are about 5 people are actually dicussing the merits of Valentine's day and the good side of it, the rest are comparing video game stories. Just something to point out.
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 I played tennis with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day and probably broke one of his fingers! He's very stupid, but sweet... so I'll keep him!
The Metal Maniac Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 You could mope like a little bitch about not having a girlfriend during the other 364 days a year, too. I do. My main intention for posting in the first place, though, was to point out that telling single people they should celebrate Valentine's anyway is like telling Jewish people they should celebrate Easter or Christmas anyway. It just seems really silly to me.
2GOLD Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 Notice there are about 5 people are actually dicussing the merits of Valentine's day and the good side of it, the rest are comparing video game stories. Just something to point out. I always enjoyed it even when I didn't have a girl. It's a cute little holiday with an interesting backstory. I like my holidays to have a little story to them. All I know is, I can get big bags of M&Ms for cheap cause they are the special pink and white colors. That rules more than enough for me.
tominator89 Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 I played tennis with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day and probably broke one of his fingers! He's very stupid, but sweet... so I'll keep him! Why did you do this? Those fingers can be quite useful sometimes.
tominator89 Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 WESTON --If any female juniors at Cypress Bay High School weren't aware of classmate Paul Kim _ they know him now. The 17-year-old junior ordered 500 red roses and had them delivered to nearly all his female classmates on Valentine's Day. A card attached to the roses said, ``To all the lovely ladies of 2007, here's wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day. Affectionately, Paul Kim.'' He said he used money he had been saving since his birthday in December to pay for the roses, which cost about $900. ``To me, Valentine's is a special day,'' Kim said. ``I realized that not many girls would get anything and it would be an ordinary day. I figured I'd take the initiative and put a smile on their face.'' Sara Farinelli, 16, got her rose during first-hour math. ``I don't know who this kid is, but he's sending everyone a rose,'' Farinelli said. ``I think it's a cute gesture.'' Kim's estimate on the class size was slightly off. There are more than 600 girls in Cypress Bay's junior class. He said he got the idea Friday, when he saw the Business Professionals of America club was having trouble selling flowers as a fundraiser. I feel bad for the kid. He pretty much wasted $1000. Why didn't this crazy Korean guy just spend the money on some hookers for V-Day?
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 I played tennis with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day and probably broke one of his fingers! He's very stupid, but sweet... so I'll keep him! Why did you do this? Those fingers can be quite useful sometimes. For some stupid reason, he tried swinging at one of my serves before it got to the net. I guess he was trying to be funny. I told him that I don't play nice on the tennis court, and he learned the hard way!
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