chirs3 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation Presents... SWF STORM! LIVE, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, FROM THE SOLD OUT KEYARENA IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON! (7:00pm PST, 10:00pm EST; check local listings) The Lethal Lottery is underway! Tonight, we see some more matchifications, with plenty of cross-pool action, and a gentlemen's encounter between Bruce Blank and Insane Luchadore? That can't be right - but it is! Plus, the battle of the big mouths, and our World Champ in action! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Main Event (non-title) El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. "The Icon" Max King © ---> We need to keep our champions in shape, after all. At From the Fire, Magnifico's got Wes, and MaddiKing's got... someone... but in the mean time, we can't let them get rusty. Max King gets a crack at the unbeatable Magnifico in tonight's show-stopping Main Event! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: realitycheck -=-=-=-=- Lethal Lottery Match (Pool D) Todd Cortez and Allan Hadrian (0/0) vs. Jay Hawke © and Arch Griffon (0/0) ---> Most rookies get their start against the likes of Ced Ordonez, but due to the timetable of the Lethal Lottery, Allan Hadrian's first match in the SWF is one of the highest-caliber tournament matchups yet! Jay Hawke and Todd Cortez clashed last show, with Hawke coming out the (not so clean) victor - Cortez will definitely be looking for payback. And we all know there's some history between Griffon and Hawke... how will the wildcard Hadrian play into all this? Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool) The Crimson Skull and Jason von Dierch (0/1) vs. Christian Fury and Mistress Sarah (0/1) ---> Moral victors of Smarkdown battle it out to break even on their tournament records! Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=- Lethal Lottery Match (Pool B) "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Zyon © (1/0) vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 and Matt Myers (0/1) ---> Victorious in their first match, Team SpYon looks to close the book on the other Pool B Team, and propel themselves to a 2-0 record before their cross-pool match. But look out - the cosplay master and a guy who might be a robot stand in their way! Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Justice -=-=-=-=- Bruce Blank © vs. Insane Luchadore ---> CLASH OF THE TITANS~!... ... OF HARDCORE! ... in a... standard... match? An oddity, to be sure, but that's life - Bruce Blank and Insane Luchadore, both icons of the Hardcore/Ultraviolent/Not-Very-Nice division, look to settle their differences in a civilized setting. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Secret Agent -=-=-=-=- Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool) The Asian Underground (Akira Kaibatsu and Michael Cross) (1/0) vs. Ced Ordonez and Laberinto (0/1) ---> The Asian Underground made a big statement with their opening match in the tournament, and with all the odd couples about, many say they're poised to go far in the Lottery. To go farther, though, they'll have to take on the not-so-victorious team Ced Ordonez and Laberinto! Can the masked wonder and the dancing machine pull out the win? Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Amy Stepens vs. Kevin Coyote ---> A little preview of an upcoming Lottery match - two loudmouths, one of Team BlAmy and one of Team KevAdore, battle it out for our amusement! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Evolution -=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Unclaimed -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SPECIAL BONUS MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs. An Octopus ---> Be careful what you wish for. Rules: HARDCORE. Word Limit: 1995 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Word limits trimmed to fit the delay, but if you'd like 'em raised, PM your marker and ask. Send all materials (marked matches, promos, etc.) to realitycheck! Edited February 15, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) Also appearing: Jimmy the Doom vs. An Octopus! Actually, probably not... No, if you really want it, it's yours. -- chirs3 Edited February 15, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Also: anyone who wishes to write on behalf of the Octopus may do so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 now there is a challenge a figure 8 leg lock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 I've had a tendency to just skim through shows as of late, but Jimmy vs. an Octopus might just be worth reading. My money's on the octopus to sit on the ref. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Keep in mind the match would take place on land, so, advantage octopus, I'd say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 How does the octopus have the advantage if the match is on land? Octopuses are usually water-based, aren't they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 Because it was supposed to be a bad joke. Or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 For future reference, Team BlAmy is now to be known as 'Drunk & Disorderly'. Tag stats will appear in our stats posts... ...sometime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 I probably wont be writing any of the Lethal Lottery Matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 With Von Dierch as your partner, I don't blame you. I probably wouldn't write them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2006 "NO ONE EVER BOOKS ME! NAH! WIR SIND DAS ARISCHE RENNEN! But I'm not ever going to show" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 Can I get stats for Octopus plz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 Octo-stats. Enjoy. Wrestlers Name: An Octopus Height: 2'4" Weight: 118 lbs. Hometown: The Great Barrier Reef, Australia Age: 1 (they don't live very long) Face/Heel: Heel Stable: Marine Biology, with every other undersea creature. Ring Escort: Nope. Weapon(s): I dunno, I imagine his tentacles hurt. Quote: "Glub." Looks: An octopus. Ring Entrance: "Under the Sea", from the Little Mermaid, begins playing as two men walk out from the back, carrying a bag containing An Octopus between them as the crowd goes wild! They walk down the ramp, dump the poor creature into the ring, then run off before PETA gets onto them. Strength: 8 -It's an octopus. They're strong. Speed: 1 -It's an octopus. They're slow on land. Vitality: 1 -It's an octopus. It can't breathe. Charisma: 10 -Remember how crazy over the squid from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was? Yeah. Style: An octopus. Signature moves -Grab with tentacle. -Open and close mouth. -Latch onto limb Common moves -Gasp for breath. -Open and close mouth. -Flail about. -Spray ink. Rare moves -Thunder Fire Powerbomb. Finishers -Asphyxiate. -Grab really hard with tentacle (submission hold). Notes: An octopus. Bio: An octopus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 Rare moves -Fire Thunder Powerbomb. That's just good stuff right there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 Thanks, JJ. Edit: An Octopus might be the first character since Bobby Riley to have a 10 in charisma. And now he's governor of Alabama, so I expect big things from An Octopus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 ...I'm fighting Magnifico. ...hoo boy. EDIT: And so I don't make the same mistake as my last match...is it still Riley in Pete's place or is Pete back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 Technically it was Ben Hardy in Pete's place but Pete is back and ready to get down to bid'ness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 I'll take opening promo, as Landon Maddix calls out Toxxic live on Storm! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 ...was there really any need to put a spoiler tag on THAT? But yay for Octo-stats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 I just want to ask: Who is writing a match for/as An Octopus? I don't mean "I intend on writing one, after such and such happens", but there are actually some words down for the Jimmy the Doom/An Octopus match. I ask because I am pretty much done, and I've stuck to the word limit, but if someone else (Or several people) are writing, and would like an increased limit, I think I could modify and add some things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Lord I wish I could - I'm just not sure if I have any time between now and tomorrow evening deadline time. erm - if (and it's a big if) I would try to write this I'd keep it inside the word limit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2006 Because my house is receiving new pledges/probationary members/potential new members tomorrow, I'll be doing car bombs starting at 5 AM and not stopping for... the rest of the day or something. So my match-writers can have until around midnight as an extension if needed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Bleh. Schoolwork and problems suck. And I SO wanted to write a match. >_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted February 19, 2006 I started mine two hours ago. But it's coming along great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
