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I'm a dad...again.

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Guest CWMwasmurdered

Steven Nathaniel Akeroyd was born two days ago a healthy 8 pounds 5 ounces. I didn't drop him or anything.

 

 

 

 

Well I caught him before he hit the ground.

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Congratulations

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I think that there's another poster with another one on the way, but as far as I know, CWMwm is the first with more than one. (Plus, there's a few of us that might have a few that we just don't know about)

 

Congratulations, man. And good catch.

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I guess it doesn't pay to be little known/meaningless on TSM.

 

My 2 kids:

 

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So thereya go. CWM, congrats to you :) Fatherhood is always very rewarding when you are not in the emergency room on the eve of your son's second birthday because he had swallowed my wife's damn prenatal pills that she left out lying somewhere in my bedroom.

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Congrats.

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Thanks Matt. In case anyone was wondering, their names are Gabriel Christian and Kelsey Jeanne (yes I have the traditional 1950s style nuclear family).

 

Damn dude, those are sweet names too.

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Guest Princess Leena

In all seriousness, though. CWM is 22. He's the most immature piece of shit here. He's likely not financially secure. And he has 2 kids. People like this need to be exterminated.

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And Canada produces more people with no future. Dandy.

 

Oh come on, the world needs more fishing guides.

 

Mounties, too!

 

So, CWM, where does the kid's name come from? I really like the middle name. It's so... delightful.

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In all seriousness, though. CWM is 22. He's the most immature piece of shit here. He's likely not financially secure. And he has 2 kids. People like this need to be exterminated.

 

I'm immature in some areas and not at all financially secure. Then again,I do not have the benefit of being a lumberjack.

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Guest Vitamin X
I thought KKK and Black Lushus has more than one kid. But congratulations on being thefirst non-black TSMer to reproduce mutiple times legitimately, CWM. ;)

 

How many times do people need to be reminded that kkk isn't black? I don't think he has kids, either.

 

I find it particularly amusing Leena is still pissy over the fact people like CWM but hate her. Aside from the couple ex-Pit posters who are apathetic towards her, of course. Also amusing is how she bases people's offline personas of their TSM ones, and makes ridiculous assumptions.

 

Then again, she probably has us all on ignore, so I don't even know why I commented on that.

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I guess it doesn't pay to be little known/meaningless on TSM.

 

My 2 kids:

 

HPIM0259.jpg

 

So thereya go. CWM, congrats to you :) Fatherhood is always very rewarding when you are not in the emergency room on the eve of your son's second birthday because he had swallowed my wife's damn prenatal pills that she left out lying somewhere in my bedroom.

Judging by the date stamp on that pic, Porter, it seems your little one is relatively recent, too ... so belated congratulations.

 

And it's not that you're little known or meaningless, you just don't tell us when you have kids ... I guess. Unless you did and I just didn't bother to read about it. Who are you again?

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Meh I'm just the guy making lame lame non-jokes in the WWE folder these days or in the sports folder talking football or a little baseball and basketball. And yeah I didnt announce it because I figured no one would care. Only a few people knew before this announcement.

 

Thanks nL for the congrats.

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