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Guest wildpegasus
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Wildpegasus, I'm going to help you out here.

 

1. If you're living with someone, then wait til you're alone.

2. Open up your phone book.

3. In the Yellow Pages, look up "escorts".

4. Call one and have her come to your house/apartment.

5. Fuck her.

6. Give her money.

 

Now, you don't have to troll messageboards looking to see when prostitutes might be in the vicinity of someone you've posted on the internet with.

 

I'll check but I kind of doubt there are escorts around here.

Guest wildpegasus
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EDIT: I double posted.

 

Where do you live WP.

 

I'll fuck you if it'll shut you up.

 

Are you female?

 

 

I live in Nova Scotia. You'll have to make sure my parents don't notice you.

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EDIT: I double posted.

 

Where do you live WP.

 

I'll fuck you if it'll shut you up.

 

Are you female?

 

 

I live in Nova Scotia. You'll have to make sure my parents don't notice you.

I'll fuck them too. I'll make them notice.

 

Are you an eskimo?

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Why is CanadianChick in FBTG's avatar.

 

That really her? Looks like my girl's friend Alex. Weird.

 

How about I send some of the ones after me over to you WP? If they wanna fuck me, they obviously will fuck anyone.

Guest FromBeyondTheGrave
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You will if you get your wang out.

No problem.

Guest wildpegasus
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Why is CanadianChick in FBTG's avatar.

 

That really her? Looks like my girl's friend Alex. Weird.

 

How about I send some of the ones after me over to you WP? If they wanna fuck me, they obviously will fuck anyone.

 

Sure as long as they're hot.

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DopUssy, where do you live at? If you're not too far away from where I'm at maybe I can crash your party

I'm with YPOV -- this just screams gimmick to me. Can't put a finger on it -- maybe it's because I picture the WildPegasus character as having SAD or something that'd keep him indoors.

 

Why is CanadianChick in FBTG's avatar.

Yeah, I'd like an answer here too. What gives, is FBTG a stalker now or something? Are we SURE he's not Gheyme?

Guest FromBeyondTheGrave
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Didn't FBTG start a thread with him and WP being like partners in crime or something? Maybe they're both gimmicks.

Well I'll be damned.

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I think we're on the verge of a stunning revelation where "CanadianChick" is actually, like, six different gimmick posters, and she's got this Vince McMahon-like plan where she drops the littlest hints, and slowly but surely we piece it together, but we're all in denial, because she's a sweet kid, and it CAN'T be her...then one day, Mike the Admin is addressing the board when he's assaulted by the entire mod staff, and out comes a robed figure, who reveals herself to be CC, screaming "IT WAS ME, TSM! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!" Then they string Mike up to a cross-- er, symbol, and we go off the air with the fate of TSM hanging in the balance.

 

I mean, it probably won't go down like that...but it could.

Guest FromBeyondTheGrave
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I think we're on the verge of a stunning revelation where "CanadianChick" is actually, like, six different gimmick posters, and she's got this Vince McMahon-like plan where she drops the littlest hints, and slowly but surely we piece it together, but we're all in denial, because she's a sweet kid, and it CAN'T be her...then one day, Mike the Admin is addressing the board when he's assaulted by the entire mod staff, and out comes a robed figure, who reveals herself to be CC, screaming "IT WAS ME, TSM! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!" Then they string Mike up to a cross-- er, symbol, and we go off the air with the fate of TSM hanging in the balance.

 

I mean, it probably won't go down like that...but it could.

Sounds like a wrestling angle. You watch too much wrestling.

Guest FromBeyondTheGrave
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There's no agruing with that. I apologize.

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