Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 So the other day I wake up and i'm taking a piss, I look down and my belly button is crusted with this brown stuff. I'm like "WTF?!?!" I grab a lil tissue and wipe it out, and as i do, this smell arises....smells like a thousand asses. Now I'm really trippin. I get to examining it, and it appears this off-white stuff is oozing from my navel. So Immediately I think I caught some foul disease from some bitch. As i'm doing a little research online and talking with various people about the problem, all the symptoms point to an infection. That's weird..some bacterial infection in my belly button. As I do more research and get more opinions i see that due to my extreme inny, which i can actual stick a Q-Tip in about 3/4 of the way, this may be a different type of infection. A Yeast Infection and I guess it's most common type of infection in the case of someone having a deep navel such as myself. And as it turns out, my old friend the bathtub might be to blame. Since I'm a bath man, I let that dirty ghetto apartment water get into my belly button and infect it. So now I have to buy some yeast infection creme, something I'm not looking forward to doing. Anyone have or know someone who's had a yeast infection in an area that wasn't a vagina??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Carnival has Ballston bahahahahahahahahahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Good callback, Czech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 It's what I do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Man, it's like nature listens to me. It gave Carnival ballston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Anyone have or know someone who's had a yeast infection in an area that wasn't a vagina??? Only on the internet could such a question be asked in polite conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Carnivalizcoming has had more yeast infections than me. Congrats. Also, I wouldn't rule out the Hardy grrrl giving it to you... that's very possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 I find it hard to believe that Leena has never had a little extra cheese on the taco Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Oh no oh no, this is too priceless. You got a yeast infection in your belly button. You must be one dirty... I mean, COME ON [/Gob] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Monistat to the rescue, man i hope this works. Leena, nobody gave it to me, you're just jealous of her, stop hatin', and stop adding the "izcoming" to my name, i already came. I don't know what ballston is.....but mother nature is a bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Dude, you're putting monistat into your belly button. bathe. better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Monistat to the rescue, man i hope this works. Leena, nobody gave it to me, you're just jealous of her, stop hatin', and stop adding the "izcoming" to my name, i already came. I don't know what ballston is.....but mother nature is a bitch. Explanation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 "the lush jungles of her sugar cave" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Dude, you're putting monistat into your belly button. bathe. better no shower better learning to read best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Leena, nobody gave it to me, you're just jealous of her, stop hatin', and stop adding the "izcoming" to my name, i already came. I don't know about you coming yet. And the yeast infection could have come from this girl. I'd be lying if I didn't say I wish your cock would burn for months after fucking that thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 yet. Keyword Don't lie, you said you'd fuck her too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Does this look like someone who bathes regularly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 You can't get hair that silky smooth without daily garnier fructis treatments. You just can't! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 You'll recover man. And at least it wasn't your dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Does this look like someone who bathes regularly? I was going to make a snide remark about how if he wanted to look hardcore, at least have the cig in your mouth lit, but then I stopped and realized I think I have pics on my hard drive of me in a similar pose, with an unlit Marlboro dangling from my maw, and I was silenced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 28, 2006 yet. Keyword Don't lie, you said you'd fuck her too. True. But, I'm not going to get a yeast infection from her by rubbing our stuff together. Plus, she looks like the type of freak who'd enjoy a 4-headed dildo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 All opinions of her aside, the sex sucked, btw. I think I would have noticed the white goo on my dick as I pulled out and skeeted on her chest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 28, 2006 White goo doesn't always come out in a yeast infection. And she was hot. The sex was good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Thats a lie. I've known sexy women who just clam up and go into the starfish postition during penetration. Being attractive doesn't make good sex, being horny as fuck makes good sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Being attractive doesn't make good sex I've been saying that for years, but some guys still think I'm crazy... apparently they'd rather fuck a hot fish than a mildlly attractive good fuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 she was the master of spastic movements, i was like "No, just stop, let me do it." I'd rather her be a dead fuck, she just didn't jive with my plan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Explain these spastic movements. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2006 Even when i was on top, she was trying to do all the work. and it was like an upward thrusting. then with her on top, that was a disaster and a half. There was no up and down, it was a slide/rub back and forth, which sometimes is ok if it's smooth, no this was jerking and random. no rhythm at all. after a few minutes of that, i was no longer hard. I just sat up, lifted her off me, shoved her face in my pillow, and went to town....i was just pissed off at this point, and i wanted to hurt her. i did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
