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Guest Princess Leena
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Catalina, from San Andreas. If she was real.

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Banky, how'd you manage to be a Canadian that wasn't enamored with Bret Hart ... I thought that not being in love with him was borderline illegal in the Great White North.

 

he's fine. im not all that patriotic anyway. canada shmanada. and bret hart isn't cool...even for a wrestler. he & benoit are the opies of wrestling.

 

and why are people giving real answers? why did leena suggest someone from a video game?

Guest Princess Leena
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I rarely read posts before mine. Especially if they're yours.

Guest Chuck Norris
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BANGLADESH USED TO SUFFER FROM EXTREME POVERTY UNTIL CHUCK NORRIS MOVED THERE AND KICKED IT ALL THE WAY OVER INTO PAKISTAN AND NOW THEY REPLACED BUDDHIST TEMPLES WITH CHUCK NORRISIST TEMPLES LOLLAPALOOZA

 

Actually son, Bangladesh is a Muslim-Majority country, as it was part of the states which broke from India to form Pakistan in 1947, and remained as East Pakistan until the war of Independence.

 

Everything else you say is true though. I did kick extreme poverty into Pakistan. Allah lives in fear of Chuck Norris.

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BANGLADESH USED TO SUFFER FROM EXTREME POVERTY UNTIL CHUCK NORRIS MOVED THERE AND KICKED IT ALL THE WAY OVER INTO PAKISTAN AND NOW THEY REPLACED BUDDHIST TEMPLES WITH CHUCK NORRISIST TEMPLES LOLLAPALOOZA

 

Actually son, Bangladesh is a Muslim-Majority country, as it was part of the states which broke from India to form Pakistan in 1947, and remained as East Pakistan until the war of Independence.

 

Everything else you say is true though. I did kick extreme poverty into Pakistan. Allah lives in fear of Chuck Norris.

 

*Can't believe it took this long for a Chuck Norris gimmick poster.

Guest Chuck Norris
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That's it, I'm outta here.

 

via roundhouse kick.

Guest wildpegasus
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Mannix, duh.

 

As in Joe Mannix?

 

Please be specific if you want your nominations in the tourmant.

 

Thanks.

 

 

Nominating La Parka!

Guest Chuck Norris
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Metal Ed.

 

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US???

 

Because of me. I roundhouse kicked him, and he became The Czech Republic.

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Metal Ed.

 

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US???

 

Because of me. I roundhouse kicked him, and he became The Czech Republic.

The real Chuck Norris is going to turn himself into a bunch of 1's and 0's, jump through his internet connection, route his way to your computer, reform himself into a human being, and roundhouse kick you for sucking at this gimmick.

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