Im going to need some advice..

[Angle-plex 0]

The only advice he should be given is that he should forget about women altogether until he examines his own insecurity issues.

[Guest Felonies!]

Look man, your affliction was the BUTT of a joke on an all too early canceled Fox tv show!

 

He can't even grow his own hair?

 

COME ON!!!

Hey, you gotta admit, he has balls. Silky and smooth, probably.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The only advice he should be given is that he should forget about women altogether until he examines his own insecurity issues.

Thats such great advice I took it 2 days ago.

[EricMM 0]

Thats the easy way out.

 

Don't you see? His insecurities were not preventing him from living his life to a satisfactory degree.

 

One can do so many things in life without thinking one is handsome. He will still be able to have friends, go out, have fun, post online... whatever.

 

But unless he ACTIVELY works ... somehow ... on his ego, he won't examine his own insecurity.

 

Are you? Are you? Because one of the best things for your ego is finding out someone else is glancing at you because they're attracted to you. You won't do that alone.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Ok, so heres an interesting story. I had about 5 nurses come to me today and say I should read the Dear Abby Column (link to scan) for today. Interesting little thing it is, although I never have had any intention of wearing a wig...mainly because a full wig that would look decent would cost about 5 times as much as my TV did. My only problem has been the fact that my eyebrows and eyelashes fell out, which isn't mentioned.

 

Anyway..figured Id share..

[Guest Princess Leena]

They like you.

 

Talk to one of them.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

They like you.

 

Talk to one of them.

 

I usually end up talking to them if they come through for lunch...but guess what..the ones that brought up the article are all the "late 30's married with kids" nurses. Im pretty sure that most of the nursing staff feels bad for me cause its pretty common knowledge since last years Anniversay Party where I went by myself and everyone else brought someone that I don't have a GF or anything..coincidently the 13th Anniversay Party is May 20th..I'll probably end up going cause its free food and all but Im not looking forward to it.

[randomguy 0]

You look anything like this guy?

 

http://dermatlas.med.jhmi.edu/derm/IndexDi...ageID=385171144

 

I say, use all that extra space, get some cool tatoo or something. Seriously.

 

I see ugly guys with hot girls all the damn time, and I'm not alone. Again, just practice talking to people, just to practice. And then get to know people. Cause people have friends. Who are girls.

[EricMM 0]

Talk to them anyways.

 

Flirt with them anyways.

 

Get your EXP up son!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

You look anything like this guy?

 

http://dermatlas.med.jhmi.edu/derm/IndexDi...ageID=385171144

 

I say, use all that extra space, get some cool tatoo or something. Seriously.

 

I see ugly guys with hot girls all the damn time, and I'm not alone. Again, just practice talking to people, just to practice. And then get to know people. Cause people have friends. Who are girls.

 

Id say yeah..but pretty much I have no hair on my body at all whereas he just lost the hair on his head.

 

And Im not sure about tattoos..I don't wanna look like Bam Bam Bigelow..I guess I could get a Michael Scolfield -esque Tattoo all over my whole body..probably not..

[randomguy 0]

Get a temporary tatoo. Seriously without any eyebrows or eyelashes it makes your forehead look like a big blank slate just begging for something. Accessorize!

 

Enough cannot be said about just practicing talking to people. You just get more comfortable chatting people up, and as a bonus the people you talk to may introduce you to other people, invite you to parties, etc.

 

Chatting with random people is great too because if it goes horribly who cares?

[tekcop 0]

My sister was watching MTV in my room today. Some girl on that horrible show "Made" had the same problem you do, man. Seeing as how she's a 16-18 year old girl, I can see why she'd wear a wig. You.. you, not so much. Mang, go with the baldness. Make it work for you. I agree with Eric in this whole thread. You really need to just go out and make friends before you start worrying about getting females. Go find people who are around your age and have something, hell, anything in common with you and talk to them. Get a couple of levels up before you tackle the dungeon and stuff.

 

Also, form a purely fashion-oriented point of you: after seeing your myspace picture. One of these (http://www.top-trendy.com/images/DC%20Shoes%20Beanie%20Star1.jpg) would look good on you. Fo' real.

[Guest Felonies!]

Can't you get some fake eyebrows, like Stan Sitwell? Do that. Being bald, that's cool, but the no eyebrows thing is weird.

[Guest Princess Leena]

No eyebrows is no biggie. Like I say, many Swedish guys don't have any, or don't look like they have much.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I was threatened the next time I fall asleep in the back room at work with sharpie marker eyebrows...

 

Now anytime I fall asleep I make sure I put my head down on the table.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Can't you get some fake eyebrows, like Stan Sitwell? Do that. Being bald, that's cool, but the no eyebrows thing is weird.

 

I was trying to find a picture of Sitwell but there weren't any good ones.

[ZGangsta 0]

Psssh, Stan Sitwell. The guy can't even grow his own hair!

 

COME ON!

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

Have you considered permanent makeup? Basically tattooing on your eyebrows? My mom got it done, it's no more expensive than a decent tattoo. Find a good artist (cosmetic, not tattoo artist) and they look VERY real.

[MrRant 0]

With his luck, he'd meet someone who wants a man with no eyebrows and he'll be in the kitchen with a cheese grater.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I used to whine like this too back in high school. I think I sounded just like this.

 

From an outside perspective, it's quite easy to see why no women were attracted to me at the time. Marvin, you've got such an awful attitude and the constant self-disrespecting is bound to grate anyone's nerves eventually. The only advice I can give is to shut up, stop overanalyzing everything, and just live your life how you want to without caring what anyone else thinks. It's easier said than done, but your problems go far beyond women my friend.

 

Of course, odds are you've gotten this advice and given about thirty reasons as to why you cannot follow it and why you will never get the chance to.

[tekcop 0]

We've already went throught that circle in this thread. I think everyone's pretty much given up on him at this point.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I just got winked at over on match.com by a 20 year old with 2 kids...

 

I should have deleted my profile.

 

and no, I didn't wink back.

[tekcop 0]

Just go fuck her. Pretend your masturbating, except this time you have someone to talk to. It'll be fun.

[Guest Felonies!]

This thread is even bringing me down.

[Guest Princess Leena]

MarvinisaWildPegasus.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

MarvinisaWildPegasus.

 

First of all, I'll assure you as much as I wish I was an awful gimmick..Im not, this is pretty much how I am. Im sure you can find references to my lack of hair way back in the archives if you look hard enough. I did manage to keep my personal life off the topics for discussion list on here up until recently though. I probably should have left it there.

 

And I stand behind this:

(tekcop @ Apr 18 2006, 09:25 PM) http://index.php?act=findpost&pid=2187800 I'm calling it, ML will be the next WP. Sorry, Mr. Intense.

 

Um, the nano-second I become the next WP, you tell me, and I'll go and stand out in the middle of the street and wait to get run over by a truck.

 

But given that WP is dead, I dunno..

[Guest Princess Leena]

I would hope you'd want to do anything not to be wildpegasus.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Umm, thanks for all the compliments guys.

 

 

Just why am I dead exactly? Am I a ghost typing this?

[tekcop 0]

I told you, Marvin, I told you.

[Hoff 0]

I just got winked at over on match.com by a 20 year old with 2 kids...

 

I should have deleted my profile.

 

and no, I didn't wink back.

Moms can be hot. I knew a mom who was 24, she had a five-year-old, I still flirted with her. Nothing came of it, but if it did that'd have been cool with me. You ain't gotta adopt the kid to screw the mommy.