Im going to need some advice..

[Guest wildpegasus]

OMGMarvin- do you stll read Garfield?

 

I read a few comics myself the other day. Jon from the looks of it has turnt into a player!!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Yes, I've still read Garfield and its rather depressing. Jons been a loser longer than I've been alive..

[Sideburnious 0]

Yeah, but Garfield has always been cool. Why don't you just focus on him?

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

Leena, I don't doubt your honesty by any means... in fact, I was trying to be complementary.

 

I just think Marvin needs to do some things that make him feel good about himself and relaxed, and then get out there and talk to more and more girls. It'll happen for you. You just have keep your head up and stay positive!

[Guest Princess Leena]

He shouldn't bother with girls yet... he needs some confidence first. Like they say, you can't love others until you love yourself.

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

Oh really? I haven't read the whole thread. You're right, though. I'm pretty much an optimist, so that's never been an issue for me.

 

Marvin, pm me if you ever need a little advice, or just someone to bounce ideas off of. It's all good!

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

You do realize there was about 34 pages worth of shit before you came along right?

[iggymcfly 0]

Wow I just read this whole thread from the beginning and it was tremendous. Downs like bottomless pits and ups like anthills. I wish i was here during the course of the whole thing (sort of like watching all Misawa/Kawada feud matches in a row instead of having to wait the 8 or so years like everyone else, or watching 90210 everyday in syndication) but it was still a nonthrillride.

 

if I could offer some further advice that you're not going to take, it would be this:

 

Start drinking. You don't like the taste? No one does, you have to learn to like it. Most people start when they're sixteen. Similar to touching boobs.

 

So that's it, bro. Start drinking.

 

Best advice of the thread so far. Seriously, your real problem here is your inhibitions and this is a solution for just that problem. As long as you keep it under control and don't go crazy, you should be fine. It's not like you need to be trashed to interact, but having a few drinks makes it aout 100x less awkward when you're meeting new people.

 

Also, for people in their twenties, (at least where I'm from), the primary place to meet, interact, socialize with the opposite sex is the bar. You're just making things harder for yourself trying to buck the system.

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

You do realize there was about 34 pages worth of shit before you came along right?

So does that disqualify me from being of any help? I'll have to beg your pardon and simply say I have a lot of confidence in myself and my ability to help others, and I've been through things that will make me a perfectly relatable source of advice. Please excuse my ignorance in thinking I can tell Marvin something more useful than "start drinking heavily."

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

dude, you did just get here, huh?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im convinced a few people missed my epic trip to a Sports Bar that I posted about over in the Virgin thread. (which is sorta like the prequel to this thread).

 

Granted, she was fat, but I went in with the idea of trying to at least have a conversation and after I think 2 smirnoff Ices in 1/2 hour and a few dumb questions that got like no answer back, I pretty much sat there for the rest of the time making fun of the Duke/NC game on the plasma because it wasn't fed from an HD source. Funny thing though the more she had to drink the more she was talking to me but at the point I was more interested in the stupidity of feeding a $3000 plasma basic cable to even listen.

 

I'm not flat set against all alchol, I just am not a fan of beer. I had a mixology class in College and can mix drinks pretty well. I usually buy a bottle of wine every week to drink with dinner as if that counts..

[Guest wildpegasus]

You do realize there was about 34 pages worth of shit before you came along right?

So does that disqualify me from being of any help? I'll have to beg your pardon and simply say I have a lot of confidence in myself and my ability to help others, and I've been through things that will make me a perfectly relatable source of advice. Please excuse my ignorance in thinking I can tell Marvin something more useful than "start drinking heavily."

 

You can help me too someday if you want. I need as much help as I can possibly get.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Marvin, you sounded so excited to talk to the fat girl. Next time just pull out your teeth.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Marvin, you sounded so excited to talk to the fat girl. Next time just pull out your teeth.

 

Pull out my teeth?

 

I tried talking to her at the start but it wasn't going anywhere. It was a "Im here, I paid 5 bucks to get in, I might as well try" kind of thing, but I tried.

[MrRant 0]

You need to get to Nevada and get yourself a whore.

 

Pronto.

[iggymcfly 0]

I meant actually hit the bar scene and to try to pick a girl up there. Obviously, if you're with some boring fat chick that you have no chemistry with, two drinks isn't going to save the date.

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

dude, you did just get here, huh?

Pretty much. Although, the drinking comment was an attempt at humor. But I suppose the necessity of [/sarcasm] tags kind of takes wit out of the equation. Seriously though, social drinking is hardly ever bad.

 

You do realize there was about 34 pages worth of shit before you came along right?

So does that disqualify me from being of any help? I'll have to beg your pardon and simply say I have a lot of confidence in myself and my ability to help others, and I've been through things that will make me a perfectly relatable source of advice. Please excuse my ignorance in thinking I can tell Marvin something more useful than "start drinking heavily."

 

You can help me too someday if you want. I need as much help as I can possibly get.

Is this the gimmick talking, or the vulnerable, hidden, real person crying out?

[Guest wildpegasus]

Is this the gimmick talking, or the vulnerable, hidden, real person crying out?

 

Vulnerable, real person crying out. I'm not in any type of situation that I need help with right now but when the time comes I'll need some help.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Hey WP I offered it. I might be going up to Halifax soon too.

 

Oh well.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I'm to lazy to read this whole thread... But marvin are you still a virgin?(Not trying to diss u in anyway, because I was still a virgin until only a couple months ago)

[Guest wildpegasus]

Hey WP I offered it. I might be going up to Halifax soon too.

 

Oh well.

 

Are you seriously? When and what for? That's less than 3 hours from where I live.

 

Just so you know, I might actually be leaving NS soon. Time to leave my parents house and get a new job.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

He's coming for you, dude.

 

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Guest wildpegasus]

He's coming for you, dude.

 

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

That's a cliffhanger ending.

 

Which of course brings me to the question of "why should I be afraid"? Paragon of Virtue is a nice guy.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

YEAH!

 

Don't listen to Frogg Neal, he's a little slow. Besides, he hasn't been around long enough to fully understand TSM Humour. He's a part of the new breed of poster, where they aren't assholes and can't really detect sarcasm or anything like that.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Your Paragon of Virtue is a cocksucking son of a bitchin son of a bitch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

</sarcasm>

[Art Sandusky 0]

I would kill WP if he were a real person. If I decided not to take a human life, I'd knock him out and leave him in the woods. Such people can't live among their own kind.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I would kill WP if he were a real person. If I decided not to take a human life, I'd knock him out and leave him in the woods. Such people can't live among their own kind.

 

Why would you kill me? Who knows? We could be best buds in real life. Although you tend to be extremely whiny I don't blame people for who they are. I love everyone. Are you taking your frustration out on me for others repeatably owning you in the "Hey Leena" thread?

 

Seriously buddy, I'd doubt you'd even stand a chance to knock me out.

 

Pargon of Virtue -- When are you coming up to Halifax?

 

 

Getting back on topic, I've been studying an awful lot lately on men/women stuff and a lot of it is pretty interesting. I think it might help me out some. Although I did not know a lot of things, I did find myself actually doing stuff on my own (that's suggested for people who have trouble with women) that helps you in the long run in being more successful with the opposite sex. Yeah, so some of the improvement tatics I had already been doing.

 

Actually, maybe I was doing some of that stuff from things I had read in previous years. It's late and I can't really remember.

 

Edit -- Isn't threatning to kill someone a call for banishment from the boards?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I think I would knock you out WP, you wanna do it up? I'll come down to Nova Scotia.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I would kill WP if he were a real person. If I decided not to take a human life, I'd knock him out and leave him in the woods. Such people can't live among their own kind.

Why would you kill me?

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[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

WP, just read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and let that be the end of it.