janusd 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 (edited) SWF Lockdown Card @ The Carolina Center, Columbia, South Carolina Date: 12th April 2006. Viewing Times: 7:00 PST, 11:00 EST. Not only does the SWF rumble into South Carolina given that Raynor passed on the absolutely fabulous idea of the Fictional World Tour, they've given the book to none other than Janus - that's right, the little furry guy. Chaos, carnage, suspense and surprises ensue as the SWF prepares to go to town under the paws of its newest booker ever. There will be fear and riots and crying in the streets by the time the show's done. And today your guest commentator is the lovely sociopathic lesbian ferret-weasel Ebony! That is a link to her picture, by the way. She's confident, sensual, and cocky (though no one ever says that to her face) as well as knowledgable. Will often make seductive flirtations towards men right before threatening their groin in lurid detail. She's here to call the match, and to make cutting-off-your-dick comments. Give her female eye-candy though and she'll start sounding like a stalker. I will be watching, so write her well. Non-Title Main Event Wes Davenport© vs Wildchild© Description: These two have clashed before, at least two months ago in the Kingdome! That time Wes trumped the plucky Wildchild, but now both men have gold and both men have more pride than ever before, which leads to Wes vs WC round two! Neither man's title is on the line, but that doesn't mean neither of them is a fighting champion, not in the least! Rules: Straight singles match. Word Count: 6000 Marker: realitycheck Ultraviolent Title Match Boiler Room Brawl Amy Stephens© vs Bruce Blank Description: Amy trumped Blank in the Crimson Tide match. Zyon trumped Amy last show. Amy isn't a happy little Nottinghammer. Blank on the other hand got to have the night off, and is well rested and no doubt exceedingly happy to get his automatic rematch. So what happens when you take both these people and stick them in a closed Boiler Room to beat the hell out of each other? You get this match, that's what. Rules: Match starts in the Boiler Room. It is dingy and not well lit. The exits are chained shut. Room contains standard boiler room apparati and other things, along with a referee. Match does not leave the Boiler Room. Word Count: 6000 Marker: realitycheck Tag Title Match The New Doomtopians vs JJ Johnson©/Manson© Description: The ??? duo trumped their opponents last show, and the tag champs demanded a match against them when they did! Which brings us to this show where all four of them get to go at it at the same time! That's right, we're doing away with the silly stand on the apron thing and doing this tornado style! Let the carrrrrrrnage begin! Rules: Tornado tag match. Because all four people in the ring is ratings. Word Count: 6000 Marker: Evolution Submissions Match "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs Jay Hawke Description: Spike is insane and got his ass kicked by Landon's submission hold. Jay is sane and a master of the technical wrestling skills. By this logic, Spike wants to kick Jay's ass and prove to the world that he doesn't just tap out like a pussy. That's the soundest reasoning I can come up for this match, anyway. Rules: No pinfalls. Make your opponent tap out for the victory. Word Count: 5000 Marker: janusd Michael Cross vs David Cross Description: These men have absolutely nothing in common that I can remember, but they have the same last name. That's a good enough reason for me to throw them both together into a singles match, don't you think? Rules: Straight singles match. Word Count: 5000 Marker: chirs3 Hardcore Four Way The Crimson Skull vs Insane Luchador vs Stryke vs Zyon. Description: I was running out of match ideas. So have a clusterfuck, and not of the furry variety. Rules: Hardcore match. Elimination style, just for fun. Word Count: 5500 Marker: The Superstar Cruiserweight Rules Match Grendel vs Ghost Machine 2.0 Description: Grendel beats Matt Myers convincingly in his debut and looks to move up the ladder. But what happens when his next opponent isn't a simple flesh and blood man like Myers, but a (possible) robot? Can the newcomer go 2 and 0 in his SWF career or will Ghost Machine tell him that it DOES NOT COMPUTE? Rules: Standard with cruiserweight addenda (no throwing over the ropes, 20 count on the outside etc.) Word Count: 4500 Marker: chirs3 Anyone I forgot deserves a night off for some obscure reason I'll come up with later. Send all marked matches, promos etc to: realitycheck Remember... I love you all. Edited April 8, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Don't click the link! For the love of God, DON'T CLICK THE LINK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Is this my punishment for no-showing. Fuck you, Janus, fuck you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Janus, your reputation for fur is too well known for that joke to work. I'd also like to note that the fact that I fell for it 3 times on April Fools day should be completely disregarded. Damn that Justin Johnson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Card's up. Thank God I'm retired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 So a Boiler room Brawl without the "Escape" rule? Pin to win I suppose even though it doesn't say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 So a Boiler room Brawl without the "Escape" rule? Pin to win I suppose even though it doesn't say. Trapping two people in a dimly lit enclosed space is ratings dammit. Pinfall or submission. No fatalities and a limit of one missing limb per wrestler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Is that a one limb minimum, or maximum? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 That's our Janus! *insert canned sitcom laughter here* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Is that a one limb minimum, or maximum?Oh it's got to be a minimum and Opening Promo is now offically called (1-800-Ope-ning) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 I'll probably be no-showing, but that's a given. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Well, I didn't write, so either the Doom Twins face JJ & Manson (if they wrote), or we don't have a tag title match (if they didn't). So, um, (Y) at not being booked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2006 Tag match updated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crippler Crossface 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Card's up. Thank God I'm retired. I second that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 I second the thanking of God that Ash has retired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted April 11, 2006 To the peeps in the tag title match: Please try to get your stuff in early. I'm working overnight this week, so I can get to it as early as 6:00 AM. But I'd rather not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 To the peeps in the tag title match: Please try to get your stuff in early. I'm working overnight this week, so I can get to it as early as 6:00 AM. But I'd rather not. Working overnight better be code for updating WDL (Granted, I haven't checked the thread in a bit). Also, there's a good chance The New Doomtopians will be no-showing, as I asked Raynor to leave me unbooked for Lockdowns, though it seems that since it's a tag match and everything, he was all "Pantera" or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 D'oh. I remember that now, 'Drea, but I think I may have forgotten to give Janus the heads up. *commits seppuku* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Hey, Ash dropped in Raynor. Just get him to give you the Jumping Mew Driver! *prepares to be jobbed to infinity... and beyond!!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crippler Crossface 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Hey, Ash dropped in Raynor. Just get him to give you the Jumping Mew Driver! *prepares to be jobbed to infinity... and beyond!!* Heh, man, I remember those days... back before I knew how to write well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 That would imply you currently know how to write well. Which would be false. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted April 12, 2006 Working overnight is code for working overnight. I'm really trying to get around to WDL, but my Guitar Hero addiction has returned. Plus it's tax season, so yeah. Haven't forgotten about it yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Oh man I just saw the 11 EST deadline, so I'm 10 minutes late with my PM instead of 1 hour and 10 minutes *crosses fingers* Hope it's alright Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Somebody didn't learn about time zones in school... 7pm PST is 10pm EST, not 11pm; that's, like, the tenth time that mistake's been made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Yeah. How dare that Aussie not know the timezones in North America? However, anyone else that makes such a mistake needs to get a toddler-in-a-sack beating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Bleh it just means East coast guys get an extra hour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 Yeah. How dare that Aussie not know the timezones in North America?Yeah, how dare I even think about expecting someone to remember something that's been mentioned at least half a dozen times already... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 WC, you actually think any of the bookers pay attention to what we say? That makes me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 And anyway, unless I'm mistaken, the show's deadline was posted by Raynor, whom I'm reasonably sure actually lives in the United States. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
