Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 I think I'll make this a weekly thing, if people don't have a problem with that. Every Monday I'll put up a new pairing. I like this weeks! vs Previous Results: Great White Sharks d. Grizzly Bears Hornets d. Spruce Bugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Who would win between mini-Chave and Mike Ditka? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Pick an avatar and stick with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Skunks, by a mile or two, depending on the power of the stench it gives off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Skunks. Purely smell reasons. I had a friend in High School who had a family of skunks invade his house and eventually die in his basment while they were on vacation. They came home and the whole place was sprayed, his clothes all smelled like skunk for a good month. I like the smell of skunk, but only in small amounts. I hit a skunk with my car once...it smelled for days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I like Forums 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 A porcupine doesn't seem like the type to freak out and attack as much as a skunk does. Skunk wins on that basis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 skunks. If I was cornered by a porkupine I think I could boot it across the yard easy enough...but a skunk would definatly get ya. Not to mention the skunk to porkupine ratio in my area is pretty skewed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Pick an avatar and stick with it. Pick an account and stick with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 He's got you there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Skunks. They can get you from from 7-10 feet away, whereas you pretty much have to be dumb enough to grab a procupine in order to get quilled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 mini-Chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 He's got you there... Sterling Tit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 He's got you there... Sterling Tit http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22Sterli...:en-GB:official Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2006 Is a porkupine some kind of hog hybrid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 He's got you there... Sterling Tit http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22Sterli...:en-GB:official He's #1 I'm #2 I don't really want to be associated with any Sterling Tits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest StylesMark Report post Posted April 18, 2006 Skunks. These matchups are always one sided. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 Porcupines. Skunks, once descented, are actually pretty harmless, and some people even keep them as pets. They're actually a lot like cats (as far as pets go), but require a lot of attention. Some states have laws against owning them as pets because of the stigma attached to the animal, but they're really not so bad. Porcupines, though, those fuckers look like they just wait all day long for someone to stick one of their quills in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 Skunks. These matchups are always one sided. Not my fault all you pussys are afraid of a little stink bomb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest StylesMark Report post Posted April 18, 2006 We just don't want the stank, on us. It's for the ladies, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 Skunks, once descented, are actually pretty harmless As opposed to the deadly de-quilled porcupine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2006 I loved the Skunky Masters of the Universe guy. He effing reeked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 porcupines. i already smell like rotting horse ass, lawlz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 I loved the Skunky Masters of the Universe guy. He effing reeked Gotta love an action figure who's "action" is he smells bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 I'm pretty sure that a "porkupine" is a pig/porcupine cross right? Then it would smell bad like a pig, and it would be able to stick quills in you. If I knew such a thing to exist, I'd definitely be more afraid of it than a skunk. Since I haven't heard of any being sighted ever, I'll have to go with the skunks though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Skunks, once descented, are actually pretty harmless As opposed to the deadly de-quilled porcupine? He's got you there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 I have to put up smelling cow crap 9 months out of the year, I think I can stand skunks and their odor.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Porcupines, and I'll tell you why: skunk stink is temporary. Here in Tennessee you can't go a week without driving by some black/white/red carcass on the side of the road that used to be a skunk and smells so goddamn bad that even the flies and maggots avoid it. Sometimes the smell of it lingers on your car and you have to have it washed. But, point is, eventually, you almost get used to it. It's just a bad smell, after all, and not even the worst one out there. But porcupines on the other hand? Piss one of those off, and you're looking at surgery, my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Exactly my point. Those porcupines mean business. Even de-quilled. I bet they're even more dangerous then, because now you've gone and pissed them off. They're shifty. Look at their eyes - they're shifty, beady little eyes. Lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
