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I better quit while I'm ahead. Sure, maybe I could overcome an attack from Paul by himself -- or an attack from Chave by himself -- but there's no way I could overcome the insurmountable verbal boulders tossed my way simultaneously by these two posting powerhouses.

 

You got me. The white flag is raised.

No, seriously.

 

You suck at flaming. You just go "oh no", make a crap insult, then repeat it ad nauseum.

 

And you've been in this thread for at least 15 minutes. Is that really the best you could do?

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Whoah whoah whoah whoah

 

 

 

Is this The Player Hater's Ball or is it The Player Haters Boardum?

 

 

 

hate hate hate hate

And you've been in this thread for at least 15 minutes. Is that really the best you could do?
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I'm interested as to where Jugs' stands on these pressing issues.

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Is this The Player Hater's Ball or is it The Player Haters Boardum?

 

"Consider this thread, my website."

 

God damnit Vyce. If you're gonna do it, go all out.

 

WEBISTE!!!!!!!

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I've been downloading porn....it's free and easy...like paul's man hole.

 

hate hate hate

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Czech thanks you. And his left side, NYU.

 

That's all you've got, can't afford cable clown???

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He took his quality elsewhere? A crying Cubs fan board??

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A crying Cubs fan board??

better than an "OMGYANKEES wank fest"

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For an update on Czech got to the GTG. He made the virgin mary cry blood when he quit the board.

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Ooh...touched a nerve with the cubbies fan from Nebraska!!!

 

Yankees lead, 2-1, by the way.

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Ooh...touched a nerve with the cubbies fan from Nebraska!!!

 

Yankees lead, 2-1, by the way.

Better than a yankees fan from Amish country.

 

Baseball needs to fucking die anyways.

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Down, clown.

 

I'm not FROM Amish country. I just currently live and mate near it.

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Paul can't stay away from those innocent Amish boys.

 

thats his thang

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As i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain,

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me,

You know I shun fancy things like electricity.

At 4:30 in the mornin' i'm milking cows,

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milking and plowing so long that

Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,

Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin,

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine,

Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.

 

 

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,

I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise,

It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise,

We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise.

 

 

A local boy kicked me in the BUTT last week,

I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek.

I don't really care, in fact I wish him well,

Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.

I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it,

An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.

I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat,

And my homies agree i really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears,

We haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years,

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,

We're just technologically impaired.

 

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single

luxury,

Like robonson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be,

 

 

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,

We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish Paradise,

There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish Paradise,

We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish Paradise

 

Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter,

Raised a barn on Monday, soon i'll raise anutter

Think you're really rightious?

Think you're pure in heart?

Well i know i'm a million times as humble as thou art.

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife.

So don't be vain, and don't be whiney,

Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney.

 

 

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,

We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish Paradise,

There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish Paradise,

But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish Paradise,

 

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

ah-ah

ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,

yech!

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