The OAO Raw Thread 5/1/06

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I like how a splash off the top constitues a "STOP THE FOOTAGE, YOU MUST BUY THE PPV!"

 

twice if you count RVD's.

 

 

Well, because Cena goes off the top rope about as much as the Rock does/did.

You do mean post Maivia, right?

 

 

Of course.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Ya, what happened at Wrestlemania 15????????????

 

Never mind, just read it.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Barbed wire can be VERY abrasive to the skin, Brain.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Spitting teeth? What kind of fruit is Masters eating?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I've come to the conclusion that Masters doesn't own normal street clothes, only tights and boots. Even during the Survivor Series' Raws where he brawled with the Smackdown guys outside.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I've come to the conclusion that Masters doesn't own normal street clothes, only tights and boots. Even during the Survivor Series' Raws where he brawled with the Smackdown guys outside.

He's kinda like Benoit in that respect.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

It makes total sense for a guy with a title shot to accept a Masterlock Challenge.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

RVD will slip out thanks to his sweaty ass.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

RVD/Carlito vs. Shelton/Masters? Haven't they done this one? Should still be interesting.

[NYU 0]

Well, yeah. Makes perfect sense Carlito would save Van Dam.

 

Yep.

 

Absolutely.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I hope they get confused and it somehow ends up Shelton/RVD vs. Masters/Carlito...

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Why the fuck would Carlito, who brutally attacked RVD's leg not even a year ago, and "extend his rehab over 6 months" longer...save him?

 

And why wouldn't Van Dam kill him?

 

I dig RVD no-selling the Master Lock, though.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid.

So post Spirit Squad, he'll be calling himself Nicky Christopher?

 

Then Grand Master Nicky?

[NoCalMike 0]

Nice to see they still haven't figured out how to elevate RVD up at all, even though he is supposed to be MEing against the WWE Champ in a month and a half.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I hope they get confused and it somehow ends up Shelton/RVD vs. Masters/Carlito...

 

.... for the World Heavyweight Title.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Styles really likes to fuck up doesn't he.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Nice to see they still haven't figured out how to elevate RVD up at all, even though he is supposed to be MEing against the WWE Champ in a month and a half.

They did the same thing with Edge when he had Money in the Bank, right?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

What the hell kind of weird scene cut is that?!

 

 

SSTV?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yeah, we have a match. No one wants to watch McMahon make out.

[razazteca 0]

Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid.

He's one of Jerry's kids but not a Lawler...

[Hawk 34 0]

Joey's fired.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Styles.

 

There's no submission wrestling in amateur wrestling.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Styles is leaving?? What the hell?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Is Styles reading this board...

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Styles.

 

There's no submission wrestling in amateur wrestling.

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

THEY PULLED STYLES IN THE MIDDLE OF RAW!

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

[NYU 0]

Wait, what happened to Styles? I missed it.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Lawler is like a blind man in the middle of the freeway.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Lawler is now Play-by-Play guy.

 

And Jericho returns to do Color.

 

...in my dreams.

[UZI Suicide 0]

I swear, if JR comes back, I'm going to choke a bitch.