The OAO Raw Thread 5/1/06

[The Amazing Rando]

Lawler is having a tough time doing that by himself

[razazteca]

So Mr. McMahon going to stop sucking Candice's nipple to say YOU'RE FIRED!?!?!

[ChrisMWaters]

Carlito with the Fruit Roll Up for the win!

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Charlie Haas is everywhere?

[Gary Floyd]

I swear, if JR comes back, I'm going to choke a bitch.

Welcome to the WWE. We love to piss you off see you smile.

[razazteca]

So JR returns to work the main event?

[Nightfall]

I'm sure Coach will come out to replace Styles tonight.

[The Amazing Rando]

"YOU NEED TO TELL A STORY, JOEY!!"

[Hawk 34]

Charlie Haas is everywhere?

 

Kane killed Charlie Haas on May 19th. Haas is merely a ghost that we can see but Kane can't.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid.

So post Spirit Squad, he'll be calling himself Nicky Christopher?

 

Then Grand Master Nicky?

 

Wouldn't it be Grand Master Nick-ay?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Charlie Haas is everywhere?

 

Kane killed Charlie Haas on May 19th. Haas is merely a ghost that we can see but Kane can't.

 

Then Kane had sex with Haas' corpse.

[jester]

Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid.

So post Spirit Squad, he'll be calling himself Nicky Christopher?

 

Then Grand Master Nicky?

 

Wouldn't it be Grand Master Nick-ay?

 

Grand Master TIMMAY!

[Gary Floyd]

Welcome to the WWE Joey.

 

Vince just loves to humiliate Raw announcers, doesn't he? Probably masturbates to it.

[The Amazing Rando]

So...the spirit squad wants to dress Styles up like a cheerleader?

 

 

Bunch of freaks.

 

 

They should have just put him in the SS jumpsuit.

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA...

 

They just made fun of his "OH MY GOD"

 

ahahhaahhaha

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

The new champion?

 

KKK?

[theintensifier]

Joey Styles: "Jesus christ, I hate my fucking job."

[The Amazing Rando]

New WWE Champion...

 

 

KEEEENNY~!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Kennedy?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

All these cheerleader outfits are obviously hinting at the return of Katie Vick.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

has Cowboy ever seen anyone make fun of OH MY GOD? I mean, half of the RAW roster has done that.

[ChrisMWaters]

All these cheerleader outfits are obviously hinting at the return of Katie Vick.

*Rewind to the intro of her*

With the former Sick Boy as her angry brother to feud with Kane?

[Angle-plex]

The spirit squad are fucking horrible and make this show even more unwatchable than usual.

[The Amazing Rando]

All these cheerleader outfits are obviously hinting at the return of Katie Vick.

 

 

MAY 19th

 

 

She'll be the new WHChamp

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

Do you think they pulled him back to yell at him for the "next week" slip up and covered it up by having him talk to the SS?

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

has Cowboy ever seen anyone make fun of OH MY GOD? I mean, half of the RAW roster has done that.

 

 

I might have, but this is the first time i've actually paid attention to it.

[Hawk 34]

has Cowboy ever seen anyone make fun of OH MY GOD? I mean, half of the RAW roster has done that.

 

 

I might have, but this is the first time i've actually paid attention to it.

 

Edge, did it 40 minutes ago.

[The Amazing Rando]

I am seeing commercials for a guy running for WV Senate...

 

He is Pro LIFE, Pro GUN, and Pro FAMILY

 

 

 

...i mean...What The Fuck?

[BorneAgain]

Man, they've given away a lot of the movie at this point. Not that I was planning on seeing it, but it seems to be going against their promotion strategy.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Joey Styles is gonna go "fuck this" and walk off.

[Gary Floyd]

So, did Lawler just turn heel?