The Amazing Rando Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 I like how a splash off the top constitues a "STOP THE FOOTAGE, YOU MUST BUY THE PPV!" twice if you count RVD's. Well, because Cena goes off the top rope about as much as the Rock does/did. You do mean post Maivia, right? Of course.
Jaxxson Mayhem Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Ya, what happened at Wrestlemania 15???????????? Never mind, just read it.
Boner Kawanger Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Barbed wire can be VERY abrasive to the skin, Brain.
The Amazing Rando Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Spitting teeth? What kind of fruit is Masters eating?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 I've come to the conclusion that Masters doesn't own normal street clothes, only tights and boots. Even during the Survivor Series' Raws where he brawled with the Smackdown guys outside.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 I've come to the conclusion that Masters doesn't own normal street clothes, only tights and boots. Even during the Survivor Series' Raws where he brawled with the Smackdown guys outside. He's kinda like Benoit in that respect.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 It makes total sense for a guy with a title shot to accept a Masterlock Challenge.
The Amazing Rando Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 RVD will slip out thanks to his sweaty ass.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 RVD/Carlito vs. Shelton/Masters? Haven't they done this one? Should still be interesting.
NYU Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Well, yeah. Makes perfect sense Carlito would save Van Dam. Yep. Absolutely.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid.
The Amazing Rando Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 I hope they get confused and it somehow ends up Shelton/RVD vs. Masters/Carlito...
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Why the fuck would Carlito, who brutally attacked RVD's leg not even a year ago, and "extend his rehab over 6 months" longer...save him? And why wouldn't Van Dam kill him? I dig RVD no-selling the Master Lock, though.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid. So post Spirit Squad, he'll be calling himself Nicky Christopher? Then Grand Master Nicky?
NoCalMike Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Nice to see they still haven't figured out how to elevate RVD up at all, even though he is supposed to be MEing against the WWE Champ in a month and a half.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 I hope they get confused and it somehow ends up Shelton/RVD vs. Masters/Carlito... .... for the World Heavyweight Title.
Jaxxson Mayhem Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Styles really likes to fuck up doesn't he.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Nice to see they still haven't figured out how to elevate RVD up at all, even though he is supposed to be MEing against the WWE Champ in a month and a half. They did the same thing with Edge when he had Money in the Bank, right?
The Amazing Rando Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 What the hell kind of weird scene cut is that?! SSTV?
ChrisMWaters Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Yeah, we have a match. No one wants to watch McMahon make out.
razazteca Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid. He's one of Jerry's kids but not a Lawler...
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Styles. There's no submission wrestling in amateur wrestling.
Jaxxson Mayhem Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Styles. There's no submission wrestling in amateur wrestling. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY PULLED STYLES IN THE MIDDLE OF RAW! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Lawler is like a blind man in the middle of the freeway.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Lawler is now Play-by-Play guy. And Jericho returns to do Color. ...in my dreams.
UZI Suicide Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 I swear, if JR comes back, I'm going to choke a bitch.
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