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Is Jerry Crawford (home plate asshole) by chance related to NBA cocksucker Joey Crawford? These baseball umps and their rabbit ears are ridiculous.

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Is Jerry Crawford (home plate asshole) by chance related to NBA cocksucker Joey Crawford? These baseball umps and their rabbit ears are ridiculous.

I think I heard them say earlier in the game that they were brothers.

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Atlanta has struck out 15 times now. Guess we have to counter those 8 homeruns somehow.

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What are the fans chanting?

 

edit: nevermind, Chip explained it.

What was it? I missed it.

 

Someone should remind guys like Neifi Perez they aren't power hitters, regardless of how much the wind is blowing out. But hey, whatever gets them into last place quicker.

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Example #1232 that the save is a useless stat: In a 5-0 game, Rudy Seanez walks the bases loaded in the 9th and Mirabelli drops the ball on a third strike, allowing a run in (5-1) and leaving them loaded. Julian Tavarez comes in, walks in two more runs (5-3), gives up a hit that scores one (5-4), but Gathwright gets gunned down at home to end it......and Tavarez gets a SAVE.

 

Just bring up the kids already Theo, PLEASE.

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What are the fans chanting?

 

edit: nevermind, Chip explained it.

What was it? I missed it.

 

Someone should remind guys like Neifi Perez they aren't power hitters, regardless of how much the wind is blowing out. But hey, whatever gets them into last place quicker.

 

 

"LEFT FIELD SUCKS"

 

"RIGHT FIELD SUCKS!"

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Did Joe Simpson just say that Bonds on Bonds was canned? That would make me happy.

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So can we forget about the guy for a while?

 

Never, now the Chase For Aaron has begun!

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Example #1232 that the save is a useless stat: In a 5-0 game, Rudy Seanez walks the bases loaded in the 9th and Mirabelli drops the ball on a third strike, allowing a run in (5-1) and leaving them loaded. Julian Tavarez comes in, walks in two more runs (5-3), gives up a hit that scores one (5-4), but Gathwright gets gunned down at home to end it......and Tavarez gets a SAVE.

 

Just bring up the kids already Theo, PLEASE.

 

That's the coolest save ever.

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Today is truly a historical day in baseball.

 

I can't wait to tell my great-grandchildren about it.

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Thanks chris, you could have at least gotten the easy out at 1st but no. FUCK ME.

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So the guys who come through are Neifi and Bynum? Haha, wow.

 

In other news, Pujols hit a 3-run bomb off of Peavy after striking out his first 2 ABs.

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I don't know which is worse- watching Reitsma pitch or hearing the Braves organisation spin his awfulness. I keep hearing about how "Oh no, he's a really good pitcher, he's just unlucky,"

 

Fuck that. He FUCKING sucks.

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