The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Next week, Fake Kane bring out his tag partner Fake X-pac, who will be played by Sean Waltman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustJoe2k5 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 What the fuck was that? That was dumb. Would you like us to create your own country for that signature? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 whomever it is has identifying tattoos. I can't think of any other reason they'd add the extra sleeve to the outfit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 heh, on Unlimited: "It's ok, Kane! I love you long time!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Was that the closest guy they could get to looking like Kane circa 1997? Because aside from the costume, it wasn't even close. Kane II(ugh) lacked muscle def and the hair wasn't close. I'm guessing they came up with this angle 2 hours ago and grabbed the tallest guy walking backstage. The hair wasn't close because that shit was a wig....and a horrible one at that. Who the hell is that? It has to be a thick dude with no muscle def at all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Im rooting for the Fake Kane to be called enaK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Well they've done UT vs. UT, no naturally they need to do a Kane vs. Kane match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Just when I thought WWE couldn't get any worse...we get the first 20 minutes of this weeks Raw... The crazier WWE gets the better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Was that the closest guy they could get to looking like Kane circa 1997? Because aside from the costume, it wasn't even close. Kane II(ugh) lacked muscle def and the hair wasn't close. I'm guessing they came up with this angle 2 hours ago and grabbed the tallest guy walking backstage. So is it Tomko or Fertig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 I bet fake Kane was Trytan from TNA. He's the only really tall developmental guy I can think of, except Oleg Prudius, but I'm sure they wouldn't put him on the roster yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 It could have been anyone wearing lifts, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 I do like how the ECW ONS promos are done by Paul Heyman and no one acknowledges their existence. Well, I know that there's a 7-footer who wrestles in Portland by the name of Paul Isadora. Perhaps that's him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 I think we need them to do what they did with Sting, and have Kane after Kane after Kane hit the ring. From the rafters, from the crowd, from under the ring. Just a flood of Kanes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustJoe2k5 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 I would have to believe that Vince McMahon replaced Kane because Kane couldn't grow his hair back to Kevin Nash standards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Paul Bearer has some explaining to do! Doesn't he have some getting out of a cement block to do first? That's the quietest I've EVER seen a wrestling crowd for an angle in 20-plus years of watching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posada20 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Was that The Predator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Perhaps it is TEST? Tall guy with no thick def and would need a shitty wig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Estrrrrrrrrrrada rules, haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 I think we need them to do what they did with Sting, and have Kane after Kane after Kane hit the ring. From the rafters, from the crowd, from under the ring. Just a flood of Kanes! would that be a Hurri... ....KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Heidenreich and Cole? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Viscera is raping AA Estrada! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 That's not just rape... That's VISCERAPE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Well, we had Heidenrape once. Now we have Mablemolestation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Brrrrrrrrrrrrokeback Viscerrrra, HA-HA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Perhaps it is TEST? Tall guy with no thick def and would need a shitty wig. Test has a tattoo on the exposed arm I think, and he's pretty damn ripped Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Hilarity ensues as Coach continues to look for HHH, even after this segment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Spirit Jack Match can it get any gayer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Perhaps it is TEST? Tall guy with no thick def and would need a shitty wig. Test has a tattoo on the exposed arm I think, and he's pretty damn ripped There was no exposed arm on that costume, though. That's super-old school Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creepy Crawl 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Was that the closest guy they could get to looking like Kane circa 1997? Because aside from the costume, it wasn't even close. Kane II(ugh) lacked muscle def and the hair wasn't close. I'm guessing they came up with this angle 2 hours ago and grabbed the tallest guy walking backstage. yeah no shit ......... the mask looked a bit big . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Perhaps it is TEST? Tall guy with no thick def and would need a shitty wig. Test has a tattoo on the exposed arm I think, and he's pretty damn ripped Test is ripped but he isn't thick. There's a difference. The arms were each covered anyways, so the tattoo wouldn't be exposed anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
