Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 Let's talk about this fresh-faced youngster. I suspect he likes me.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 My confusion is not over if I like you or not, (you seem pretty nice), my confision is over you starting this thread.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 I said you seem pretty nice, douche.
bob_barron Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 This thread needs Inc telling us what song he is listening to and what he thinks of it.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 I see you browsing this forum, Incandenza, and if you're not gonna talk you can just keep your comments to yourself next time.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 3, 2006 Author Report Posted June 3, 2006 A former girlfriend of mine is slowly encroaching on my current social circle. What gives her the right?
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 This thread needs Inc telling us what song he is listening to and what he thinks of it. Personally, I don't give a shit.
bob_barron Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 A former girlfriend of mine is slowly encroaching on my current social circle. What gives her the right? bitches be trippin
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 3, 2006 Author Report Posted June 3, 2006 Girls are horrible. And awesome. Quite a dichotomy.
BUTT Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 A former girlfriend of mine is slowly encroaching on my current social circle. What gives her the right? Is it the Mexican who Czech caused you to break up with?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 3, 2006 Author Report Posted June 3, 2006 No, and Czech caused her to dump me, which I've never forgiven him for.
Failed Bridge Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 did you get to put it in her ass before she dropped you? I know it was a goal of your's
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 3, 2006 Author Report Posted June 3, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. The appeal of forbidden fruit never dies.
Guest StylesMark Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 I'm eating a Nathan's Hot Dog. Whaddaya think of that?
Guest The Box Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 I'm eating a Nathan's Hot Dog. Whaddaya think of that? Yikes, the local Nathan's shut down due to health hazards. I hope you have better luck!
Slayer Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. Are you straightforward in asking for it, or do you try the "Oops, I don't know that got there" bit
Failed Bridge Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 last night I dreamt that I was fucking the really hot blonde girl that does expo right in the ass and she turned into a centaur. Once realising she had a horse's ass I somehow flew away. What does this all mean?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 3, 2006 Author Report Posted June 3, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. Are you straightforward in asking for it, or do you try the "Oops, I don't know that got there" bit Straightforward; you'd have to have a pretty small dick or the girl would have to have a large, gaping asshole for a sneak attack to work. And if she does possess such a cavernous maw, she's probably willing to take it in the shit vent. Again.
Slayer Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 you'd have to have a pretty small dick or the girl would have to have a large, gaping asshole for a sneak attack to work. I'm sure that probably hasn't prevented scores of men from attempting it
CanadianGuitarist Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 My confusion is not over if I like you or not, (you seem pretty nice), my confision is over you starting this thread. Take a look, HB. This is basically every thread in No Holds Barred.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 I'm sure Inc.'s room is spinning right now.
Slayer Posted June 3, 2006 Report Posted June 3, 2006 My confusion is not over if I like you or not, (you seem pretty nice), my confision is over you starting this thread. Take a look, HB. This is basically every thread in No Holds Barred. You presume he's unfamiliar with NHB as is
MrRant Posted June 4, 2006 Report Posted June 4, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. Are you straightforward in asking for it, or do you try the "Oops, I don't know that got there" bit Straightforward; you'd have to have a pretty small dick or the girl would have to have a large, gaping asshole for a sneak attack to work. And if she does possess such a cavernous maw, she's probably willing to take it in the shit vent. Again. Why a sneak attack? Just boldly put your dick in her ass. If she asks why, tell her that you are gauging her "girlfriend potential" by her reaction. If it is anything other than enjoyment, just shake your head and mutter to yourself when you take it out.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 4, 2006 Author Report Posted June 4, 2006 The problem here is you assume your dick will easily fit into her anus. You just can't slip it in there like a finger up a nose—it's far too tight.
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