TSM: The movie

[NYU]

For me... Chris Evans, I'll just sit back and wise-crack and make ludicrous statements about people. Usually while eating something, and or punching old people/children/puppies in the face.

 

Yeah, as if anyone on this board would be played by Chris Evans.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

I want to be the Best Boy.

[Art Sandusky]

Well hey, you'd be Best something for a change.

[Vanhalen]

I want a sex scene in the movie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(with Slayer)

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Someone told me I kind of look like that blond guy what was in Starship Troopers.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Neal Patrick Harris

[Red Baron]

Someone told me I kind of look like that blond guy what was in Starship Troopers.

 

Casper Van Diem???

 

 

Mine would be played by Dan Akroyd.

[CanadianGuitarist]

David Cross, I'm told.

 

Although I think that's fairly bunk. Why am I so ashamed to be likened to a guy who can blow himself?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Neal Patrick Harris

 

Nah, not doogie, the guy redbaron said, I guess.

[BruiserKC]

OK...idea of the movie. Vince comes out and does his usual rip-on the IWC, and challenges any of the smarks out there that think they can do a better job to come on down and do it. A band of TSM'ers decided to take Vinnie Mac up on the challenge. However, hilarity ensues when they line up Ralphus as WWE Commissioner.

[Sideburnious]

Nah, the theme is clearly the civil war and seperation between the TSM and what will become the pit. It'll all end in an epic battle with many from both sides dying.

 

The final twist and fate of both groups will end up on the shoulders of one Invisible poster who eventually becomes ruler of all

[BruiserKC]

Combine both stories, Sideburnious, and we have an epic on our hands...an EPIC! The struggle between Ralphus vs. Paris Hilton for WWE Commissioner brings near apocalypse to the IWC. Let's put this bad boy together.

[Guest Felonies!]

I wish I had thought to post scat porn in here before this got out of hand. Ralphus and Paris Hilton? The fuck you saying?

[BruiserKC]

It beats the idea of saving Randy Orton.

[Art Sandusky]

I remember when Rant and I had a pie-in-the-sky plan where the Church of NO MA'AM would battle THE ESTABLISHMENT~ in some kind of messageboard armageddon. Good times. Now he wants me to put a bullet in my head. Erase the hate, Josh.

[Gary Floyd]

Ok, how's this sound:

 

Somebody (either Felonies or Red Hot Thumbtack) plays "Beach Patrol" by Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band backwards, one of the gates of hell opens, unleashing a horde of flesh eating zombies. Can TSM save the world before it's too late?

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Neal Patrick Harris

 

Nah, not doogie, the guy redbaron said, I guess.

 

Nope, Matthew Lilard.