OAO Raw Thread - July/3rd/2006.

[Adam 0]

I, for one, am not surprised. The guy's a meathead. He's not a businessman.

[Guest StylesMark]

Damn...they're in Philly. So close, yet so not worth my money.

[Guest InuYasha]

I, for one, am not surprised. The guy's a meathead. He's not a businessman.

Would you care to explain which meathead you were talking about?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

The ultimate main event... as EVERY person in the tag match selects Bob Holly as their partner!!

[Guest StylesMark]

Here comes Edge...

 

He's gonna SHOOT!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I guess if Trish is leaving, Lita will be doing more wrestling. Boo.

[Guest InuYasha]

Here comes Edge...

 

He's gonna SHOOT!

...himself in the foot.

[Guest StylesMark]

Well, The Phillies don't have any heart...

 

Okay, Edge is getting shot for the Eagles/TO comments.

[Quasar 0]

Is there a chatroom for tonight's RAW?

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I'd have marked for weeks if Edge made some sort of correlation between The Phillies and the fact Toronto took 2 of 3 this weekend.

[Hawk 34 0]

Gee, I guess Vince put a lockdown on the RVD stuff and told him to go cheap out there.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Props to Edge for not making any obvious jokes about RVD.

[Adam 0]

Triple H is a meathead. I doubt he's had much business or technical experience at all. And I don't mean business as in 'getting himself in a position to run the company', I mean actually partaking in business activities. I'm certain Trips stays away from that and focuses on his character and his creative input.

[BorneAgain 0]

Raw really needs to bring back Tim White as the "Where's My Kayak" character to react to all the big announcements on the show.

 

White: Wait, wait, wait, DX is banned from the building?! This can't be! There's no reason to live! Where's my kayak?!

 

*Runs off to get his kayak*

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

For a second there, I was like..how is Cena Edge's partner?

[Markme123 0]

What is Lita doing with her makeup that makes her look so different? Shit...

[Guest InuYasha]

Edge: Random "Give me Heel Heat" Speech

 

Cena: Standard Gangsta' Rap Smackdown, followed by...

 

RVD: Bragging about two titles, while vaguely referencing drug allegations with semi-stoner attitude.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Raw really needs to bring back Tim White as the "Where's My Kayak" character to react to all the big announcements on the show.

 

White: Wait, wait, wait, DX is banned from the building?! This can't be! There's no reason to live! Where's my kayak?!

 

*Runs off to get his kayak*

 

 

LET DX PUNCH THROUGH THOSE WALLS TO GET TO THE RING!! THEY JUST WANT TO TOUCH THE APRON!!

[Adam 0]

Edge: Random "Give me Heel Heat" Speech

 

Cena: Standard Gangsta' Rap Smackdown, followed by...

 

RVD: Bragging about two titles, while vaguely referencing drug allegations with semi-stoner attitude.

OMG IF U DUN LIEK IT DUN WACH!

[Exslade ZX 0]

Wow, Edge has a little gash on his eye already.

 

Did anyone see how that happened?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

DON'T DO IT ROB!

[Guest InuYasha]

Wow, Edge has a little gash on his eye already.

 

Did anyone see how that happened?

Lita?

[Downhome 0]

Well, I think we all know where the fuck this is heading...

[Markme123 0]

Whoa, new champion tonight.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Wow... Vince must've been PISSED to just go ahead and give Edge the title now instead of at SNME.

[Guest StylesMark]

Ok...so, RVD is losing tonight? Takers?

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Shit, so what happened to the 3 way tag plans?

[goldengreek 0]

Looks like they are taking the title off of RVD tonight because of the weed B.S.

[DMann2003 0]

Nice knowing that title reign Rob

 

Eh I want Edge to be WWE champ anyway

[skullman80 0]

Well there goes RVD as champ...