OAO Raw Thread - July/3rd/2006.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Okay, we are having a clear difference of opinion of determining which former JTTS tag team the Highlanders most resemble...

 

Head-Bangers?

BushWhackers?

HeadShrinkers?

 

 

The Shrunken Bush Bangers?

 

I thought that was the name of Vince's testicles after all these years of roids.

[Hawk 34 0]

What movie was this from? Police Academy?

You are correct, Sir!

 

I'm afraid of Stephanie stumbling upon the American Pie series when she goes to Blockbuster next week.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I hope Steph sees that and demands a divorce even though she probably wrote it or something.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

DX was just more extreme in thirty seconds than ECW has been since it was brought back. I'll give it one year before RAW is just a two-hour comedy show with the McMahon family.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

By the way, in a thread two weeks ago, I said the Bushwhackers hadn't been mentioned, since probably the Gimmick Battle Royal at WM17.

 

Then I walked them drunk a few weeks ago. Then they were on an Urkel re-run a few days ago. Then this. If they have computers, they're laughing like Dibiase on coke.

[Boon 0]

...Shennanigans!

[Guest Kliqster]

Wow, that was bad on so many levels. Perhaps if they had of made sure we couldn't see Trips clearly with his pants on and zip done up.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

...Shennanigans!

 

Offbeat?

[Jericholic82 0]

this cries out for one statement

 

what the f*ck was that?

[Hawk 34 0]

It's sad that HHH sold a orgasm better then Candice.

[NoCalMike 0]

I think Jim Ross needs to get out and see more wrestling matches. I swear anything besides a headlock seems to be "unorthodox" to him.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

this cries out for one statement

 

what the f*ck was that?

 

I'm pretty sure that won't be the last time you say that tonight.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Hate from a guy name Kliqster?

 

That's business-card level hatred!

 

Creative team, take note.

 

Camera in every room? Someones about to get caught playing five on one

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Now they want to steal from the nWo.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Shawn is annoying.

 

And even in "kayfabe" legally, if someone were to kick you out of the building...then they wouldn't be allowed in any of this area either.

[Anakin Flair 0]

There really ARE a lot of screens in there.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

bad nWo mixed with Dennis the Menace mixed with Stephanie's bad writing

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Cut to camera 6! Quick!

[Guest InuYasha]

So, is Candace now officially a Lesbo?

[JustJoe2k5 0]

I suppose the rest of the show will be tinted DX-green. Like that St. Patrick's Day show a few years ago.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

RAW is a Time Machine.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

The fuck? NO GTV style embarassment...yet? Ball has been dropped.

 

And I'm a little worried we won't see any Armando tonight.

 

Im also beginning to think that Lawler likes his bread buttered on both sides.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Why would DX approve a cut to Vince McMahon backstage?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Lets watch Vince take a dump!

 

GREAT TELEVISION!

 

Well..at least..

 

uh

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Oh God, awkward "Vince in the crapper" humor. Terrific.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

RAW is a Time Machine.

 

More like a Time Toaster.

[Guest InuYasha]

Go to camera 10!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

OneTwo OHYEAHIGOTHIMNOIDIDN'T!!

[Alro 0]

I suppose the rest of the show will be tinted DX-green. Like that St. Patrick's Day show a few years ago.

 

They did what now? Are you serious?

[Hawk 34 0]

He called his cock "Andre the Giant"?...