Did the US actually ever land on the moon?

[Guest Felonies!]

I have an idea for a movie about a black kid that cuts the grass for his neighbors so he can raise money to go to band camp and perform baroque music. It's called "Mow Then You Can Handel."

[Black Lushus 0]

I laughed

[Guest Felonies!]

Shame on you.

[Darthtiki 0]

If Dusty Rhodes = The Moon then many wrestlers have probably landed on the moon.

 

I think a better wording of this is If Lita = the moon

[Jericholic82 0]

I can believe it was a hoax. I can't be sure about it, but it sounds plausible since it was 1969 and all. If we did fake it, too bad the Soviets bought it. lmao

[Guest Smues]

I have an idea for a movie about a black kid that cuts the grass for his neighbors so he can raise money to go to band camp and perform baroque music. It's called "Mow Then You Can Handel."

 

Damnit that made me laugh. Where do I pick up the gun to shoot myself with?

[Guest Felonies!]

I laughed for a good five minutes when it reminded me of "Mower Money, Mower Problems."

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread7318/pg1

 

Good thread on debunking the "We didn't land" debunkers

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Just another conspiracy theory that would make an interesting movie plot, but when you look for any facts or reasons as to why the US would've had to fake the landing, or supporting evidence, it quickly falls apart.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Reading that thread on the other board about the "faked" moon landing, it seems to me that most conspiracy theories are started by someone who has no background or knowledge of the physics and/or details about something, but sees one thing that doesn't seem right and suddenly jumps to the conclusion that its an evil government conspiracy.

[Guest Felonies!]

And another thing! What is the deal with baseball managers? I mean really! Like ANYONE wants to see Tommy Lasorda in tight white pants. Hey Tommy, I hope you're wearing your jock too, you might have to pinch-hit for Kirk Gibson tonight!

 

Why do people always talk about sex and drugs? You know, sex, drugs, rock and roll, that whole thing. What do these things have to do with one another? Like I'm balls deep in this chick, and then when I'm done I'm gonna be like, "hey, want some speed? Yeah, I thought we could do some speed together after we finished up. But first, let me play an electric guitar solo for you."

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I can believe it was a hoax. I can't be sure about it, but it sounds plausible since it was 1969 and all. If we did fake it, too bad the Soviets bought it. lmao

lmao!

[Special K 0]

Carrot top approves of these jokes. To show his appreciation, he shall now pull down his pants.

[Slayer 0]

Speaking of hoaxes

[The Metal Maniac 0]

but when you look for any facts or reasons as to why the US would've had to fake the landing

 

The "why" is easy. The Soviets were winning the Space Race (They had what, the first Satellite, the first living creture, the first man AND the first woman in Space I think) and the US didn't want to look bad. Plus, if they made people think they landed on the Moon, NASA could easily get a lot more funding which they could spend on other stuff whilst pretending to go to the Moon.

 

That said, I've always wondered; who filmed the Moon landing? Like, honest question. Did Armstrong get off the ship, set up a camera, then get back on it? Was there a camera on some arm of the ship? I really don't know.

[Special K 0]

The "why" is easy.

 

Yes, to plunge our mighty American phallus into the greatest of unknowns!

 

We should've blown that fuckin' moon up when we had the chance.

[Guest Felonies!]

Not when there's so much to blow up here. I mean, we're Earthlings, let's blow up Earth things.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I think its funny that Bush wants to go back to the moon..

 

And this discussion reminded me of the scene in Dumb and Dumber.

 

"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"

[Guest Felonies!]

I can believe it was a hoax. I can't be sure about it, but it sounds plausible since it was 1969 and all. If we did fake it, too bad the Soviets bought it. lmao

lmao!

This shouldn't have gotten lost in the shuffle.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Carrot Top looks like a Tranny.

 

I landed on the moon once. True story.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Why do people always talk about sex and drugs? You know, sex, drugs, rock and roll, that whole thing. What do these things have to do with one another? Like I'm balls deep in this chick, and then when I'm done I'm gonna be like, "hey, want some speed? Yeah, I thought we could do some speed together after we finished up. But first, let me play an electric guitar solo for you."

 

How do they not go together? Play a killer show, do a fat rail of coke, then fuck the hell out of some groupie.

[SuperJerk 0]

Not when there's so much to blow up here. I mean, we're Earthlings, let's blow up Earth things.

America can, must and will blow up the moon. We have the technology. The time is now. Children are our future.

 

And don't mess around...with God's America.

[Guest Felonies!]

You call yourself a junior executive? I think you're a senior jackass.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

http://www.geocities.com/apolloreality/

 

Good Site for those who wish to think we never landed. Lots of pictures and paperwork.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Thanks for the links Arnold Oldschool.

 

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

To distract you from the real UFO site, Area 52.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Thanks for the links Arnold Oldschool.

 

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

 

Sorry, wrong thread.

[Gary Floyd 0]

[SuperJerk 0]

Someone needs to scan the front page that went with that article.

 

And people say the Onion isn't funny...

[Dobbs 3K 0]

OK, does anyone here seriously think that the US didn't land on the moon?