Fucking petty ass neighbors.

[geniusMoment 0]

why West Virginia? I wouldn't live there if it was the only way I could continue living.

Classic. Thread should've been closed after that.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Lawn gnomes are the answer.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

My stepfather used to have a bumper sticker on his truck:

 

Is your cat missing? Check my tires (or something like that)

 

Im allergic to indoor cats myself. I should probably get some sort of pet like a fish or something though.

[tominator89 0]

My neighbor is notorious for taking other people's cats to the SPCA if they enter her yard.

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Before moving into my house, my neighbors trained their dog to do its business on the empty lot that my house would soon be built on. Smart plan if you don't take into account that people will live there eventually. For the last ten years, this dog had been taking shits in our front yard and just ruining the place. Recently, the husband ditched his wife after their third child and moved to Boston; the bank foreclosed on their house. This is what it took for my yard to not be a dog shit minefield.

 

I didn't actually read this first post. I just wanted to post a picture of Tom Petty. Please, don't let your pets just walk around like this.

 

My stepfather used to have a bumper sticker on his truck:

 

Is your cat missing? Check my tires (or something like that)

That's not white trash at all.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Before moving into my house, my neighbors trained their dog to do its business on the empty lot that my house would soon be built on. Smart plan if you don't take into account that people will live there eventually. For the last ten years, this dog had been taking shits in our front yard and just ruining the place. Recently, the husband ditched his wife after their third child and moved to Boston; the bank foreclosed on their house. This is what it took for my yard to not be a dog shit minefield.

 

I didn't actually read this first post. I just wanted to post a picture of Tom Petty. Please, don't let your pets just walk around like this.

 

My stepfather used to have a bumper sticker on his truck:

 

Is your cat missing? Check my tires (or something like that)

That's not white trash at all.

 

He would litterally run over cats though. I was with him once and he litterally swerved off the road to run one over with his big ass truck.

 

And the white trash thing is true. He worked at the local prison, and he ended up getting arrested for beating my mother up. Divorced now so I dont have to deal with him any more, he moved back up somewhere in the mountains in Pennsylvania..

[geniusMoment 0]

Before moving into my house, my neighbors trained their dog to do its business on the empty lot that my house would soon be built on. Smart plan if you don't take into account that people will live there eventually. For the last ten years, this dog had been taking shits in our front yard and just ruining the place. Recently, the husband ditched his wife after their third child and moved to Boston; the bank foreclosed on their house. This is what it took for my yard to not be a dog shit minefield.

 

I didn't actually read this first post. I just wanted to post a picture of Tom Petty. Please, don't let your pets just walk around like this.

 

My stepfather used to have a bumper sticker on his truck:

 

Is your cat missing? Check my tires (or something like that)

That's not white trash at all.

 

He would litterally run over cats though. I was with him once and he litterally swerved off the road to run one over with his big ass truck.

 

And the white trash thing is true. He worked at the local prison, and he ended up getting arrested for beating my mother up. Divorced now so I dont have to deal with him any more, he moved back up somewhere in the mountains in Pennsylvania..

I'm starting to think you're medical problems aren't the only reason you're fucked up.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Is your cat missing? Check my tires (or something like that)

 

 

Well hopefully cancer will ravage his body long enough to deplete whatever savings he has mustered over the years, leaving him penniless before leaving him dead. (No offense, of course, Marvin.)

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Before moving into my house, my neighbors trained their dog to do its business on the empty lot that my house would soon be built on. Smart plan if you don't take into account that people will live there eventually. For the last ten years, this dog had been taking shits in our front yard and just ruining the place. Recently, the husband ditched his wife after their third child and moved to Boston; the bank foreclosed on their house. This is what it took for my yard to not be a dog shit minefield.

 

I didn't actually read this first post. I just wanted to post a picture of Tom Petty. Please, don't let your pets just walk around like this.

 

My stepfather used to have a bumper sticker on his truck:

 

Is your cat missing? Check my tires (or something like that)

That's not white trash at all.

 

He would litterally run over cats though. I was with him once and he litterally swerved off the road to run one over with his big ass truck.

 

And the white trash thing is true. He worked at the local prison, and he ended up getting arrested for beating my mother up. Divorced now so I dont have to deal with him any more, he moved back up somewhere in the mountains in Pennsylvania..

I'm starting to think you're medical problems aren't the only reason you're fucked up.

 

He was hardly a problem, I mean he was only married to my mother for like 3 or 4 years and I was around like 8 to 12 at the time. If anything I can put some blame on not seeing my real father that much after he divorced my mother.

 

Oh, and back on topic, around here, people let their pets run free and then get pissed when they get run over or lost. Also, a lot of people keep their dogs outside and theres constant complaining about the dogs barking by people in the paper. And I also hate the people who stick abandoned animals (cats mostly) out where I live cause they dont want them, and more often than not they get run over as well.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

It's a shame we can't run over children and then just say, "but they were in my way."

[the max 0]

It's a shame we can't run over children and then just say, "but they were in my way."

 

You can, but there'll be reprecussions.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Yeah. I'd have to spend more time wiping the mess from my grill.

[Slayer 0]

"Slow Children at Play"

[the max 0]

Yeah. I'd have to spend more time wiping the mess from my grill.

 

And getting the woodchipper out to destroy evidence.

[gWIL 0]

Kitten’s head cut off

Suspect ‘tired’ of stray cats

Published: Tuesday, July 18, 2006 -- The Truth, A1

Last updated: 7/18/2006 12:00:39 AM

 

By Tom Dolan

Truth Staff

 

ELKHART -- Dennis Witte didn't believe it when his neighbor told him he'd beheaded his kitten.

 

"I thought he was joking 'til he showed me the head. He had the head in his hand!" Witte said Monday.

 

Witte, who feeds strays near his East Street apartment, had taken a special liking to the 5-week-old, long-hair calico, he said. He'd given her the name "Two-face" because of her coloring.

 

"She was very beautiful," he said.

 

At about 7 p.m. Friday, the suspect knocked on Witte's door to announce the killing, reported Elkhart Police Cpl. Robert Roa.

 

"(The suspect) told Witte he is tired of all the cats in the neighborhood that are running around loose, and that is the reason why he killed (the) kitten," reported Roa.

 

Witte put the head in his freezer and later turned it over to Roa. The officer found the body in a nearby trash bin near the apartment, located just a half-block from the police station.

 

"It was a cute little cat," Roa said Monday.

 

In their search for evidence, police ran into a couple of witnesses but did not find the suspect, according to Roa's report.

 

Monday evening, Witte said he was just trying to avoid the man he used to consider a friendly neighbor.

 

"It broke my heart," he said.

 

Anyone with information on the case may contact Detective Lt. Peggy Snider at 295-7070 or the police tip line at 389-4777.

[Maztinho 0]

Is your cat missing? Check my tires (or something like that)

 

 

Well hopefully cancer will ravage his body long enough to deplete whatever savings he has mustered over the years, leaving him penniless before leaving him dead. (No offense, of course, Marvin.)

 

Indeed.

 

My cat used to run wild, but it always did his business in the flower bed in the backyard or the _huge_ ass field near my house. One day the hillbilly neighbor came over complaining that my cat hurt his dog.

 

Neighbor: Your cat scratched my dog.

 

Me: Meh, that happens when your dog starts chasing my cat.

 

Neighbor: You going to do anything about it?

 

Me: Not really since your dog got hurt in someone else's yard, and wasn't on a leash like the law says.

 

Neighbor: Well your cat wasn't either.

 

Me: My cat's not a Rottwieler.

 

That dog would literally run from my cat after that. Zeke owned his ass.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

My old cat CJ was like that. Small little thing, but he was vicious. Had all of the dogs in the neighborhood scared shitless to come near my yard.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

Around here, someone would've just shot whatever animal was trespassing.

 

Or left out a steak stuffed with rat poison? You know, like if two wild mutts were let out after 20:00 or so, attacking people who were on evening walks, or attacking people who were getting their mail at night after coming home from work, because the owners were uncouth cretins WHO DIDN'T FOLLOW THE FUCKING LAW AND LOCK UP OR PUT THEIR FUCKING UGLY WILD MUTTS ON LEASHES?!

 

...

 

[LessonInMachismo 0]

If you poisoned animals in Ontario its a few years in jail if they find out it was you.

 

I wouldn't live in Ontario even if doing so was the only way I could continue living.

 

ORIGINAL~!