Your on Death Row... What's your last meal?

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I'll go with Chicken Nuggets w/ warm peanut butter on the side

 

Mashed potatoes and a nice piece of steak

 

Toss in a few slices of venison sausage and wash it down with a chocolate milkshake

 

I just died happy.

[Guest DRH 502]

Hmmm...definately lasagna, salad, bread sticks with sometype of cheesecake for desert. I mean fuck i'm dying so hey, I don't have to worry about the extra hour of cardio it will take to burn off those extra calories lol.

 

Also if I were in that position i'd like to eat some trim before my final sitdown...

[Guest Felonies!]

y-o-u-'-r-e

[Guest Smues]

I'm not sure if I'd want to eat something really tasty or something that'll really leave a mess for everyone else.

[Vampiro69 0]

To leave a mess to clean up

About 10 Burritos, with lots of hot sauce. That will leave a nice mess

 

For a nice meal

Lobster with a nice T-Bone steak and a baked potato.

[the max 0]

y-o-u-'-r-e

 

...That's not true...

[Matt Young 0]

Food folder.

[2GOLD 0]

Southern fried chicken, potato salad, green peas, cornbread with a nice tall pitcher of lemon sweet iced tea and some brownie fudge cake with a side of vanilla ice cream for desert.

 

Yeah, that'll work just fine. Then I'll attack the guards and force them to kill me before I give those weak losers in the other room the satisfaction of killing me.

[MrRant 0]

Something that will be hellacious for them to try and find the ingredients for an a bitch to cook correctly.

[Guest Felonies!]

y-o-u-'-r-e

 

...That's not true...

Yes it is. "You are on Death Row."

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Spotted Owl.

[Guest Fook]

Buffet, then use the "that's not ALL I can eat..." argument.

[the max 0]

y-o-u-'-r-e

 

...That's not true...

Yes it is. "You are on Death Row."

 

Ah. I thought you were going for the "you're last meal." My bad.

[vivalaultra 0]

The world's rarest truffle, and then while they're looking for the world's rarest truffle, I'd escape, but then...I'd miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Hassenpheffer

[The Amazing Rando 0]

A Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.

[tominator89 0]

General Tso's Chicken

[dubq 0]

Is there a limit on courses?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Is there a limit on courses?

 

You could probably have all the courses you want as long as you could eat fast..

[dubq 0]

Fuck, that's tough. So much to choose from and so little time. For me it could be anything from a nice seared tuna or swordfish to a fucking jar of peanut butter.

 

That said, I'd probably want some really strong pot brownies right before I have to make the long walk.

[Guest wildpegasus]

pussy

[dubq 0]

pussy

 

Why, yes. I've had some. How about you?

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

y-o-u-'-r-e

 

...That's not true...

Yes it is. "You are on Death Row."

 

Ah. I thought you were going for the "you're last meal." My bad.

 

I made the same mistake. My additional bad.

 

A few guys I work with and I just did a satirical look at Wal*mart life, in which my loyalty is caricaturized to the point where my last meal is all Great Value products.

 

In actuality:

 

If it's summer, Southern-fried chicken and potato salad. Winter, mom's shepherd pie with a side of chili. Lots of beer to top it off.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

pussy

 

Im willing to bet thats the one thing NOT available on the menu.

[Hawk 34 0]

I wonder if given a choice between choosing the ideal last meal or sex, which would win out between death row inmates?

[MrRant 0]

After eating prison food, I imagine I'd choose the meal.

[Epic Reine 0]

A large pizza pie with pepperoni and sausage along with a 2 liter bottle of ginger ale and I'm good.

[Vampiro69 0]

pussy

 

Why, yes. I've had some. How about you?

 

He has yet to cash his v-card. It is hard to impress the women when he takes the woman home to this parents house and they have to sneek downstairs to the basement.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Lobster, Steak, Baby Back Ribs, Hot Dogs, 3 Large Buffalo Chicken pizzas, Roasted Chicken Breasts...

 

basically just eat a lot... enough to kill myself with.

[NoCalMike 0]

The prison guards, and the warden. LOL

 

Seriously, probably a fat NY Strip Steak, an order of crab legs, steamed veggies w/butter, garlic bread and a gallon of NewCastle Ale.

 

For Dessert, Caramel Flan.