The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 The announcers always say "his son Shane" as if we wouldn't know who he was if they just said "Shane McMahon" or even just "Shane".... JR or King: ...blah blah blah Shane blah blah blah... Smark: Since when does Vince care about Helms? I don't think so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 The good news for Shane is he's bound to inherit some of his father's money. The bad news is that he's bound to inherit all of his looks. Has he started walking like a sodomized mallard yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 It's funny how many pages we have reached with RAW tonight considering how crappy the show has been. I really want to see the rating when all is said and done because this show has been nothing but awful. Not necessarily awful from a wrestling standpoint but awful from everything else. I'm just on fire. I'M ON FIRE?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "It's not funny my ass is on fire!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 Since when is it "uncalled for" to slam a guy's head into the announce table? I didn't hear a phone ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 Who's more stale? Lawler's Rodney lines or Cena? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 It's funny how many pages we have reached with RAW tonight considering how crappy the show has been. I really want to see the rating when all is said and done because this show has been nothing but awful. Not necessarily awful from a wrestling standpoint but awful from everything else. I'm just on fire. I'M ON FIRE?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "It's not funny my ass is on fire!" "SAVE ME TOM PRITCHARD!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest InuYasha Report post Posted August 1, 2006 The good news for Shane is he's bound to inherit some of his father's money. The bad news is that he's bound to inherit all of his looks. Has he started walking like a sodomized mallard yet? That needs to go in someone's sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 It's funny how many pages we have reached with RAW tonight considering how crappy the show has been. I really want to see the rating when all is said and done because this show has been nothing but awful. Not necessarily awful from a wrestling standpoint but awful from everything else. I'm just on fire. I'M ON FIRE?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I've got the graham crackers. Who's got the chocolate and marshmallows? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danville_Wrestling 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 JR has officially lost it. Now he's rattling off football references in sizing up Umaga. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 The good news for Shane is he's bound to inherit some of his father's money. The bad news is that he's bound to inherit all of his looks. Has he started walking like a sodomized mallard yet? That needs to go in someone's sig. Vince does NOT walk like Jeff Hardy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 JR has officially lost it. Now he's rattling off football references in sizing up Umaga. "Look at that little monkey no-sell..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 NOOOOOOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 HAHAHA AAE blocked the kipup! Classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 Umaga cant fall right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 beat his ass, Umaga. AAE > sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danville_Wrestling 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 OMG somebody do something! Something is wrong with his liver! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 HBK kept his fist on the target area a lot longer than necessary on that ballshot. Just sayin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 FUCK! This doesnt bode well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 HBK will be taken off the road for elevated enzymes of the Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 Indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonL21 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 Stop it JR..Dr. Melfi...Plz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 *owes God some gratitude. Hey, that's pretty ironic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 beat his ass, Umaga. AAE > sex. Clearly, this horrible show has addled this poor boy's brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest InuYasha Report post Posted August 1, 2006 That cameraman was in a bad position. He got HBK looking up before he did the kip up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 Ha, I totally thought McMahon was about to go Big Stud and Kinky Kelly on Shawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danville_Wrestling 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 I was really worried about what Vince was going to do to HBK when he took his belt off... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 UUUUMAGAAAAAAAAA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 Ha, I totally thought McMahon was about to go Big Stud and Kinky Kelly on Shawn. But Shawn plays the Stud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 For a second there I thought Vince was going to initiate HBK into a new club.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2006 beat his ass, Umaga. AAE > sex. Clearly, this horrible show has addled this poor boy's brain. It's been a while. And she was pretty well Umaga's size. It's not Raw's fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
