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How odd, seeing one of us (us being this place) get involved in the business. Not bad, just odd.

 

I would love it if she made it to the E. I can see her in the locker room with her laptop printing out the hate some people get around here. We'd never hear the end of HHH's "internet guys are all losers!" rants. She could be their own little mole into the internet.

 

Shit if I were 10 years younger I would've thought about trying to get into wrestling. Probably wouldn't have gotten anywhere since I'm not quite "HOSS~!" level, but still would've been fun trying.

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You know what I find humor in?

 

Rape jokes.

 

No one tells good rape jokes anymore.

 

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"Please Stop" "No...No!"

 

Forced sex is hilarious.

 

12 Polish dudes are raping a german woman. She screams out "Nein! Nein!!!"

 

So 3 of them leave.

 

I just realized I never got to hear Fez (of Ron and Fez) tell his funny rape joke. And on the subject, I remember when O&A said that when they were on FM radio a while back they used to get away with saying BUNT as a replacement for Cunt..

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Should've beat her like a fucking dog.

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In searching for the etymology of "cunt" I came across this just DARLING line from The Canterbury Tales.

 

"For certeyn, olde dotard, by your leave/You shall have queynte right enough at eve...What aileth you to grouche thus and groan?/Is it for ye would have my queynte alone?".

 

Gotta love those stories...

 

queynte = cunt, FYI

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Yeah I like my hip-hop but I must agree fuck hip hop slang.

 

Also, "giving the buisness" to a woman is a term that has been used since wayyy before their was hip hop. Go ask your Grandpa what giving the buisness to a girl means...

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Everytime I see 'I'll give you the business", I remember that Aqua Teen episode with Meatwad telling Shake that he's in business to give him the business... "up ya BUTT". Meatwad's voice when he says "up ya BUTT" cracks me up big time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I'm high :ph34r:

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