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[sigh] I used to work at Von's Pavilions, which is like Whole Foods (or any organic-like store) and I hated it, but I used to put on this fake ass smile to get by, and this lady used to always compliment me on it, like "You're a really nice guy" or "You have such an easy going smile". She asked me what I wanted to do and I said I wanted to be in the entertainment industry. She said her husband worked for Fox Sports and could hook me up. At the time I was going to school, so when I got offer a spot as a grip for the Best Damn Sports Show I had to decline because it was from 12-8pm or later depending on when they'd wrap up. He respected that I wanted to finish school, kept my number on file and called me after I graduated and he had moved to Technicolor, so he offer me a position with excellent pay and a chance to keep acting, so I took it.

 

 

Hook your king up with a job, and you shall be knighted!

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You two should fuck and move to Switzerland. Where there's no internet. Just crisp mountain air for you two and your adopted son Paulo.

 

:::claps hands:::

 

Well played.

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Yo - could I get a cold beverage?

I need some leverage

It's sweaty outside

Some lemonade would be nice

Or a sprite from the drive-through

At B.K. Yo I'll buy a girl a drink

But girls got to pay

On the front porch yeah I got some ice tea

 

If you like a taste of tea

Then come along with me

Summertime is steamin'

Don't give me no worries

Grab some ice and a dash of vermouth

It's martini time

Yeah yeah feeling golden

Bring your own beverage

Just make sure it's cold

 

I like cold beverage yeah (3 X)

Uh huh

 

Give me frosty mug

Filled with A & W

If you got ice cream

Then make it a double scoop

Milkshake from the fountain

Real good sounding

Chocolate egg cream

Yo, I'm champ cherry pounding

 

Caught a chill vibe

Orange juice in my ride

Wawa's to the right

They got beverage inside

Buy me a hot coffee

Then fill it up with ice

Watermelon's like a drink

Please fix me a large slice

Summertime is cool the heat is getting old

Yeah I'll have a beverage

Just make sure it's cold

 

Cold, cold, cold, cold ...(Need something from the bar?)

 

I like cold beverage, yeah (3 X)

'Cuz I'm feelin' kinda thirsty

 

Stick it in the fridge, stick it in the fridge

Stick it in the fridge, stick it in the fridge (2 X)

 

Go girl work the cold one (4 X)

 

Yo, when I'm fishing

Let's keep one thing clear

The bait's over there

The brew's right here

Two six packs and a big bag of ice

Didn't even catch a bite

But the brew tasted nice

Back to the bar

Strawberry daiquiris and a colada

I need a whole lotta them

Fruit drinks to catch me a buzz

I must tell you I'm the Cool-Aid kid

Before you serve me a drink

Please stick it in the fridge

 

I like cold beverage yeah

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