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Guest Felonies!
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He rigged it to set that up, but I don't care, it was great.

Guest Princess Leena
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Carnival's obsession with the lack of male body hair, frightens me.

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Carnival's obsession with the lack of male body hair, frightens me.

you're quite the hairy fella aren't you?

Guest Princess Leena
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I don't understand why you shave your entire body, but can't clean the peach fuzz off your face to make yourself look presentable.

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lol peach fuzz...i could grow a full beard in days, it's a curse.

Guest Princess Leena
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Why don't you let it grow to make yourself look even more like a scuzzy hobo.

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Why don't you let it grow to make yourself look even more like a scuzzy hobo.

I should, then all girls would stop talking to me. I wonder if that counts fake girls on the internet too?

 

You might be on to something here....

Guest Princess Leena
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What girls are talking to you. Well, they talk to you, until this comes up:

 

Girl: "What's your job?"

 

Jugz: "I don't have one."

 

Girl: "What's your hobbies?"

 

Jugz: "Being a wigger."

 

Girl: "K. Bye."

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You know as well as I do, the conversation doesn't get that far.

 

Girl: *stares*

Jugz: Hey, you wanna fuck?

Girl: Yes, Please!

Guest Princess Leena
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It's sad that Marvin is everything Carnival wishes he could be:

 

Hairless for life.

Job.

Money to buy fancy techie shit.

Doesn't live in Shithole USA.

Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster
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mmm, peach fuzz. im goona buy some peaches.

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Movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

Im movin to the country Im gonna eat me a lot of peaches

Im movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches

Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man

In a factory downtown

If I had my little way Id eat peaches everyday

Sun soakin bulges in the shade

 

Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches

Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches

Im movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

Movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

 

I took a little nap where the roots all twist

Squished a rotten peach in my fist

And dreamed about you woman

I poked my finger down inside makin a little room for a ant to hide

Natures candy in my hand or can or a pie

 

Millions of peaches peaches for me

Millions of peaches peaches for free

Millions of peaches peaches for me

Millions of peaches peaches for free

 

Look out

 

Millions of peaches peaches for me

Millions of peaches peaches for free

Millions of peaches peaches for me

Millions of peaches peaches for free

 

Look out

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Last post in thread is not the same as convenient thread alignment, guys

It's convenient alignment regarding a thread.

 

Bitch.

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