OAO Raw Thread - September/4th/2006.

[mfn 0]

I'd like to see Hardy get the title.

I'd also like to see Foley added to the HIAC.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Hopefully I'm not violating the policy of "being nice to people and not being a jerk in wrestling folders" that Alfdogg has stated he wants to see, but since when does versus have a period both before and after the abbreviation "vs"?

 

Also I assume everyone is aware Carlito vs Orton has been added to Unforgiven via WWE.com

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Venkman:

 

Blame Pearl Jam, who released "Vs." as an album in '93 and warped an entire generation's brain.

 

Also, the Outdoor Life Network (OLN) is changing their name to "Versus" in less than a month.

[Danville_Wrestling 0]

I think I'll be foregoing RAW tonight to watch Florida State-Miami.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I have nothing against the name Versus or Vs. - my question is, why did Hottoaster go period-versus-period (.vs.)

[Hawkius Maximus 0]

I always do v.s.

 

And I dunno why.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Cryme Tyme debuts on RAW

September 4, 2006

 

Tonight a new tag team, Cryme Tyme, will be introduced to the RAW audience. In an effort to humor and entertain our fans the tag team known as Cryme Tyme will be parodying racial stereotypes.

 

Shad Gaspar and JTG do outlandish, outrageous “stunts” to ready themselves for tag team action on RAW. This attempt at Saturday Night Live-like humor is bound to entertain audiences of all ethnic derivations.

 

We hope you enjoy the weekly adventures of Cryme Tyme.

 

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/articles/3044814/3261698

 

 

 

What the FUCK is this?

[BorneAgain 0]

That can't end well.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Is that the Neighborhoodie and the other guy whose name escapes me?

 

 

 

Edit: ... and is it really necessary to come out and say "hey, these guys are a deliberate lower-card comedy tag team!!!!!"

 

 

What's the point of putting people on TV whose sole purpose is to never be elevated. I mean, sure, there needs to be some jobbers sometimes...but they usually don't get a WWE.com article for their debut.

[Downhome 0]

Surely someone hacked into WWE.com to post that.

 

Right?

 

Right???

[razazteca 0]

So does this mean taht Jim Duggan and Eugene will be fired soon?

[Hawk 34 0]

With The Crocodile Hunter's passing, I wonder if Orton will carry a stingray with him to the ring.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I expect Outback Jack to take an RKO.

[Guest droptoehold]

(officially anticipating cryme time)

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Racial stereotypes parody?

 

I am PSYCHED.

 

(100% serious).

[The Amazing Rando 0]

If Edge wanted to be the uber-dick, he would have beat Cena down, called out "Falls Count Anywhere" and then pinned John before he could get up.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Toronto: 94% SARS-free!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

SARS is probably the only thing Lita doesn't have.

 

OOH

 

Post 19999!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

He's ruthless...he's Canadian....

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Racial stereotypes parody?

 

I am PSYCHED.

 

(100% serious).

 

Where's MrRant when you need them? A few N-bombs would go nicely with this.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

He's fearless..Hes relentless..Hes Canadian.

 

Sounds like HEs the MOUNTIE!

 

20,000 POST CELEBRATION TIME

 

*Throws Confetti*

[BorneAgain 0]

I too wish I could get that announcer on my videos to use against my enemies.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

hey now, that's Michael Cole's signature move...The Giant Man-Crush.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Racial stereotypes parody?

 

I am PSYCHED.

 

(100% serious).

 

Where's MrRant when you need them? A few N-bombs would go nicely with this.

 

Nouget, please!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Racial stereotypes parody?

 

I am PSYCHED.

 

(100% serious).

 

Where's MrRant when you need them? A few N-bombs would go nicely with this.

 

Nouget, please!

 

I thought "Teddy bear" or some such was the euphemism of choice.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I don't know where you come from...but Teddy Bear doesn't start with a "N".

[Downhome 0]

Racial stereotypes parody?

 

I am PSYCHED.

 

(100% serious).

 

 

I'm right there with ya. Go all the way with it I say.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Jeff Hardy..painter.

[Ravenbomb 0]

oh, TAG!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Jeff Hardy, Watching Paint BLAST HIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND~ WILLOW THE WHISP~~!!!11