Milky cleared out his inbox before giving out his password.

[Nighthawk]

It feels greasy in his account, anyway. Slick with pre-cum.

[Nighthawk]

I told you I didn't save anything except Leena's mash notes.

[Nighthawk]

I dunno, I don't think those were humiliating enough to post. Everyone knows she's a psycho cunt, anyway.

[Nighthawk]

I don't see anything from Leena. bummer. I wanted some rubdown material for tonight.

[Nighthawk]

On the plus side, I can now go into the WWE folder without fear of being seen.

[Nighthawk]

Here's one of the aforementioned mash notes, for those curious:

While I can't say that I "love" you, because I honestly don't know what that involves of, I certainly want you inside of me.

 

I wish I was in whatever class you'll be in tonight. I'd yank out your cock and go to town right there. Start with some slow licks on the bottom of your cock, followed by a nice shlobbery blowjob that makes a mess everywhere. Followed by you cumming in my mouth. And you'd go down on me at sometime in there. So, we can share kisses with both our collective orgasms on our lips and tongues.

 

Then, if you're ready to go again, which I'm sure you would be... you torture with a painful balls-deep ass fucking that has me screaming like an Indian. And rip my ass apart so I shit on your dick. I'm not kinky enough to lick that off, though. Canker sores suck. I don't know what shit would grow in my mouth if I did that.

 

Then, maybe have the teacher and you do a DP on me. I really need to do that sometime in my life.

 

So, yeah, I came twice and now I'm saying weird shit.

 

Anyway, I should be on tonight barring any annoyances.

 

Leena.

[Mole]

I missed Milky.

[Lord of The Curry]

Business just picked up in The Chocolate Socket.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Oh come on, like that surprises anyone.

[MrRant]

That you like anal?

 

Not really no.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

"Screaming like an Indian" has to become a popular phrase. Please.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This is the best thing that's happened to TSM for a long time.

 

Welcome back, Milky!

[In Credible]

Damn Leena's a freak...that's awesome.

[cameron chaos]

Damn Leena's a freak...that's awesome.

She'd find a job in Amsterdam without much hassle.

 

Although isn't that kind of message usually reserved for 14-16 year olds that can't get laid to send to each other? Leena doesn't look like a total husebeast so I don't get why she wouldn't just go out and drag a dude home for some nastiness. Alternatively and more importantly, why not just download and watch some porn?

 

While I can't say that I "love" you, because I honestly don't know what that involves of, I certainly want you inside of me

 

You know more women need to say this more often. The world would be a better place.

[nl5xsk1]

Although isn't that kind of message usually reserved for 14-16 year olds that can't get laid to send to each other? Leena doesn't look like a total husebeast so I don't get why she wouldn't just go out and drag a dude home for some nastiness. Alternatively and more importantly, why not just download and watch some porn?

Because Milky is so-much-more than "some dude" ... he's incomparable with most other people. I don't think Leena wants that nastiness with just anyone, she wants it with Milky. Who could blame her?

[Guest Princess Leena]

Exactly. Because Milky could come up with more nastiness than I ever could.

[Gary Floyd]

Hey, great to see you back Milky.

[Guest Paul]

I'd never drink rats milk.

[cameron chaos]

Exactly. Because Milky could come up with more nastiness than I ever could.

 

Have you contacted Max Hardcore for an audition? I think he could come up with more sick shit than anyone outside of a Japanese animation studio. I never saw anyone hum bubbles into their own piss held in a speculum shoved up their own ass while wearing a schoolgirl outfit and being jizzed on by an old dude in a cowboy hat before I saw a Max Hardcore tape.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Porn is not the career for me. I've heard too many horror stories.

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

Leena's good, but no Yuna.

[In Credible]

Oh btw, feel free to post more of her "notes", as Paris would say "That's hot"

[DrVenkman PhD]

I assume there is a backstory I don't get as to why he was talking to himself for the first five posts of the thread, but in a tone that he was having a conversation with someone.

 

Edit: Oh I get it someone else was using his account. Carry on.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I'd just like to point out that I am disappointed in Milky breaking my trust like that.

[Nighthawk]

Cry.

[Vyce]

Oh come on, like that surprises anyone.

 

What surprises me is how eerily similar this was to my own mash notes to Milky.

[cameron chaos]

Porn is not the career for me. I've heard too many horror stories.

Who said anything about a career? I just said an audition.

 

I'm sure he'd be having you riding a sybian with a 14 inch long 4 inch wide dildo, wearing nipple clamps, a rampant rabbit jammed up your ass, blindfolded and jacking off guys while getting your throat reamed out until you cry in the first 30 minutes before he jizzed in your face, slapped you with his cock and then pissed on you to wash the jizz away.

 

If nothing else, it'd be an experience.

[nl5xsk1]

cam chaos, Max Hardcore is overrated ... too many theatrics, way too staged, just too much "ooooh, look-at-me, I'm raunchy".

[cameron chaos]

cam chaos, Max Hardcore is overrated ... too many theatrics, way too staged, just too much "ooooh, look-at-me, I'm raunchy".

 

I think anyone that makes you gargle their piss is fairly out there. I don't find it too raunchy myself, more strange and interesting. Overrated? Maybe. Nasty? Yes.

 

She could always alternatively go to Evil Angel and leave with a sore throat and a John Wayne limp. Not as much piss involved.

[Vampiro69]

Leena is in trouble now as WP will try to be just like Milky and bag himself a Leena.