vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Clemens will never pitch again anywhere but Houston. I'm as sure of that as I am that the most tasty of all cheeses is sharp cheddar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Clemens will never pitch again anywhere but Houston. I'm as sure of that as I am that the most tasty of all cheeses is sharp cheddar. Ah, a Clemens virgin. You can't understand, but you will soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Also, Roquefort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Pepper jack, and Clemens sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwest27 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 i like swiss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Much like Swiss cheese, Fat Rodge's claims of retirement have many holes in them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 I just realized I might be seeing Barry Zito's final start at home in an A's uniform tonight depending how the playoffs shakeout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwest27 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 It'd be really nice if the Cardinals could get Barry Zito in the offseason. I like Barry Zito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Pepper Jack? Pepper Jack?!?!?!?!?! I could see maybe provolone, but pepper jack?!?!?!? Pepper Jack is much too..."busy" for real cheese lovers. I do like Swiss, however. And I don't see what the "Clemens virgin" comment was about. It's not like he's played for oodles of teams. Sox, Jays, Yanks, 'Stros in 20 years. He's not exactly been team-hopping. And I think the rumors of his greediness have been greatly exaggerated. And admittedly, I haven't been keeping up with the end of the season as much as I kept up earlier in the season, but I saw on the ESPN ticker something about a dust-up between the Giants and the Rox on Tuesday. Anybody got the story on that? And I saw that Jose Lima was involved. When did Jose Lima join the Rockies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Are you sure you didn't see Jose Mesa? It's probably a continuation of the Vizquel/Mesa rivalry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Yeah, it just ticked by again and it said Mesa. I coulda sworn in the 1st inning it said Jose Lima. Probably was a continuation of the Vizquel/Mesa saga. I just find that whole situation hilarious...as hilarious as someone hailing pepper jack as a superior cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I don't know how I feel about the Barry Zito sweepstakes. On one hand, he's had declining peripheral numbers for several years, he's struggled against some of the better hitting teams in the league and even though he's perceived as an ace starter, his numbers suggest he's actually more like a number 2. I'd be hesitant to offer him 6/$80 mil or whatever Boras is seeking. On the other hand, he's the best pitcher by far on the free agent market and he's young, incredibly durable, is a lefty, has had continuing success in the American league and is fairly consistent (both in performance and innings pitched). I'm a Red Sox fan, and I know that their offseason shopping list starts and ends with starting pitching, but I don't know if Zito is worth it. Do you overpay for the known commodity like Zito, or do you maximize upside and risk in going after Matsuzaka, or two of the lesser FAs (Schmidt, Lilly, Padilla, etc.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Howard with 58 HRs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Rich Hill probably won't go more than six and has given up three runs, but he's got eight more K's and just one walk so far. Aside from Zambrano, Hill's been the only bright spot for this team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 And I don't see what the "Clemens virgin" comment was about. It's not like he's played for oodles of teams. Sox, Jays, Yanks, 'Stros in 20 years. He's not exactly been team-hopping. And I think the rumors of his greediness have been greatly exaggerated. Red Sox - Gets the biggest contract in team history, turns into a fat tub of lard and sucks in the last couple years of his contract. Signs with the Jays, slams Boston on the way out, gets on the juice and wins back to back Cy Youngs. Blue Jays- Signs as a free agent, regains form, and then forces the team to trade him to the Yankees. Yankees- Declares himself a Yankee lifer and admirer of Joe Torre, goes on a farewell tour in pinstripes and then turns around and joins the Astros in the offseason. Clemens has made a living off of burning bridges with his former team. He'll do it to you, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I certainly don't believe Clemens is on the juice. And he wouldn't burn a bridge in Houston. Pitching in the Northeast is different than pitching in your hometown. He's got too much going on in Houston to burn a bridge here. Edit: Norris Hopper with 1 HR. The chase for Bonds begins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I just noticed that, with only a week or so to go in the season, we might not get a single 20-game winning pitcher this year. Most guys are going to have to pitch three or four more times this weekend/next week and earn the win each time to reach it (Santana only needs two and he pitched last night). When was the last time that happened? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Is Joe Crede departing from the White Sox? I heard that he and Podsednik are going to be replaced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I just noticed that, with only a week or so to go in the season, we might not get a single 20-game winning pitcher this year. Most guys are going to have to pitch three or four more times this weekend/next week and win each time to reach it (Santana only needs two and he pitched last night). When was the last time that happened? 1995. Greg Maddux and Mike Mussina won 19 games apeice and led their respective leagues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 And I don't see what the "Clemens virgin" comment was about. It's not like he's played for oodles of teams. Sox, Jays, Yanks, 'Stros in 20 years. He's not exactly been team-hopping. And I think the rumors of his greediness have been greatly exaggerated. Red Sox - Gets the biggest contract in team history, turns into a fat tub of lard and sucks in the last couple years of his contract. Signs with the Jays, slams Boston on the way out, gets on the juice and wins back to back Cy Youngs. Don't forget his 20K game against the Tigers when the team was, like, 65 games out of contention. Where was that Clemens earlier in the contract? He'd already gotten his money so he decided to see if they could make milkshakes out of bacon grease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I just noticed that, with only a week or so to go in the season, we might not get a single 20-game winning pitcher this year. Most guys are going to have to pitch three or four more times this weekend/next week and win each time to reach it (Santana only needs two and he pitched last night). When was the last time that happened? 1995. Greg Maddux and Mike Mussina won 19 games apeice and led their respective leagues. That was a short season, though. When was the last time it happened in a full season? EDIT: I checked. It has never happened in a full season. The only other times it happened were 1994 (Jimmy Key had 17 for the Yankees, Ken Hill and Greg Maddux each had 16 in the NL) and 1981 (Tom Seaver, Jack Morris, Dennis Martinez, Pete Vukovich and Steve McCatty all had 14). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Hmmm...I gotta take the heat offa Clemens. Uh...at least he's more clutch than A-Rod...yeah...just make an A-Rod comment and that diverts all the attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I just noticed that, with only a week or so to go in the season, we might not get a single 20-game winning pitcher this year. Most guys are going to have to pitch three or four more times this weekend/next week and win each time to reach it (Santana only needs two and he pitched last night). When was the last time that happened? 1995. Greg Maddux and Mike Mussina won 19 games apeice and led their respective leagues. That was a short season, though. When was the last time it happened in a full season? Well, I don't remember which years were strike-shortened, so I suppose you could just look here. http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/W_leagues.shtml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I just noticed that, with only a week or so to go in the season, we might not get a single 20-game winning pitcher this year. Most guys are going to have to pitch three or four more times this weekend/next week and win each time to reach it (Santana only needs two and he pitched last night). When was the last time that happened? 1995. Greg Maddux and Mike Mussina won 19 games apeice and led their respective leagues. That was a short season, though. When was the last time it happened in a full season? Well, I don't remember which years were strike-shortened, so I suppose you could just look here. http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/W_leagues.shtml See above. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 The intentional walk hurts the Marlins as Conine hits a single. I'm amazed by it. When is the intentional walk ever a good strategy with a three run deficit and two outs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Ricky Ledee hits his first home run as a Met, absolutely walloping a ball to right field that easily escapes Shea Stadium's confines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Man, if only the Astros had done this a couple of months ago. Biggio with the walkoff single and the Astros come back from a 5-2 8th inning deficit to win 6-5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 My fuckin' God. I still beeeeelieve!!!!! As long as Wandy Rodriguez doesn't start another game for Houston this year, there's still a chance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 My fuckin' God. I still beeeeelieve!!!!! As long as Wandy Rodriguez doesn't start another game for Houston this year, there's still a chance. Doesn't look like we have to worry about that. Four man rotation with everybody going on short rest. But I think Roger, Andy, and Roy O can handle that for a couple of weeks. Hirsch is a bit more problematic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Hirsch really has pitched pretty well ever since he got rocked in Cincy. The only start coming up I'm worried about is that Matt Albers is penciled in to start on Monday against the Phils. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites