Hawk 34 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Exactly. HE NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR. Quit bitching about them and do something. Typical Marvin response: I can't grow anything, see I'm bald. I have a really hard life with AIDS.
EricMM Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Mole, guy, jeez. We are SO past that kind of advice at this point...
snuffbox Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that.
Ginger Snaps Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 I suggest Marvin use his saved up money from skipping out on dates and visit http://www.chanceforlove.com I still just can't imagine those sites are legal.
The Niggardly King Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. Maybe a teenager?
Guest Princess Leena Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. Maybe a teenager? Or, someone like wildpegasus. Unfortunately, I'll have to put Marvin on ignore until he stops finding this enjoyable.
Hawk 34 Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 No, teenagers are usually more reactive in these situations. They at least snag second base without effort. Marvin, freaks out once a hug comes into play.
EricMM Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Thats because apparently a hug might kill him. Or her. I don't remember.
-DeN- Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. I actually know someone in real life who does this. Got annoying last millenium, tuned it out. Now he's married to a chick who has three kids fathered by three different guys and he doesn't get to come to Celtics games w/us anymore. I voted in favor of him (altruistic as I am) but was overruled. Least he gets laid from time to time though, as opposed to whomever this thread is addressing.
snuffbox Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 There's nothing inherantly wrong with raising children that are not biologically your own.
-DeN- Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 There's nothing inherantly wrong with raising children that are not biologically your own. Yeah, if you're a human. LOL. We basketball-loving big cats don't stand for that shit.
SuperJerk Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Everytime I read this thread's title, I get my hopes up for some reason.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. Least he gets laid from time to time though, as opposed to whomever this thread is addressing. I dont know who the hell you are either, so we're even.
JangoFett4Hire Posted November 27, 2006 Author Report Posted November 27, 2006 Den probably gets laid, so he's one up on you, Poppin Fresh.
Craig Th Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 Mole, guy, jeez. We are SO past that kind of advice at this point... No, that is what it come down too. Girls like guys who are confident but not too cocky. Marv needs to grow a pair to get laid. It is simple as that. If anything, go after the ugliest girl he sees.
JangoFett4Hire Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Posted November 28, 2006 But he looks like he's dying of cancer!!! Nevermind the fact that people who actually ARE dying of cancer don't spend weeks upon weeks wallowing in self-pity.
JangoFett4Hire Posted December 16, 2006 Author Report Posted December 16, 2006 This thread deserves better than one star. Marvin, did you get any sweet sweet poonanny? If it's revealed in this thread that he lost his virginity, it should be good for 1.5 stars at least.
k thx Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Girls like guys who are confident but not too cocky. Now that's just flat out wrong.
JangoFett4Hire Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Posted August 22, 2007 I don't come here often anymore, but wanna know: Did Marvin get any yet? I checked Google News, but found nothing. (keywords: marvin, lunatic, alopecia, sex, escort).
Matt Young Posted August 22, 2007 Report Posted August 22, 2007 According to Marvin- Yes, he got some pussy. No word yet on whether he has approached the streak of 2,162. Chances are slim.
Matt Young Posted August 22, 2007 Report Posted August 22, 2007 Reference to Cal Ripken Jr. since Marvin's an O's fan/10
Matt Young Posted August 22, 2007 Report Posted August 22, 2007 It's also probably the number of the game that ended the streak, not the overall totoal, because I'm drunk for the first time in ages. Good to see you back, though, Jango.
JangoFett4Hire Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Posted August 22, 2007 Oh right, the Iron Man streak. I just read that M thinks Adalius will be a bust for the NEP. Wishful thinking.
Black Lushus Posted August 22, 2007 Report Posted August 22, 2007 because I'm drunk for the first time in ages. at 7 AM? Matt...
Nighthawk Posted August 22, 2007 Report Posted August 22, 2007 I've gotten drunk at 7 AM before. I had this theory see, that it didn't matter what time it was. If I'm drunk at 7 AM and sober all night, who cares?
Vampiro69 Posted August 22, 2007 Report Posted August 22, 2007 This thread deserves better than one star. Marvin, did you get any sweet sweet poonanny? If it's revealed in this thread that he lost his virginity, it should be good for 1.5 stars at least. So his performance with the girl (guy?) would only rate him 1 1/2 stars? No wonder he has no confidence.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 23, 2007 Report Posted August 23, 2007 Oh right, the Iron Man streak. I just read that M thinks Adalius will be a bust for the NEP. Wishful thinking. Hes gonna be a bust..just wait and see.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted August 23, 2007 Report Posted August 23, 2007 No offense, but when you think Troy Smith would make a better NFL quarterback than Drew Olsen, you pretty much forfeit credibility when it comes to NFL predictions.
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