Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 Exactly. HE NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR. Quit bitching about them and do something. Typical Marvin response: I can't grow anything, see I'm bald. I have a really hard life with AIDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 Mole, guy, jeez. We are SO past that kind of advice at this point... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2006 I suggest Marvin use his saved up money from skipping out on dates and visit http://www.chanceforlove.com I still just can't imagine those sites are legal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. Maybe a teenager? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted November 26, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. Maybe a teenager? Or, someone like wildpegasus. Unfortunately, I'll have to put Marvin on ignore until he stops finding this enjoyable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2006 No, teenagers are usually more reactive in these situations. They at least snag second base without effort. Marvin, freaks out once a hug comes into play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 Thats because apparently a hug might kill him. Or her. I don't remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-DeN- 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. I actually know someone in real life who does this. Got annoying last millenium, tuned it out. Now he's married to a chick who has three kids fathered by three different guys and he doesn't get to come to Celtics games w/us anymore. I voted in favor of him (altruistic as I am) but was overruled. Least he gets laid from time to time though, as opposed to whomever this thread is addressing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 There's nothing inherantly wrong with raising children that are not biologically your own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-DeN- 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 There's nothing inherantly wrong with raising children that are not biologically your own. Yeah, if you're a human. LOL. We basketball-loving big cats don't stand for that shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 Everytime I read this thread's title, I get my hopes up for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 I cant even imagine actually knowing someone in real life that constantly begs for advice only to blatantly ignore it and do the stupidest thing possible every single time. And then whine about that. Least he gets laid from time to time though, as opposed to whomever this thread is addressing. I dont know who the hell you are either, so we're even. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-DeN- 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 We are not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 Den probably gets laid, so he's one up on you, Poppin Fresh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Th 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2006 Mole, guy, jeez. We are SO past that kind of advice at this point... No, that is what it come down too. Girls like guys who are confident but not too cocky. Marv needs to grow a pair to get laid. It is simple as that. If anything, go after the ugliest girl he sees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2006 But he looks like he's dying of cancer!!! Nevermind the fact that people who actually ARE dying of cancer don't spend weeks upon weeks wallowing in self-pity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2006 This thread deserves better than one star. Marvin, did you get any sweet sweet poonanny? If it's revealed in this thread that he lost his virginity, it should be good for 1.5 stars at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2006 Girls like guys who are confident but not too cocky. Now that's just flat out wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 I don't come here often anymore, but wanna know: Did Marvin get any yet? I checked Google News, but found nothing. (keywords: marvin, lunatic, alopecia, sex, escort). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 According to Marvin- Yes, he got some pussy. No word yet on whether he has approached the streak of 2,162. Chances are slim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Streak? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Reference to Cal Ripken Jr. since Marvin's an O's fan/10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 It's also probably the number of the game that ended the streak, not the overall totoal, because I'm drunk for the first time in ages. Good to see you back, though, Jango. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Oh right, the Iron Man streak. I just read that M thinks Adalius will be a bust for the NEP. Wishful thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 because I'm drunk for the first time in ages. at 7 AM? Matt... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 I've gotten drunk at 7 AM before. I had this theory see, that it didn't matter what time it was. If I'm drunk at 7 AM and sober all night, who cares? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 This thread deserves better than one star. Marvin, did you get any sweet sweet poonanny? If it's revealed in this thread that he lost his virginity, it should be good for 1.5 stars at least. So his performance with the girl (guy?) would only rate him 1 1/2 stars? No wonder he has no confidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 Oh right, the Iron Man streak. I just read that M thinks Adalius will be a bust for the NEP. Wishful thinking. Hes gonna be a bust..just wait and see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2007 No offense, but when you think Troy Smith would make a better NFL quarterback than Drew Olsen, you pretty much forfeit credibility when it comes to NFL predictions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
