nl5xsk1 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Posted September 20, 2006 If you all were really college chicks, I'd be hitting on you all. And dating one of you. For like 3 months. And then getting all bent out of shape & emo about the break-up. Luckily for me, you aren't really college chicks.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Who I'd like to meet: I'd LOVE to meet Kenny Chesney(because I'm going to marry him one day) and just anyone that's famous!
Guest Felonies! Posted September 21, 2006 Report Posted September 21, 2006 Good one Muggy, now copy and paste something a girl said.
Guest Felonies! Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 "you can take the girl outta jersey, but you can never take jersey out of the girl" "only invest your time with people who know what they have when they have you" distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they dont see it nearly enough... the only people you need in your life, are the people that need you in theirs. "Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. Don't make someone your priority when you're only their option, and know that the people that truly care about you will be there for you in your good moments and your bad moments. The people worth your tears will never make you cry..."
Edwin MacPhisto Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 *~dance like no ones watching~*
Guest Felonies! Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 I initially read that as ::dances like no one's watching:: like in faggy Internet double-colon talk, but it's still funny. It's better when they use "noone."
Ginger Snaps Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 doesn't it actually take MORE effort to type like that? Not really. It just depends upon how often you text message your friends during class on your phone or Blackberry.
Guest Princess Leena Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 aww errythingg good js tireinn uu no lol wat bout uu? awe umm nooo iuno himm but i love tha guitar i was wanted to learn how to play it hehez .. aww thanks huni urr a ctuiiee too .. so watts uur name huni:$/ http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=12177145
Guest Felonies! Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Jesus, is that written in Hmong?
SuperJerk Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 So this is what college kids are like nowadays? This thread is a good argument for bringing back the military draft and including women in it. Geez.
Guest Princess Leena Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 leelee..yipeee.sexiiiiiii...yes you are! wow your a stone cold fox!!! sexy ass mamacita! i would love to masterbate with you sometime...cum on sexy its safe..its fun....our little secret...i am 31...rugged good looks.....beautiful cock....i can email pics...hope i am not offending you here.....have fun with me..please! your soo sexy leelee...indi
Guest Felonies! Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message, leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this in your notes and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty cool (and funny) to see the responses. Repost as "memories."
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 Yes, I like that particular myspace cliche'.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex!!!!! PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.....and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you people that read this wont repost
EricMM Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 I read both of those things recently. I am tempted to do the memories thing though, just retyping that stupid trite message with something similar.
BUTT Posted October 25, 2006 Author Report Posted October 25, 2006 Hey what's a college girl's favorite publishing company? RANDOM HOUSE, get it?!?!??!!
Toshiaki Koala Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message, leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this in your notes and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty cool (and funny) to see the responses. Repost as "memories." I came to this thread to post exactly that. Figured you'd beat me to it, though.
Guest Felonies! Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Hey what's a college girl's favorite publishing company? RANDOM HOUSE, get it?!?!??!! Yeah yeah yeah, and a frat guy's is Double-D.
Hank Kingsley Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 HAY HAY I'M A COLLEGE BRO? IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FU***r THAT KILLED U! ..._...|..________________ ____, , ....../ `---___________----_____|] ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______. :/ .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
benn Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Who wouldn't want to send a GUN to their TRUE HOMIES.
Guest Princess Leena Posted October 28, 2006 Report Posted October 28, 2006 Just look at my myspace, and all my comments. A neverending run of quality.
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