Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 So I'm on MySpace this evening and I get this message from a gimmick account (yes, apparently even Myspace has gimmick accounts) "Mother Jan" or some shit and the email is rather strange. It says, "Bend over and spread those pretty BUTT cheeks for me whore." I'm already knowing it's probably a prank, so I go along and proceed to send in a rather seductive "scat" picture straight from the Leena library, to which I get a reply; "Yeah, get all that out for this anaconda bitch". I'm at work and really didn't want to continue on with this NSFW intellectual conversation and responded saying so. Then I get a rather odd picture of me going to my car which was no doubt taken before I was going to work. So, I ask, "which one of my friends likes to watch me from afar?" and I get no reply. Finally, about fifteen minutes ago, I get the strangest message: "Robert Bailey from (gives exact address of where I stay), I don't know any of your friends, I just know my calling is to bring you misery and I will do so and have my revenge with your severed penis on top of a hill, raising it high like a mad wizard you peice of shit. See you under your fucking bed... I'M COMING TO GET YA!!!" Oooookay. Now, my friends don't have A.D.D to my knowledge and would probably call me instantly cracking up. None of my friends have this much patience to keep a joke going. So I'm wondering if Marty Wright got mad because he was released and decided he'd track down little ole me for a punishing or I have a real life fatal attraction. Even if it is a stalker, why would they go through such trouble to create a gimmick account? It's actually pretty entertaining, but I'm wondering if I should be fearing for my life here. Comments? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted September 27, 2006 I fucking hope so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 I don't have any advice, but lemme know how the story ends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted September 27, 2006 You really might be... What did you do when you replied to this person? A trick a lot of those fake accounts do is lead you to a fake myspace login page they create, and most people don't think anything of it because you always have to login at myspace. If you did this, you're fucked pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 At least in terms of your myspace... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Not just myspace. If your pw is similar, or close to similar, to any other password you use for any other accounts, they'll get ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Leena the haxx0r Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Who uses the phrase "mad wizard" in a death threat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Well if it is someone who wants to do you harm, they're an idiot for doing it in a documented format such as the internet, where locations can be traced, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Who uses the phrase "mad wizard" in a death threat? Probably Juggalos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Well if it is someone who wants to do you harm, they're an idiot for doing it in a documented format such as the internet, where locations can be traced, etc. It's still very easy to give no traces of your location online. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 if you're worried, check your credit, bank, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Who are the mad wizards that came up with that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Well if it is someone who wants to do you harm, they're an idiot for doing it in a documented format such as the internet, where locations can be traced, etc. It's still very easy to give no traces of your location online. Nothing is untracable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Well if it is someone who wants to do you harm, they're an idiot for doing it in a documented format such as the internet, where locations can be traced, etc. It's still very easy to give no traces of your location online. Nothing is untracable. Apart from Leena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Who are the mad wizards that came up with that one? Winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 So I'm not dead, but there was a lava lamp in my room and it wasn't there before. And chocholate pudding by my roommates bedroom door. Weird. Whoevers playing this prank is dedicated, but my accounts are cool... for now. In all honesty I got kind of creeped out going to my car today and even now at my desk I'm waiting for something to pop out and shock me or some shit. But at least it's keeping me on my toes. Is he following some kind of movie or prank book or something? Because all this pudding and watching me go to my car shit is fairly new and pretty cheap, I mean, if he's going to kill me, he should just get it over with. Unless he's documenting everything on film for some movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted September 28, 2006 Is this some lame joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 i figured out what's really cool? it's putting question marks after statements that don't need them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 Is this some lame joke. It'd be lame if it were a joke. But I think it's lame because it's not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted September 28, 2006 Someone broke into your house and inserted a lamp. Shouldn't you be like calling the police. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 i figured out what's really cool? it's putting question marks after statements that don't need them? Felonies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 Someone broke into your house and inserted a lamp. Shouldn't you be like calling the police. The traffic I get at my place is ridiculous. My roommate is freelance, so his work schedule is up or down. At some points I come home and eighteen people are in the house smoking, drinking, or whatever. Our door is never locked because we don't exactly live in a dangerous area. So anybody could have left that shit there. Could be coincidental or could be a message from "Mommy Jan" or whoever the fuck it is. I'm just trying to peice together this puzzle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted September 28, 2006 Eighteen people are in your house smoking, drinking, or whatever and you're worrying about a fucking lamp and some pudding? Personally, I'd be worrying about the eighteen people in the house smoking, drinking, or whatever. Have you checked the sinks? Somebody might have shit in them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 I'd be more worried if the person left vanilla pudding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2006 >'-')> ^('-')^ <('-'<) ^('-')^ (>'-')> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Report post Posted September 29, 2006 This is great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2006 So that's where rawmvp went to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites