Quotes from 2006! Help me with more!

[Guest sebbeh65]

JBL: "We're gonna book the leprauchan and Tazz in a step-ladder match next." - (SNME 2006-07-15.)

 

Gregory Helms vs. Matt Hardy: JBL: "What you are saying Michael, is that Matt Hardy needs his fans to get on the Internet and E-mail him, or text-message him, tell him that they love him. Say: Matt Hardy, we think you're the best!" - (Great American Bash 2006.)

 

Finlay shane hands with Teddy Long. JBL: "That's class right there, he's hip. He's North Ireland hip, he grew up in the hood in Belfast!" - (Great American Bash 2006.)

 

Ric Flair to Mick Foley: "This ain't a Lay Down on Your Ass Match, this is an I Quit Match! Get your ass in here, Foley!" - (Summerslam 2006.)

 

Jerry Lawler: "I don't know if this guy is an imposter or it's really Kane. You know, Kane has always been schizofrenic. Maybe there really are two Kanes". If all the viewers are seeing Kane aswell, does that mean that everyone in the arena and watiching at home also is schizo? - (Vengeance 2006.)

 

Mick Foley: "We're going to have a public book reading, right here in Charlotte, North Carolina! From the pages of Ric Flair's novel To Be The Man..."

Todd Grisham: "Sorry to interrupt, but isn't it an autobiography? It's not a novel, is it?"

Mick Foley: "An autobiography would contain facts while this is clearly fiction as you will now see." - (Vengeance 2006.)

 

Jerry Lawler about Mick Foley's clothes: "He gave his old clothes to the Red Cross... they gave them back!" - (Wrestlemania 22.)

 

Vince McMahon is praying: "God…let's face it, I don't like you and you don't like me. I defied every law and have been successful, and I know you didn't intend for me to have this body." - (Wrestlemania 22.)

 

Jim Ross about Vince McMahon: "You're a 60-year-old man showing your ass on world-wide television." - (Wrestlemania 22.)

 

Great Khali about Undertaker: "AAUUUOOOOOEEEEEE YYYEEEUUUIII!" - (Judgment Day 2006.)

 

The fans are screaming: "You Suck Dick!".

JBL: "I see no women out here and you are chanting about a male organ, who's the fruit booty?" - (One Night Stand 2006.)

 

Tazz: "Rey was [in] ECW for a little while, then he had a cup off coffee and then kind of left." - (One Night Stand 2006.)

 

Tazz: "I was about to say, [that] Cena has to try to adopt to the ECW rules as Van Dam - out of nowhere nails..."

Styles: "How the hell do you adopt to a moonsault press to the outside?"

Tazz: "You move."

Styles: "...Thanks" - (One Night Stand 2006).

 

Rob Van Dam to Paul Heyman after The Drug Bust of Doom: "Have you seen me the last couple of days, Paul? I've been smoking!" - (ECW 2006-06-27.)

 

Paul Heyman introduces Booker T and Sharmell to CW Anderson and Stevie Richards.

Balls Mahoney: "Im Balls!"

Booker: "BALLS?"

Balls: "They call me Balls because everything I do is balls to the wall!" Loves his logic! - (ECW 2006-09-19.)

 

Edge shows his carreer highlights på Titan Tron: "After watching that, I gotta admit: I am awesome!" - (RAW 2006-01-09.)

 

John Cena to Lita: "Hey, hey, hey, hold up there, one-woman-hooker-parade. There may be a lot of people in here who think that I suck, but every damn person in here knows that you do!" - (RAW 2006-01-09.)

 

Carlito: "Do you spit or swallow?"

Maria: "When I eat an apple?"

Carlito: "...eh, yeah..." - (RAW 2006-05-15.)

 

Terry Funk to Mick Foley: "I know the reason why you humiliated Tommy Dreamer. I know that reason. You humiliated him, and I wanna know why." - (RAW 2006-05-15.)

 

Contract signing for John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam and a bunch ECW wrestlers comes in. Cena to Heyman: "Paul, let me guess, these guys are here for John Cena autographs, right?" - (RAW 2006-06-05.)

 

Jim Ross about Randy Orton's strategi against Kane: "Orton's gotta use his quickness, I'll tell you that. He can't out-horse Kane, nobody can. That's like duck-hunting with a shovel, it don't work." - (RAW 2006-06-12.)

 

Jerry Lawler: "I wonder if Kane sees any evil in Randy Orton."

Jim Ross: "Im sure that plenty of evil are gonna be distributed in this match." - (RAW 2006-06-12.)

 

Jerry Lawler om Shawn Michaels vs. Coach: "I can't belive we are acutually getting to see this match! This is like a dream match!" - (RAW 2006-07-17.)

 

Promo with Ric Flair. "Foley, it's not about my age, it's not about how fat you are..." - (RAW 2006-07-24.)

 

Edge shows the Summerslam poster on the Titan Tron: "We had to get Batista on there before he gets injured again." - (RAW 2006-08-07.)

 

Jim Ross about the I Quit Match between Ric Flair and Terry Funk from Bash 1989: "Two words, six letters: I Quit". Ta en minut och fundera på varför det är roligt. - (RAW 2006-08-14.)

 

Edge to Jeff Hardy: "Didn't you die like for three years ago!?" - (RAW 2006-08-21.)

 

Edge raps and Jim Ross says: "What am I supposed to say to that? You're da man, dawg?" - (RAW 2006-09-11.)

 

JR about Melina: "That woman can't be trusted"

Lawler: "I don't want to TRUST her, I wanna..." - (RAW 2006-09-18.)

 

Triple H to Chris Masters: "So, when are you gonna write a book?"

Masters: "That's funny, you know, as a matter of fact, I was thinking about writing a book on nutrician."

Hunter: "Really? What are you gonna call it? How to lose 50 pounds in four weeks." - (RAW 2006-10-02.)

 

Shawn Michaels to Triple H: "Are we really a rip-off off the nWo?"

Hunter: "Well you know, Shawn, at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter, because like the old saying says "He who laughs last, laughs best."

Shawn och Hunter: "MUHAHAHAHAHA!" - (RAW 2006-10-02.)

 

HHH about Spirit Squad: "These guys are sooo gay." - (RAW 2006-10-02.)

 

JBL: "Im going to the World Cup this weekend, Michael!"

Cole: "They are gonna let you back into Germany?"

JBL: "Eh, I had a little problem there a while back. And that's not funny by the way." - (SD 2006-06-30.)

 

Cole: "Guess what's the Divas are doing tronight?"

JBL: "What?"

Cole: "Musical Chairs."

JBL: "Good Lord. Next it'll be a spelling bee and they'll all be gone. [...] Musical Chairs? Can't you imaged Harley Race and Arnold Skaaland doing that?" - (SD 2006-07-28.)

 

JBL: "And anytime we see Michelle McCool, it gets a good night."

Cole: "I agree with you there."

JBL: "I'm surprised you would look at a woman." - (SD 2006-08-04.)

 

Cole says that Kennedy beat Rey once becase of a run in from JBL.

JBL: "That match took place in Amarillo, Texas. I rode out on a horse just to get a better view of the match, and the next thing you know, Mr. Kennedy beats Rey Mysterio." - (SD 2006-08-11.)

 

MVP wanna wait to wrestle until he has a contract:

JBL: "That's smart!"

Cole: "What do you mean it's smart? This is wrestling!" - (SD 2006-08-25.)

 

Vito vs. Sylvan: JBL: "And how odd does it seem for a Frenchmen too look at a person more feminine than him?" - (SD 2006-08-25.)

 

JBL about Miz: "Do you think he is happy with that haircut?" - (SD 2006-08-25.)

 

JBL: "That could be the lowest dropkick since Tazz tried to threw one." - (SD 2006-09-01.)

 

Tatanka vs. The Miz. Michael Cole: "The Miz did not draw a good opponent for his debut here tonight, on SmackDown!" - (SD 2006-09-01.)

 

Cole to Booker: "So what happens if Finlay wins, and you have to face Finlay, one of your court members, for the World Championship at No Mercy?"

Booker: "I say this to you Michael Cole: Shut Up!"

JBL: "That was simpel. I have been wanting you to do that for months." - (SD 2006-09-15.)

 

Cole tells that Booker has been invited to ECW by Paul Heyman. JBL to Booker: "Don't take a check!" - (SD 2006-09-15.)

 

Cole are listing all the reality shows The Miz has appeared on: JBL: "You are citing those as GOOD things?" - (SD 2006-09-15.)

 

JBL: "What is up with The Miz' haircut? It looks like a Red Rooster-starter kit. We know how sucessful he was." - (SD 2006-09-22.)

 

Cole: "We got Hurrah, we got Yeehaw, that's what Friday nights are all about! We got The Miz, we got Jimmy Wang Yang, it don't get any better than this!"

JBL: "I'm in hell!" - (SD 2006-09-29)

 

Edge is feeling that the hotel clerk is writing to much "Are you writing Moby Dick?" - (RAW 2007-07-10.)

 

Mick Foley to Ric Flair: "And then I get accused of not knowing how to wrestle, by a guy whose main wrestling all these days is touching another man's genitalia. Oh, yeah, Heading into Vengeance, Ric, I hadn't been in fear for a man since I had been an altor boy!" - (­RAW 2007-07-10.)

 

Jerry Lawler: "I watch ECW every week, whether I need the sleep or not." - (RAW 2007-07-10.)

 

Vince McMahon introduces his own opponent: "He's lean, he's mean, he's green, he's Eugene!" - (RAW 2007-07-10.)

 

JBL about Helms vs. Hardy på No Mercy: "All their friends are gonna be there, their families are gonna be there. Their old girlfriends are gonna be there, most of Matt's old girlfriends will be will Edge or somebody else, but they will all be there..." - (SD 2006-10-06.)

 

Michael Cole: "Sylvan used some sly tactics to knock of Yang in his debut."

JBL: "Sly tactics? Did you think up that yourself, Bill Shakespeare? Who writes your lines? Eugene?"

Cole: "I don't know, I wanna know who writes Jimmy Wang Yang's." - (SD 2006-10-06.)

 

JBL about Jimmy Wang Yang: "That's what is happening if JR had married a Japanese lady." - (SD 2006-10-06.)

[Bruce Blank 0]

Which swedish website did you get these off?

[bob_barron 0]

JBL saying Miz should kill himself was the funniest thing ever.

 

That and him going: This show sucks!

[Guest Edgehead]

I'd love JR and JBL to commentate a whole show together.

[Just John 0]

Check my sig every 1-2 weeks.

 

Some more JBL goodness:

 

Cole: And there's the little bastard!

JBL: Shut up, Michael Cole, he might have parents!

 

*Vito's dress flies up*

JBL: Oh, come on! My mother watchers this show!

 

*Cole and JBL have an argument during a Sylvan/Tatanka match*

JBL: Alright, alright... Let's just get back to watching the Indian and the Quebecer.

 

JBL: I don't know anything about figure skating. That's something you talk about when you're at the bar with Vito.

 

Cole: There's Jillian, your former image consultant.

JBL: She wasn't my image consultant... I lost her in Japan.

[bob_barron 0]

Whenever the Little Bastard pops up, I mark out, because I know JBL is going to say something funny

[Vampiro69 0]

JBL is an announcing god.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

"Edge shows the Summerslam poster on the Titan Tron: "We had to get Batista on there before he gets injured again." - (RAW 2006-08-07.)"

 

LMAO!

[Just John 0]

Edge's whole promo with the Summer Slam poster was great.

 

"Of course, DX has to be front and center, no surprise there. And look! They're holding hot dogs! Oh, I'm dying of laughter. And then there's Cena doing what he does best... Looking like a complete idiot (you really have to see Cena on the poster for maximum effect). And we had to get Batista on there before he gets injured again."

[luke-o 0]

I noticed that all the best quotes on that list were from JBL. Who would have thought he'd be brilliant on commentary?

[BruiserKC 0]

Foley before kissing Vince McMahon's ass..."I'm then going to get a really big bottle of mouthwash....then...I'm going to buy a big bottle of booze, go back to my hotel room and pretend this night never happened!"

[luke-o 0]

LAWLER: "do you guys have a leprechuan on your show?"

TAZZ: "yeah..."

LAWLER: "Tazz you are a leprechaun"

[veseo 0]

HHH on Cena before Wrestlemania: "Excuse me if I'm not afraid of a guy, whose finishing move is pumping his reeboks". Total ownage

[luke-o 0]

I forgot that one, thats awesome!

[Just John 0]

I forgot about that hilarious WWE vs. ECW banter between all the announcers.

 

Styles: It's "sports entertainment" that gives Finlay a leprechaun on Smackdown!

Lawler: There's a leprechaun on Smackdown?

Tazz (embarrassed): Yeah, there's a leprechaun on Smackdown.

[Guest sebbeh65]

"Which swedish website did you get these off?"

 

My own site, SweWrestling.com. Yes, I'm Swedish. =)

[Guest Princess Leena]

Hi, glennsoe.

[Guest sebbeh65]

Glennsoe is a member on the forum at SW.com, yes.

[Caliban 0]

Cole last night - "This Lashley, is a man!"

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Edge's whole promo with the Summer Slam poster was great.

 

"Of course, DX has to be front and center, no surprise there. And look! They're holding hot dogs! Oh, I'm dying of laughter. And then there's Cena doing what he does best... Looking like a complete idiot (you really have to see Cena on the poster for maximum effect). And we had to get Batista on there before he gets injured again."

 

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Slyvan came out to cut a promo, inviting everybody to spend a week in Quebec.

 

JBL: I'd rather spend the week in Hell.

 

later on in the promo...

 

JBL: I HATE THIS GUY!

[TheTomster 0]

JBL: You can't do that to the king of Smackdown!

Tazz: He just did

JBL: Shut up midget

[CanadianChris 0]

Pretty much anything from JBL's commentary with Tazz tonight could go here.

[Blade2kxx 0]

I honestly choked when I remembered this quote...

 

"I hope the US loses the war in Iraq, and while I'm at it I think the greatest country in the world is France, what do you think? And you know, truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of the black people. And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out would have to be... Jesus."

 

-Kurt Angle, New Year's Revolution.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I want a "BBQ King of Kings" apron.

 

My favorite JBL/Taz fracas quote was from Taz: "You're a few inches taller, that helps around here."

[Slickster 0]

"Careful, Cole: Tazz knows hand-to-knee combat."

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

Ah man it has been a pretty good year so far. I'm loving the quotes, especially JBL and Edge are always hilarious.

 

Triple H to Chris Masters: "So, when are you gonna write a book?"

Masters: "That's funny, you know, as a matter of fact, I was thinking about writing a book on nutrician."

Hunter: "Really? What are you gonna call it? How to lose 50 pounds in four weeks.

 

I love when the WWE makes inside jokes.

[benoit4hor 0]

There was one from last night were JBL was asking JR if he had Herpes on his chin or if he tried to cut his throat because Oklahoma lost and JR responded.

 

"If it's herpes, they're from your wife"

[TheFranchise 0]

There was one from last night were JBL was asking JR if he had Herpes on his chin or if he tried to cut his throat because Oklahoma lost and JR responded.

 

"If it's herpes, they're from your wife"

 

Layfield: What did you say that for?

Ross: I hadn't said anything for a while.

[Just John 0]

JBL from No Mercy:

 

(Referring to Marty Garner): He looks like he just walked out of a concentration camp.

 

(About Miz's b-day): He could give me a birthday wish... He could die.