Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted June 20, 2002 dear kinetic, if martians came to earth would ... a) it disprove most worldly religions as hoaxes B) they be friendly or EVIL~! c) you prefer it if they looked like humans, looked like jellyfish or looked like insects? thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 dear kinetic, if martians came to earth would ... a) it disprove most worldly religions as hoaxes B) they be friendly or EVIL~! c) you prefer it if they looked like humans, looked like jellyfish or looked like insects? thank you a) Most likely, but that's already been done to a large extent. B) Friendly until they realized how evil the human race is. Then they'd crush us like bugs. c) I'd prefer for them to look like humans. I'd like to be able to say I scored some martian 'tang before I reach my final resting place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted June 21, 2002 dear kinetic, since my posts seem to be the only ones salvaged during the transition, do you think this thread will go the way of the contentious statements with you and i going back and forth until the others catch on how genius of an idea this is? next, is eddy grant's "electric avenue" the coolest non-reggae song ever by a guy with dreadlocks? next, when I saw Elvis Costello at wal-mart yesterday, I accidentally smacked the glasses off his face should I have... a) picked them up for him b ) try and step on them claiming it was an accident c) kick them across the floor making him fetch them Finally, are you still game to take over velocity for a couple of weeks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted June 21, 2002 I'd post something here, but I can't think of any questions. Aha! Got one! Assistant Proconsul Kinetic, Is it unhealthy for me to know the lyrics to just as many pop songs as songs that are not considered such? I can sing right along with Radiohead, The Beatles, The Verve and all, but I can sing just as much with Britney, Kylie, and DDR. Should I be worried? I thought of a few more bands/groups/troupes/people for an opinion on: The Verve Korn The Monkees "Weird Al" Yankovic 80s music in general Future "President" for Life, Maximum Proconsul Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted June 21, 2002 i'll give the opinion on the monkees. the monkees are friggin great. they may have been a fabricated band without the cred of other 60's bands but they were privileged to have some of the greatest songwriters ever write music for them. plus, mike nesmiths's songs aren't too shabby either. a few of the names worth mentioning who wrote songs for the monkees are neil diamond, nillson, boyce & hart, goffin-king and others. as for the songs, they stand side by side any other great pop songs of the 60's!!! now bite on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Duh, I wanted his opinion, not yours. I already know and love whatever I ask his opinion about, so I am quite aware of the Monkees' greatness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted June 21, 2002 No less a personage than Bob FUCKING Pollard claims the Monkees as an influence, and when the guy who fronts and writes the songs for Guided By Voices--the greatest rock band on earth--was inspired by you, then you are truly something special. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted June 21, 2002 "Duh, I wanted his opinion, not yours. I already know and love whatever I ask his opinion about, so I am quite aware of the Monkees' greatness. " I'll give my opinion whenever I feel like it. I own Europe!!!! In the meantime, if you know how great the monkees are then why bother asking what someone else feels about them? No, back to the topic at hand.... Dear Kinetic, What do you think of the monkees? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted June 22, 2002 Bumping this mofo, because it deserves it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted June 22, 2002 dude, if you're gonna bump, at least ask the man a question! dear kinetic, why are you taking so long to answer these important questions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted June 26, 2002 Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 and hotdog buns come in packs of 12? You must be one of them fucking Animaniacs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted June 26, 2002 Hey, the Animaniacs OWNED. Especially Wakko, I loved his quasi-Ringo voice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 10, 2002 *bump* It's time for me to show all you suckas how it's done. We'll go ahead and disregard all of the unanswered questions, as they're irrelevant now. For all of those reading the rest of the thread for the first time, the reason several posts are missing is due to the tragic events of 5/19 (that was it, right?). A moment of silence, please. Okay. Bring the questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Why are you ripping off Dames & JHawk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Why are you ripping off Dames & JHawk? ::rips hair out in frustration:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 ::rips hair out in frustration:: Why are you ripping off Mick Foley? (OK, that's enough outta me) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 10, 2002 It was 6/19, not 5/19. Rest assured, Austrailia paid for what they did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Hey, the Animaniacs OWNED. Especially Wakko, I loved his quasi-Ringo voice. Kotz without Fo and/or Sheez!!! Weird! Anyway, Kinetic, do you like the ladies? And what do you know about them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Geri looks awful in that picture too, and I started saying "fo sheez" on here when my computer was resurrected in mid-August. Check the date, foo'. Now for my question: Kinetic, just what sets your question and answer thread apart from the others? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Kotz is right. Geri Halliwell was never very good looking to begin with, but she looks awful in that picture. I'd sooner hit Dido than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Dildo looks like a man in that picture! Are you both insane? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Dido looks pretty good, and I have yet to see a bad picture of her. Geri seems to delight in making them though. There was a reason she wasn't my favorite Spice Girl. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Kinetic, just what sets your question and answer thread apart from the others? 'Cuz he did it first! He's like the New York Dolls... once everyone else started ripping off their music people forget totally about them! But dammit, I read Kinetic's posts back when he was underground! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Hey, so I was I. I acknowledged his greatness back in the day for being a Vonnegut fan. I thought he was almost a carbon copy of me until I realized that I wasn't as knowledgeable about music and he's much more handsome. Oh, and the Bukkake thing. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Anyway, Kinetic, do you like the ladies? I do indeed like the ladies, although I can't say I'm particularly fond of Geri Halliwell in that picture. I may be one of the few people on here who doesn't find her completely repulsive, too, so you should have found a better picture than that. She looks like a pixie. And not in that cute as a button Bjork sort of way, but in a "I'll rip off your flesh if you don't give me back me gold" sort of way. Not attractive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Kinetic, just what sets your question and answer thread apart from the others? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge A few things. First of all, I was the originator. No one did this type of thread on this board until I did. I introduced the idea. Me. Secondly, my Q&A style is unique because I'll often make no real attempt at answering the question. If I can make a joke that I'm satisfied with and not get around to giving an answer, then so be it. I'll leave it at that. In addition, I'm the only Q&A man around here who isn't afraid to not answer a question that doesn't interest him. Dames answers all his questions. JHawk answers all his questions. Kinetic only answers what he wants to answer. And if I manage to answer the questions I do bother with to anyone's satisfaction then it should be considered a small miracle. Did I mention that I was the first to use this type of thread here? Because I was. Me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Kinetic, I'm putting together another installment of my critically-acclaimed Mixaroonies. What should I include on it? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Kinetic, I'm putting together another installment of my critically-acclaimed Mixaroonies. What should I include on it? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge I've never heard a bad mix that included the Pixies' "Debaser." It's one of the great opening tracks of all time, in my opinion, and has graced many a comp that I've made for many a musically-incompetent girl. Hard to say other than that, although I do believe Wilco's "War on War" would fit in on any compilation quite well. If all this stuff is surrounded by Kylie Minogue and her ilk, then disregard everything I've said and seek out "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 11, 2002 It isn't like a CD of songs I'm putting together, it's a continuous mix. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 11, 2002 A continuous mix of today's hits and yesterday's favorites? How does that work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
